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Asphodel

@assphodel.bsky.social
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certified mothma'am 💿 corrupting your hard drive and your heart 💿 az·fuh·del 💿 DMs Open

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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 2h
🐶 Good Boy 🐾 10/8/26 🦴 8p Central 🐶 Be there or be 🟥 🐾 Movie Night #213 🦴 (Join on VRC)
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 9h
💀
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 9h
Raise your hand if you've been personally victimized by Nukaboy2003
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Students Raise Hands in School Assembly
ALT: Students Raise Hands in School Assembly
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 9h
We all getting blocked today lmfao
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 10h
I think hanging with them will be just what the doctor ordered. Good to get out of this apartment and spend time away with people who care about me
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 11h
I've been having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad time lately, but I get to see my friends in a week and that is very cool
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 11h
I would give Rita my last french fry
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 22h
A fella
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 23h
cute date idea: i crawl out of your tv and kill you
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How it feels when the creative block lifts and I'm ready to open Unity and do the damn thing
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Spongebob Has an Idea
ALT: Spongebob Has an Idea
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Same lmao. Saw they unfollowed me after I followed them back so I yoinked my follow right back. Wack behavior
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
but the second mouse gets deez or whatever
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Fyzika @fyzika.network · 07/10/2026
the early bird plays with they worm or something like that
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Forgot IZ existed lol Relics from the past. Like UB Funkeys
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You can find me on the corner of "it is what it is" and "oh well" — If you hit "blow my shit smoove off" you've gone too far
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My friend collects the idogs and her mom even has an ifish 😭
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was digging through boxes under my bed and found it packed away from my last move. My favorite crusty audio source 🥲
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So anyway
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My lovely and wonderful friend @/ArtsyLyds (not on bluesky) has done it again. New stickers coming Soon™ to give to my frens in Houston and at MAG 😎
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel like I need to be honest with everyone... I like big butts and I cannot lie 😔
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Happy Birthday Snowman Greeting
ALT: Happy Birthday Snowman Greeting
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New coat rack, who dis?
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Who up thinking
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bringing back a Sandwich Goddess classic this evening (real knowers know). You can thank @ayyyyrik.bsky.social
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Facebook marketplace is on some shit
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k-ori @k-ori.moe · 03/10/2026
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a website titled apple rankings
below is text that states "the definitive list of good and bad apples"
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A gibbon hanging off my arm hooting and hollering would fix me
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I still think about her - My Kikyo era circa 2023. It's nice to see where I came from and where I am now.
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
dumb moth noises
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My avatar photo edits may be trash, but at least they're not AI ⭐️
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
y̴o̷͔̾͜u̸̝͈̍͊͝ ̸̨̎t̵̟̀ő̷̖̱̭̈́̆o̵͙̒k̴̮͖̯̾͘͠ ̸̙̓́̌a ̶͍̣̖͝ẃ̴̲͝r̶̤̭͝o̷̰̼̦̅̾n̷̬͐͠g̴̯̑ ̶͔͌t̵͚͑̽u̸̙͓͋r̸͖̩͝n̵̻͔͎̍
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
a wise man once said "yeah who gaf"
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
literally the goat
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🦌 The Ritual 🩸 10/1/26 🌲 8p Central 🦴 Be there or be 🟥 🪨 Movie Night #212 (Join on VRC)
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
too much to type to explain why I can't have my only window open
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Would totally do that if I wasn't busy working my full time job currently 💀
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, I'm getting some D today 😏
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I want to unmute some of you, but you just keep acting up. Go put your nose in the corner and think about what you've done.
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[ERROR: LOCATION UNKNOWN] I don't know where I am > EXIT > EXIT > EXIT I can't get out [USER NOT FOUND]
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's going to be one of those days isn't it
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The right choice and the easy choice are rarely synonymous Make your peace with that
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Snackrifice
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Big Oof Size Meme
ALT: Big Oof Size Meme
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Good thing you're not my enemy 🤣
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
10 things you can wish upon your enemies besides death: 1. Step on a Lego 2. Kidney stones 3. Favorite anime gets cancelled 4. Fumble baddies 5. Identity theft 6. Tax audit 7. IBS 8. Clog toilet in someone else's home 9. Shit on by seagull 10. Moths eat their favorite sweater
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
See you there 😎
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anytime life sucks I just remind myself that at least I'm not pregnant
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've had a Bring Me The Horizon cd stuck in my car's cd player for the last decade. Don't like my Playlist? You're only other option is Bring Me The Horizon 💀
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
what if we
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Asphodel @assphodel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You can delete the file — You can’t delete ḫ̸̤ȅ̵̗͎͂ͧr̮̬̰̙ 🎨: vgen.co/just_helena
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