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Aster Olsen

@asterolsen.bsky.social
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Dee @settingdee.bsky.social · 12h
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 13h
Have a working hypothesis that you can tell which modern day biologists would have supported eugenics back in the early 1900s based on the way they currently view transness
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🥹tyyyy
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Liv @reformed-metro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Editing this story with Aster was such a treat, everyone should check it out.
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you for helping me shape it! Looking forward to working with you again.
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My second time in Smoke and Mold!
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New story! A man gets an assignment to save a lake and uncovers a secret. Also, there's a fish-twink. smokeandmold.net/issue-14-fal...
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Dating a cis woman who is culturally a trans woman: best of both worlds
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
been doing this thing where i write my little thoughts onto paper and sometimes i send those papers to people i care about and other times that just sit there and no one reads them but me
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can't believe a narcissistic vaccine denialist who lives purely online would be a reactionary. You think you know people.
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm not sure it's that conscious. More like a plant growing towards sunlight imo
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Read to a group of cis people and got asked if I was a standup comic after. Like shooting fish in a barrel.
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i'm here to be dumb and get dumber
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ask him if he reads Cosmo t-girl for the articles
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transplantszine.bsky.social @transplantszine.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Only a couple weeks left to tell us your crazy queer housing story and/or yell at us!
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
People said this sort of stuff in Florida about Jeb and his circle and then we elected Scott and Desantis
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🎃🥦Lina @broccolina.northsky.social · 15/09/2026
in short 1. libraries are great but they aren't magic, they're a social good that we need to invest in or that we will lose 2. if you're in florida vote no on 3 if you don't want to have to beg the state legislature separately for every little thing that local government does
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
narcissism
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Interesting, what would you say was John Brown's message?
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Liberals will really say shit like "John Brown would want us to compromise with bigots"
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ladies, ladies, let's not focus on negativity today. It's kirkmas 🙏
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
society isn't ready for a blonde to brunette (BtB) transsexual, but I'm not going to hide anymore. this is my truth.
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you work in a notebook and do chunks it's less annoying. Or load smaller R source files into a markdown file, similarly.
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Look at my PhD holders dawg we're never doing empirical research and critical thinking
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Maybe I'm using it wrong
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Facebook's problem is it cooked tons of brains but burned itself up in the process. Hate to see a powerhouse braincooker past its prime, but I have to call it like I see it.
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
My tier list of social media by ability to cook a brain: S) tiktok A) twitter, facebook, whatsapp B) bluesky, threads, tumblr C) instagram, snapchat, linkedin, reddit D) F)
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
FUCK TiRbUMgPt or FUCP TRUMP, lib
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You can't say that Viv 😭
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I auditioned for the part of Tranny Sportscheat but they decided to go with a cis man for it to "make it believable". Understandable and I wish the show the best.
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Everything is transgender now. Welcome to trans womanhood, cis women.
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Another reminder to spend less time online and more time face to face with people, working together towards building a better world, I guess.
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I thought the thing a lot of people didn't like about the nebulous woke 1 era, for lack of a better term, was the cynical deployment of identity. But thinking about the depressing trans M4A discourse yesterday, it seems like that's the only thing centrists liked about it. That's the only thing left.
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm worried that conservatives will remove the environmental protections for the lake I like to swim in by abusing the EPA, so my solution is that we shouldn't have any federal environmental laws. The private market will ensure we never have pollution at my lake. Subscribe to my substack.
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No one has ever heard of administrative law I guess
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I know I ask too much
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's honestly crazy to talk yourself into the same position as an antigovernment libertarian over a misunderstanding of the mechanisms of federal and state power
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Does anyone in this discussion understand how Medicare and federalism work in the US
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
jesus she's regressed
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
dark money shill or narcissistic ghoul, call it
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Everyone should be reading Maxine West
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Kyra Bee @kyrabee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My wife’s paper is out in Neuron!!! She’s so smart and cool!
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
we used to be a country www.vice.com/en/article/i...
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I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out
The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.
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Liv, short for Livid 🏳️‍⚧️ @shookegg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Anyway, shout-out to @asterolsen.bsky.social, go read her stuff if you haven't
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
🥹
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
you're telling me most liberal elites will eventually side with fascists against leftist movements in order to maintain their own status in the existing hierarchy?????????
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Pre-order the story collection I'm in! My story is about a really normal cis woman. It's called The Woman in the Tight Pink Shorts.
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm excited to seeeeee
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Aster Olsen @asterolsen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You're going to love the next Cosmo t-girl issue from @transplantszine.bsky.social
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