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asteria | clinically insane!😊

@ast3ria-blue.bsky.social
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I LOVE MY WIFE❤️❤️ (wife get on bluesky alr) I talk too much she/he/they | a minorrrrrrrrrrr #tdsky #trafficsky (kind of)

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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Ate an apple instead… can’t do nuffin in this house
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I just made the worst mug cake to ever exist
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
There’s nothing to eat unless I bake something so I GUESS I’ll get the fucking flour and sugar out GOD
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I used to shoplift for the love of the game like it was NOTHING. Now I put the chocolate croissants down as normal croissants at the self checkout cause they’re 5p cheaper and walk out feeling like a criminal. I’ve lost my edge
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Got queerbaited and I’ve cried in all my mocks so far but mitskis releasing another album and the Winter Olympics are happening so WE UP
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Getting to the point in my life where I have to decide if I want to go through with what I want with the risk of failing and losing everything or take the safer route with less risks that I’ll eventually end up regretting and its !!!SCARING!!! me
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Im done thinking. In fact I never want to think again
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Still thinking
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Thinking
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Ran into her (him???) again a couple weeks ago in town even though she (he?????) lives in a different town and yeahhhhh that hairs cut SHORT those shirts are BAGGY them shorts are TRANSGENDER
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Watching my nieces and they keep calling each other big backs there’s no hope for women
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Executive dysfunction is kicking my ass
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Major depressive episode nan in hospital nan dies being led on for 7 months what’s next this is like the worst combination of things to happen to a regular girl my age
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
This week has been so bad and it’s only monday man gimme a break
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Why is calling places asking for a job so scary💔
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
#feelingthis tonight there’s actually no fucking way I’m laughing so much there’s actually no way she never liked me oh my godddd man
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Why are girls allowed to lead you on
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Turns out you don’t need parental permission to get a naval/bellybutton piercing at 16 in the uk I am SO wasting my money on that next year I didn’t even want one before I knew that
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
The worst part about anger management is that not giving into your impulse to kick something to get rid of the anger feels as bad as breathing through it it’s just a matter of which is less damaging to yourself/your environment
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I need to do manual labour so fucking bad man
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
This one goes out to all the peasant wives 200 years ago tryna make do with their Sunday roast leftovers shepherds pie is my SHIT man FUCK
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Does the chronic pain get worse with age cause I’m already struggling with it daily and rn it’s MILD at best, like, white people boiled chicken breast mild. I don’t know why I’m asking I know the answer don’t say it don’t break my heart like that
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Following my transformation into a semi-mean girl I’ve gained so many new perspectives for example everything sucks way less when you’re not surrounded by other teenagers that also suck at self regulation and communication like I’m starting to think semi-popularity was the move from the start
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I’ve been wearing too many tight clothes lately I’m getting claustrophobic
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
In my brothers car… oh my god he only listens to horrible club remixes of great 2000s songs
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
I think it would be great if the world could blow up right about now (I missed my ortho appointment that I’ve already rescheduled 3 times now and my orthodontist is a spiritually israeli lady who constantly acts like you’re wasting her time)
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
I was lowkey lonely as shit two years ago but I have a social life now now I’m kinda not worried about that now
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I can’t breathe or think oh I hate colds so much this is miserable
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Me when she said we should get wedding rings and backtracked saying we should get friendship necklaces
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Crazy thing happened I’m recovering from my depression uhh go listen to the new big thief album it’s pretty good
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
I feel secure in my relationships I don’t feel like everyone secretly hates me anymore and socialising is easier than it’s ever been. Thank you hit fanfiction shortest distance for explaining my depression to me this has got to be the weirdest way someone has ever recovered
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I miss france like a feverish Victorian woman misses her secret lesbian lover
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
One time when I was three years old I climbed up on one of the kitchen chairs to touch one of the lights bc the Bright Ceiling Thing looked cool and subsequently ran to my mum crying bc my finger hurt
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
L bozo get slimed loser lmao
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
A man tried to tell me that the men’s football team would win against the womens… honey no
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Saw one of my nieces for the first time in a couple years. Dude I think that’s my nephew
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Once met a man who called his room his “goon cave”
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Hi guys, the uk government will soon be passing the online safety act which means I cannot use the internet anymore basically unless I provide my face to ai training companies or my government id to random third-party websites (neither of which I’m going to be doing) so fun!😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Trisha paytas’ new baby is half pope and half ozzy Osbourne and I think that’s beautiful
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
In a mkulia mood. Also waiting for someone to buy something on my Vinted so I have an excuse to leave my room
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Yearning would be cool if I was 50 and had a balcony and a cigarette and a glass of wine and a past husband i divorced because I never loved him because I was secretly gay and in love with my life long best friend who has a happy marriage with a man so I’ll never get a chance but I can still hope
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Summer is HERE! Back pain is GONE! Plans are MADE!
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I’ve been cursed with the back pain of a 50yro seasoned blue collar worker. I’m a teenager
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
It’s summer so I’m not depressed anymore go listen to every Sabrina carpenter song ever
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Changed my phone wallpapers and I’m feeling a bit better :))))
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
My stepdads days are numbered
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
They should invent a kind of lesbianism that doesn’t make you panic that you’re being too pushy every two seconds
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Can someone make like a guide on how to flirt with women without feeling like everything you do is just sexual harassment
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Was halfway through writing and it happened again my queerness is my cage
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asteria | clinically insane!😊 @ast3ria-blue.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Someone take me by the shoulders and shake me vigorously until I stop acting stupid and tell her
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