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asseatingslasher @asseatingslasher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

might cancel my health insurance simply because they call me every single day for no reason 🙄

asseatingslasher @asseatingslasher.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i made one of those kink jars, but i am not kinky so i barely filled anything up so i will probably not post it because i probably just look boring 🤗

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asseatingslasher @asseatingslasher.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

earlier i saw an elderly woman get out of her car, throw some car keys on the grass, and get back in her car and drive away and i’m still confused

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asseatingslasher @asseatingslasher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

not a big fan of the “how’d you sleep?” question like idk man, i was sleeping

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asseatingslasher @asseatingslasher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i can’t picture opening up my dating apps sober

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asseatingslasher @asseatingslasher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

barely slept and sick af but hi good morning 🥚

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asseatingslasher @asseatingslasher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll.

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asseatingslasher @asseatingslasher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19 oh my twenty one pilots stage 🫣

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asseatingslasher @asseatingslasher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

day three: light blue ❄️ (and a very rare b side that won’t be happening often lol)

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asseatingslasher @asseatingslasher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

so like 2 months ago i went on like 3 dates with this guy. i wasn’t feeling it so i told him that i wasn’t looking for a relationship and would be down to be friends. i barely talked to him for weeks after because i knew he liked me so i just gave him some space. he didn’t even try to talk that much

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asseatingslasher @asseatingslasher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

with my other new pack of underwear i will wear a new one everyday and see which color you guys like the best 😙

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asseatingslasher @asseatingslasher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

love my snapchat memories reminding me of when my ex got me pit tickets for panic! at the disco as damage control for tricking me into thinking he ****** ******* 🎫🎤🎶

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asseatingslasher @asseatingslasher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

does anyone else remember thecomputernerd01… he really had some bangers

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asseatingslasher @asseatingslasher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

horrible day for me. the hottest dwts pro got eliminated 💔

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asseatingslasher @asseatingslasher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

haven’t worn anything like these over 15 years but was buying new underwear and had the urge 🫣 #twt how do we feel? 🤓

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asseatingslasher @asseatingslasher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

haircut that i don’t like and wasn’t what i asked for <3

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asseatingslasher @asseatingslasher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

getting a new kind of haircut at a new haircut place to me and i’m #scared also praying it doesn’t somehow turn into a bowl cut

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asseatingslasher @asseatingslasher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

haven’t posted selfies in a bit so here’s me on a walk a month ago 🚷

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asseatingslasher @asseatingslasher.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

guy from hinge randomly sent me a screenshot of my tinder profile with no words and it is giving me the ick for some reason

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asseatingslasher @asseatingslasher.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

ordered a toy for the first time… wondering if i’m gonna hate it 🥴

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asseatingslasher @asseatingslasher.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

not my ex texting me a link to “perfect” by simple plan smh what an idiot 😭

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asseatingslasher @asseatingslasher.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

at my chemical romance sooo much fun!!

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asseatingslasher @asseatingslasher.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

hinge hoe doesn’t know who my chemical romance is… like didn’t even realize it’s a band 😦 would say i don’t think it’s gonna work out but he has a nice hairy hole so he might be fine

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