Alexis 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
@asticky.libcraft.com
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your local lynxiform tf & Majora’s Mask aficionada 27 // she/her // minors DNI (the Republican Party is still trying to kill you btw.)
your local lynxiform tf & Majora’s Mask aficionada 27 // she/her // minors DNI (the Republican Party is still trying to kill you btw.)
![“Ganondorf I voted for you and I love you but we are not rock and gem independent.We are having a hard time getting rock sirloin from the caverns on Death Mountain”
[Weird Facebook thumbs up guy but he’s a Goron and the background is Death Mountain]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gqftemihnoucitcvdrmye7t6/bafkreidyvtuwrpvjmvhi5ofhe3jk2d3tjh3rbomakplqu6lrwip4uxli2q)
![(Today 2:04 PM)
[Photo of Mitch McConnell in the hospital]
I lived bitch
(Today 2:44 PM)
bitch?
(Today 4:42 PM)
oh god](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gqftemihnoucitcvdrmye7t6/bafkreih5clqnzkmy3g3equjvoqwocvfchp3tcte4nz4jjl7cvw6opjg5xa)
![[Cat in a Diamondbacks hat and a tie] “I hope i don’t get pissed off”
[Factory labeled “pissing me off Factory” (with Diamondbacks logo)]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gqftemihnoucitcvdrmye7t6/bafkreidmxgkaen2xue4mihbgiejuv4z3m76sd25v3wugpdsnmyycwcfna4)
![[Asticky Today at 1:55 PM]
Thinking about what if Jerma was in 17776
He retires in 2025 and comes back in like 13084
Within 5 minutes of turning on the stream he reads a chat message like
'when are you gonna play yakuza?'
(wheezing) god damn it. It's been- it's been eleven thousand years and the first thing you're concerned about is whether I'm gonna play Yakuza?
"I made that promise back in fucking like,
2019. you know how much has happened since I've been gone?
"Oh yeah, everyone became immortal, we've been alive for tens of thousands of years, nobody knows why.' 'When are you gonna play Yakuza'
[Asticky Today at 2:03 PM]
"That guy's probably (stifling laughter) that's guy's probably been fucking President of the United States. You like travel the world and live forever and have like, every fucking magical experience in the world, and the first thing you ask is 'when are you gonna play Yakuza'"
Thank you for reading my fanfic](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:gqftemihnoucitcvdrmye7t6/bafkreig7izxtf5pfjenizjdaxqt4yete4mdopy2jzrrlcj7o7sbeb6htb4)
