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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Shit from an old notebook Sept 2016: He might not be the Lee Harvey Oswald of parallel parking but he's the king of cargo shorts and a fine taste for old gypsy Mercedes

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Happy 25th Anniversary to The Glow pt. 2! I cant remember anything else notable about the day at this time.

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Felt really smart figuring out a difficult puzzle, but then I remembered tomorrow is another day of dodging being manslaughtered by someone who opens potato chip bags with their teeth.

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

somnambulist seeking sagittarius to suck seed from summer lip pimple

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

A facility whose primary end result is to hallucinate should be a lot more fun than it is, and not just an ouroboros anal fissure demarcating the end of consensus reality.

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I have been told the next Assisted Living LP will feature an open floor plan concept that is great for entertaining.

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Reacting positively implies its a kink. Experiencing joy is a fetish.

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

For reasons unbeknownst Im thinking about a poetry class I took in the spring many moons ago. The professor committed suicide that summer. I guess we were pretty bad.

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Lowkey disappointed the first time I saw a picture of Kevin Shields he wasnt blurrier.

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Schizophrenia but the voices are grounding and encouraging

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Yesterday was the 38th anniversary of Guy climbing into the hoop!

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I am two or three pilates studios away from qualifying for a mortgage.

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

More mullets at the broken social scene/metric show than expected.

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Our deepest condolences to everyone in the democratic party who didnt get a chance to suck Lindsey Graham’s penis while he was alive. He would have loved that. And in his passing, the American taxpayer, languishing in austerity, is paying you to do so now, apparently.

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

TV show where a veteran detective and single father plays a harrowing game of cat and mouse when a suspect from a cold case re-emerges that may be connected to the murder of his wife, but he is gay.

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Everything keeps getting worse. The Odyssey commemorative popcorn bucket isnt even fuckable.

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Do you know why Wednesday is called Hump Day?

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Sometimes a stranger’s smile is all it takes to remind you the rope you purchased is not strong enough to hold your own bodyweight.

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Here is a cool poster a friend made for this month’s government-sanctioned yard time.

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

I am crushed by permutations of the same infinite possibilities

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I’ve been running the numbers and they’re all tired.

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I need someone to summarize and explain why the videos are funny.

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

This month’s gov’t mandated leisure time

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

the most effective method of disposal so it seems is to let them climb mountains and build their submarines

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Thank you for your patience while we search every bathroom for handgun bullets.

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

I dont know what the secret to happiness is, but Ive never been sad in a Mexican restaurant.

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Been a good month for farting into the void. Next stop: Pound Town.

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Sorry I missed your call. Ive been battling horrors unimaginable and learning via cryptic, posthumous clues the nuances as to how the hubris of man has allowed such incongruous folly to befall a once great civilization.

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Yes I have been working out. At the library. The booknasium. The gym of the mind.

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Most relaxing walk of shame would be asking the massage therapist to dinner at the end of the session. Should have bought ME dinner before all THAT.

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

It can be easy to get bent out of shape, but it makes it hard to fit through doors.

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

I slept in and all I got was a kink in my shoulder, an innocuous sense of time dilation, and the lingering dream dialogue “I dont like synths before a ninja fight.”

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

What if Netflix and/or Disney bought EVERY restaurant and made them serve all of the same food, but no living human being gets to decide what menu items from each remain available. And you can only have it delivered. That would be wonderful.

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

Happy 30th Anniversary to “Long Hair in Three Stages” by U.S. Maple

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Call your local representative and DEMAND the butthole surfers documentary have a full release so you can too.

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

The largest toilet manufacturers around these parts are American Standard and Bemis. I dont know which is funnier.

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 05/10/2025

Id like to thank everyone who came to the tape release/benefit show. We raised a quarter of a million dollars for the NYT so they can write more op-eds about why infanticide is good for your mortgage.

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Assisted Living Band @assistedliving.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Had fun playing some songs over at the radio station

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