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@asstrocyte.bsky.social
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Scientific Director, National Institute of Phrenology (she/her)

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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Shellshocked, asphyxiating trump and co wandering around in this middle of this
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Watching Muh Freedom 250 from 10 miles away, hoo boy
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This is killing me lol
Darren Sands reporting: Near a security entrance to the National Mall at 7th St. and Constitution Avenue, a law enforcement officer was met with groans and laughter when he instructed revelers to back up and form "a single-file line."

Aishvarya Kavi: The effort to shepherd crowds back onto the National Mall began about an hour ago. But it took many hours to shuffle people through security earlier in the day.
Now, with Trump about to speak, there are still long lines of people, tired and damp, pressing up against pedestrian barricades and trying to get inside.
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
At a beach resort that everyone loves for a conference that everyone loves just looking at pics of my bf and our cats at home
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
woooo yeaha babyyy woooooo !!!
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Our troops / what they do with no repercussions:
Image from Abu Ghaib of a US soldier brutalizing zip-tied prisoners
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Bro they’re gonna make us publish in MDPI. That big years-in-the-making optogenetics paper is goin in fucking Frontiers. Our CVs are done. It’s so over
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I’m really trying to understand this thing where people (specifically liberals) overtly don’t care if something is a real photo or AI slop because it “perfectly represents” their pre-existing mental representation of some current event
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
or, a retvrn to tradition
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
The ol family business
Sneed’s Feed and Seed
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
British politics on the timeline 🤮
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Every successful revolution has had at least one coordinated and disciplined revolutionary force. Undirected movements might win a battle but have no idea what to do next. Don’t listen to Disney adults on this issue!!!
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Classic progressive reformist moment
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
crazy used bookstore haul
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
I would be “pleased” to “reach a resolution” on the “complex issue” of these slimy rat bastards being allowed to walk outside their houses
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
What band other than GY!BE makes this much sense to see live in the middle of The DC Heat Dome™ on the brink of nuclear war while the western world enthusiastically accelerates into perma-genocide?
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Really can’t describe in one post how much Godspeed You! Black Emperor has meant to me since I last saw them 10 years ago, and tonight I got to watch their film person wrangle four whole hand-cranked projectors at once
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
20 bucks says this is another stock market manipulation ploy where Trump will post “GOOD TIME TO BUY! WINK WINK!” and have a dumb photo-op reunion with elon next week
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Hey man would you let an SS unit run around your city “serving warrants”? If not then why are you doing it
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
“social signaling reasons” like actively choosing to spend more time stifling left-wing movements than actually disrupting anything the fascists do to people
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
oh ok you’re just a certified Weird Internet Guy or hasbara propagandist
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
always incredible how American “hashtag BlueCrew” “Progressive Zionists” expose the true meaning of civility politics as an excuse to beat the marginalized and the colonized into submission
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Did you not notice that it showed you the correct article thumbnail while mistaking it for someone else’s article? ChatGPT is bad for the human brain, stop using that slop
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
puppygirl crow
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Even entertaining the administration’s bad faith notion of “antisemitic discrimination” here makes my eyes roll, the word “alleged” isn’t enough to mitigate it. We can just be honest now and call it a crackdown on anti-genocide speech / peace activism
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
this website is magical
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
fuck yeah but why couldn’t this happen a day ago on 4/20
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
This is why transphobes focus their rhetoric on “protecting women and children”. The death camps are already built, once they define us all as ‘sex offenders’ no one will come to the rescue
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Notice how this photoshoot is exactly the opposite of their usual PR approach, “yes we are running a concentration camp of eternal torment and can’t wait to put you in it”
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Man they totally spent this whole time procuring normal-looking clothes for a photo shoot that looks like it isn’t in a concentration camp. Which is the exact opposite of their usual PR strategy
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
dawg
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Being transfem is wild because i can go on the most mainline parts of the internet and immediately find ‘liberal’ accounts spamming “These people will never be acceptable to a civilized society” with unsolicited nude pictures of people like me to 20,000+ followers
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
dude he *must* be acting out on a kink for being humiliated by trans women or something, I’m finding it hard to believe the less wild explanations at this point
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
every time we think Jesse is old news, he somehow becomes an even bigger loser at an *astounding* pace
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
the point of these inexplicably-large Facebook-style Democrat accounts was always to prevent truths like “Palestine must be freed from Israel” and “America must be freed from capital” from gaining traction.
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I love finding extremely useful ancient code that was evidently written by The Joker. (this is the Stockwell transform, 1996)
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
they make exactly the same accusations no matter what we do. I hope y’all are mentally prepared for actual action when the fascists start it anyway
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
if anyone learns anything from today PLEASE let it be that no matter how much of a good little model Peaceful Protestor you are, fascists will say the exact same things about you while laughing behind closed doors in their ivory tower.
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
we’re heading for this so fast
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
lol this shit would seal your fate in just about any other country. what are we doing here
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
sup
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
screenshot for posterity
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
now imagine being trans in this dawg, my body is Keeping The Score
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asstrocyte @asstrocyte.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
describe your account in one Simpsons image
Worker and Parasite
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