Reposted by LIZTom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Who even hates the Bills that much? It is a suffering brought forward out of deep time by the Old Gods, suffering not compassed by any mere human spite or schadenfreude, but immense—implacable—indifferent—and whose meaning is its meaninglessness. 3539057 390
LIZ @assertiveotter.bsky.social · 23/12/2025bring your creature into your wife’s place of work day and he’s so excited he almost makes you drop the two seasonal oatmilk lattes you drove 20 minutes to acquire 020 2
Reposted by LIZphelca.bsky.social @phelca.bsky.social · 01/10/2025It’s a little cramped, but it’s fine 011 1
LIZ @assertiveotter.bsky.social · 01/10/2025 missing her (the A’ja your car’s small commercial) 101 1
LIZ @assertiveotter.bsky.social · 30/05/2025when electric feel comes on at the brewery as you’re day drinking 031 3
Reposted by LIZphelca.bsky.social @phelca.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Literally invisible improvements in this portion of the yard and this lady has given us effusive compliments every time she sees us in the yard. 111 1
Reposted by LIZphelca.bsky.social @phelca.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Planted all our new native tree and bush sapling, which as you can see look like glorified sticks and immediately got praise from our next door neighbor. No one hypes us up like her. Living on a street full of retired people is the best thing that could’ve happened to us. 111 1
LIZ @assertiveotter.bsky.social · 04/04/2025at a brewery and they have on music that I can only describe as songs that played on the school bus in 2004 010 1
LIZ @assertiveotter.bsky.social · 02/04/2025my wife when my brain decides it’s time to go off the fucking deep end on a piece of media we were casually consuming together up until that point: 010 1
Reposted by LIZphelca.bsky.social @phelca.bsky.social · 27/03/2025When will my moms return from war (picking up my poops in the backyard) 001 1
LIZ @assertiveotter.bsky.social · 20/03/2025three different varieties of Dr pepper in the fridge just trying to survive 010 1
Reposted by LIZDiscontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 15/03/2025This is ideal can design. You may not like it, but this what peak performance looks like 2154977 549
LIZ @assertiveotter.bsky.social · 14/03/2025staying up till 2am every Thursday night to watch severance and then yellowjackets, a little anxiety night as a treat 030 3
LIZ @assertiveotter.bsky.social · 14/03/2025just finished the latest episode of severance and oh my god cobel serving cataclysmic levels of cunt in that last scene 050 5
LIZ @assertiveotter.bsky.social · 16/02/2025ordered custom blinds today and felt very like a Real Adult ™ 110 1
Reposted by LIZphelca.bsky.social @phelca.bsky.social · 20/01/2025In the new neighborhood, we’ve now seen skunks, foxes, deer, hawks, rabbits, raccoons, and a bald eagle (first time I’ve seen one in the wild)! 111 1
LIZ @assertiveotter.bsky.social · 26/11/2024me still watching sister wives after all these years 000 0
LIZ @assertiveotter.bsky.social · 24/11/2024my favorite part of going to the drive in is this ancient meme 100 1
LIZ @assertiveotter.bsky.social · 22/11/2024not to dyke out but I bought a magnetized level and I’m obsessed with it 000 0
LIZ @assertiveotter.bsky.social · 18/11/2024day 3 of the kitchen remodel: heating up queso in the instapot in a little aluminum foil bowl 100 1
Reposted by LIZphelca.bsky.social @phelca.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Today is the beginning of our kitchen remodel 🫣😬 121 2
LIZ @assertiveotter.bsky.social · 07/11/2024monster and a chocolate chip muffin save me, save me monster and a chocolate chip muffin 010 1
LIZ @assertiveotter.bsky.social · 07/11/2024finally kicking Twitter for good so when you’re here you’re here I guess 030 3