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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 8m
Uhmn,…you handed him the reins. He happily shit in the saddle! You know who.🤣 Shame on you! MAGA Makin’ America Ghastly(as shit)Again’ 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 50m
Uhmn,…the best little whorehouse in…Hell!🤣 Tha’s all. MAGA Makin’ Americans Gruesome(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 55m
Uhmn,…your fault for confusing a pink boiled ham with a person. Can you understand it when it speaks? No. It gurgles, garbles and mumbles as its “speech”. It’s drowning in its own fatty juices. So no, a boiled ham does not have a heart!🤣 Really. MAGA Makin’ America Ghastly(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 6h
Uhmn,…once you’ve committed perfidy, your war fighter persona is compromised and your next stop is The Hague. Really. MAGA Makin’ America Ghastly(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 10h
Uhmn,…wtf does Gary Busey have to do with any of this?!🤣 Really. MAGA Makin’ Americans Gemelos(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 14h
Uhmn,…leave him alone! He was just putting in his weekly baby oil order. Man just loves him some baby oil. It’s downright,…criminal!🤣 Really. MAGA Makin’ America Greasy(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 15h
Uhmn,…they don’t call him “Vlad the Impaler”, for nothing. 🤣 Jus’ sayin’! MAGA Makin’ America GRU(as shit)Again! 👊🇷🇺💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 15h
Uhmn,…those were unscheduled and informal. We need more order and regularity! By air, land or sea, any way that you cut it, Papa needs his snuff! Really. MAGA Makin’ America Gruesome(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 15h
Uhmn,…I constantly have to hear about how some people chant death to America, this as we never hear, anymore, what the Krazy Kleptocratic Kommies have always said about the US. This as some of US are fuckin’ quislin’ comrades!🤣 Really. MAGA Makin’ America GRU(as shit)Again! 👊🇷🇺💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 15h
Uhmn,…whodathunk?! The 5 military deferments? The 6 bankruptcies? The 6 mistresses? The 3 wives? The never endin’ lyin’? The perennial “clout chasin’ “? The constant braggin’? Which clue did I miss?! Albeit,…I’m a total moron. 70 points, baby!🤣 MAGA Making’ America GOOFY(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 15h
If every US “eventually” is akin to a well planned and executed FSB operation, then homegrown or not they mirror the GRU. The cause and effect become almost immaterial.
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 16h
Uhmn,…fun fact~ “Tricky Dick” Nixon has been the only US President to take US to the Moon! He is the only one to perform that incredibly fantastic feat. 57 years ago! Does “The Donald”, with a “b”, know that?🤣 2 years left to do it again! Really. MAGA Makin’ America Gaslit(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 16h
Uhmn,…yes! Let’s always harken back to a time when Alzheimer’s Disease was a feature and not a bug! Go,…Gipper, go! 🤣 Fuckin’ idiots. MAGA Makin’ America Gaslit(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Uhmn,…Josh Hawley, take note! The fight is this way. Coward. Really. MAGA Makin’ America Gutless(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Uhmn,…free…Jack Johnson!🤣 Really. MAGA Makin’ America Ghastly(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Uhmn,…but, but he has never served! He refused to serve. Five times! So, what’s with all the “militarism”?! How do people who have served, tolerate the “stolen valor” aspect of it all? Anyway, who’s actually controlling the nukes? Really. MAGA Makin’ America Gaslit(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Uhmn,…no pumpkins! So no “pumpkin spice”!🤣
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Okay. 🤣
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Uhmn,…we are at the “formal public executions”, part of the program, y’all! Renee’s and Alex’s executions were too casual, I guess. Bottom line, there’s ghouls amongst US! Really. MAGA Makin’ America Ghoulish(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Uhmn,…it is no wonder that his Mother used drugs to excess!🤣 Poor woman. AfD cuck. Really. NAGA Makin’ America(1935)Germany(like shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uhmn,…you never heard of a remotely operated, gas powered, portable chamber pot? Piece o’ “national security” apparatus. It also serves as a snipers nest! It allows you to shoot the shit while…you shoot the shit, standing! Really. MAGA Makin’ America Gaseous (as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uhmn,…and as far as I know, Checkers never claimed that “Tricky Dick” violently raped him! So, there’s also that. Really.🤣 MAGA Makin’ America Gross(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uhmn,…that’s okay. He was under the influence of Mike Huckabee’s Relaxium and…Zionism. Really. MAGA Makin’ America Genocidal(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uhmn,…doesn’t count! fElon can have it. The “You’re an Epstein and I’m an Epstein Too Award” is exclusionary! Thank Jesus. Next recipient,…H. Licknuts! 🤣 Really. MAGA Makin’ America Grotesque(as shit)Again!
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uhmn,…🎶 I like flat ass an’ I can’t deny…🎶🤣 Really. MAGA Makin’ Americans Gawk(like shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸🇺🇸 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uhmn,…I just can’t wait! Sha-Na-Na fo’ever, baby! “Bowser” Bauman rules! Do-wop ‘til you drop!🤣 Really. MAGA Makin’ America Geriatric(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uhmn,…well, that obviously sexy piece of rotting chicken likes to be called Sir!🤣 Jus’ sayin’. MAGA Makin’ Americans Gallinas(like shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uhmn,…you’ve obviously never heard the term MACHO, have you? 🎶Macho, macho man,.. yeah🎶 It usually precedes “🎶In the Navy🎶”. All to set up that corker, “🎶 Y. M. C. A.!🎶 Lofty ancient classicism, indeed. With the obligatory boy on boy butt stuff!🤣 MAGA Makin’ America(DL)Gay(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uhmn,…”…she’s got legs and she knows how to use ‘em!” Jus’ sayin’. Really. MAGA Makin’ America Ghastly(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uhmn,…I live in San Diego and I Love LA! Definitely Not laughing.
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uhmn,…DOGE? It was just a national “Special K” dream. Go back to sleep! Really.
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uhmn,…WTF? Really.
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uhmn,…this one, never gets old. Unlike, you know who! Really. MAGA Makin’ America Gorgeous(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uhmn,…when the person who ripped down the East Wing of the White House, after a week-end of “No Kings” fit of pique, promises you a “surprise”,…watch the fuck out! You hear. Really. MAGA Makin’ America Guess(like shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uhmn,…speakin’ o’ ethical lines, does the NYT ever remember Judith Miller?🤣 Really. MAGA Makin’ America Gaslit(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uhmn,…plus you should never respond to threats or accusations from a giant cartoon character chicken! Don’t let “Foghorn Leghorn” Kennedy gain any traction. He only gets more loud and obnoxious! Really. MAGA Makin’ Americans Gallinas(like shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uhmn,…wow. Tha’s all.🙄
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uhmn,…Mike’s a Incubus. He’s sucking her dry. And, not in the good way!🤣 Really. MAGA Makin’ America Ghostly(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uhmn,…WTAF?! Has Melania ever seen this?!🤣 Really. MAGA Makin’ America Ghastly(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uhmn,…generally I do not, repeat do not, follow any of Satan’s advice. And, particularly when he calls himself Cruz! That word, means cross in Spanish. Sneaky fuck!🤣 MAGA Makin’ America Godless(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uhmn,…do as I say, not as I do,…Piggies! Duh.🤣 MAGA Makin’ America GOOFY(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uhmn,…the person on the right is not well. Jus’ sayin’! MAGA Makin’ America Ghastly(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Uhmn,…Raffi always assumes the “backstabber position”. He learned it from his Dad!🤣 Really. MAGA Making America Ghastly(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Uhmn,…was he a sweatin’ an’ a moanin’ an’ a slobberin’ as he spoke about those “young beautiful children”? ‘Cause that right there’d be a “tell”. Ah say!🤣 Really. Senator “Foghorn Leghorn” Kennedy, Louisiana 🤣 MAGA Makin’ America GROSS(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Uhmn,…if Ebenezer Scrooge were ever a physician, he would be thoroughly ashamed of Dr. Roger Marshall. Forcibly repossessing transplanted organs is beyond the pale of the Hipocratic Oath!🤣 Really. MAGA Makin’ America Goofy(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Uhmn,…these two motherlovers are classic super-villains. And Suzie, makes three! Like…Black, Manafort, Stone and Kelly. You know, Ferdinand Marco’s favorites. Despots-R-US!🤣 Really. MAGA Makin’ America Gullible(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Uhmn,…methinks that he simply enjoys the “view”. Subconsciously,…of course!🤣 How’s my manly-manly make-up?! HRT,…anyone? Really. MAGA Makin’ America(DL)Gay(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Uhmn,…don’t go with Byron. He’s an awful liar and cheap. If you gave me the $50,000,000 USD he has gotten, I promise to buy you a brand new grandkid, MeeMaw. One that would actually like you! Really. MAGA Makin’ America Gross(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Uhmn,…yes! Then, then…Byron’s gonna shove a chicken up her ass! Winner, winner, chicken dinner. Really. MAGA Makin’ America Ghastly(as shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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assessor1.bsky.social @assessor1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Uhmn,…is Mrs. Dell…real? Jus’ axin’! Really. MAGA Makin’ America Guess(like shit)Again! 👊🇺🇸💩 ffs
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