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Ass Crasher

@asscrasher.bsky.social
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Host of the Crash Hole Comics hour Promethea’s #1 fan ☀️ comic books & tarot 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 #nights #xmen #onepiece 💅

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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
cishets don’t have gender they just have assignments
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I really do think tom king haters are low key high key illiterate tbh
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think the Good Liars should kiss
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#tarot
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Add me Kunt’ch Rap Dynamis | Kraken #ffxiv
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Every time the autistic community comes online to complain about “neurotypicals” it feels like they’re describing WASPs more than neurotypicals
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’m logged
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Anime conventions are bisexual culture
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Comics are Tarot Knight Terrors: Catwoman no.1 #tarot #comic #comics #catwoman #batman
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I don’t blame you. Nothing really ever happened in Exceptional. It was like almost conflict followed by almost conflict and then they fight sinister follow by more almost conflict lol
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
lol ❤️
static.klipy.com
Woman Asks 'Who Said That?' on Bravo
ALT: Woman Asks 'Who Said That?' on Bravo
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Using the exact same time traveling technique as they did in Exceptional*
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It’s so much better than exceptional tho like I’m actually shocked by how night and a day it is. You tripppppping
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Gillian Anderson performing the Star #tarot
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Happy 60 years of #darkshadows www.facebook.com/share/v/1B1a...
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Facebook
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It doesn’t surprise me very much at all. I’ve been doing this for over a decade and a half. The only trick was fine tuning the details of the spell to suit this position. Took a couple months but otherwise 🤷‍♀️
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The difference has been notable. As in, I’ve been keeping notes lol. I wouldn’t keep doing it if I didn’t think it works.
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Day to day, I mostly just do a morning ritual to ensure a productive and lucrative work shift. I make most of my money in tips so it’s important to keep the Wheel spinning, so to speak.
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If the door is open then I won’t need to open it, magically or otherwise lol. Magic is a tool so I use it as such.
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Nah, you just gotta do it right. You aren’t a key looking for the right lock, you’re the magician who should be able to open any door.
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
As a 33 year old gay man, I just don’t understand what the problem is with big anime tits. Everyone bugging over nothing.
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Dave Chisholm @davechisholmcomics.com · 29/06/2026
One issue left. A 40-page blast of humanity, connection, a few explosions, and a handful of well-earned tears. See you July 29. IS TED OK? issue 6 Written, drawn, colored, and lettered by me. I can’t wait! ⚡️
Ted looks at the camera, smiling, cyan energy pouring from his eyes.
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Maturing is realizing that soap operas are just Shonen Jump for people who fuck
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Dave Chisholm @davechisholmcomics.com · 25/06/2026
Did you read it yet? What’s gonna happen in the finale?!
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Dave Chisholm @davechisholmcomics.com · 22/06/2026
The ending of this issue will freak you out and make you chuck it across the room, so buy two copies. IS TED OK? issue 5, due out June 24. @madcavestudios.com
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Oh! I get it now. The big yellow collar represents his discipline lol. The Thoth tarot renames “Temperance” as Art, but it still possesses the same themes of inner balance and self alchemy, as if to temper Metal. Very similar to the process of obtaining the iron first. #tarot #marvel
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
#movie
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
#tarot
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Now they’re (straight) are talking about the importance of queer representation. The irony.
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I think I might be getting sexually harassed at work. Not sure yet.
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
• Fantastic Four: First Foes – Shalla-Bal no.1 • False Mercury • 2 of Pentacles • Storm no.10/21 #tarot #comics
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It’s not real, it’s Sudowoodo The Hanged Man has an incredibly mutable meaning depending on the context it appears in. Sometimes it’s a symbol of transformation, and other times it represents a liar or conman. #Pokemon #tarot
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Dave Chisholm @davechisholmcomics.com · 04/06/2026
It really seems like people are digging this series. It's super exciting to have a book reach some new eyes. Two issues left, so pumped.
The covers to each of the six issues of IS TED OK. Each cover shows a character's face close-up. Can't wait for you to reread it once the whole thing drops.
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
New God of War screaming Queen of Swords right out the gate 🦋 #tarot
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Superman #38/881 and other examples of the Lovers archetype #tarot
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I’m not saying he meant to draw it, I’m just saying this character calls himself a fool as he transforms into a guy who looks a lot like The Fool from the Thoth #Tarot Silver Surfer #3
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Superboy Prime finds himself on a date with one hottie thotty. An angel with green flames, a radiating halo, and a gendered pair under her authority. Superman #38/881 #tarot #superman
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I wonder what it would be like to be the uglier half of identical twins 🤔
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Suicune is of the High Priestess archetype, Entei of Strength, and Raikou, the Wheel #pokemon #tarot
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Got that big lunar crown and everything lol
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Suicune is of the High Priestess archetype, Entei of Strength, and Raikou, the Wheel #pokemon #tarot
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Frankie isn’t just stressed because they’re poor, she’s stressed because she’s the only neurotypical person in a house full of undiagnosed and untreated autism!!
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Brick is the obvious one, but the dad would’ve unquestionably been diagnosed with Aspergers while that was still in vogue. Genitically speaking, Axl and Sue’s individual quirks take on an entirely new depth with this reading in mind.
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Started watching the middle again last night cuz my bf has never seen it. Used to watch it more than occasionally when it ran. Rewatching it is wild tho cuz I didn’t pick up on the fact that this entire family is incredibly autistic.
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
When he cums
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Dave Chisholm @davechisholmcomics.com · 16/05/2026
RICE is TODAY
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Tfw the top pops off lol
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Ass Crasher @asscrasher.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
An entire generation raised on Harry Potter, totally incapable of interperting art without the “word of god” tweeting retcons into it 15 years after the fact.
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