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asparagusnextleft

@asparagusnextleft.bsky.social
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SNP member beer drinking golf playing cricket loving woke as fuck lefty. Will follow all supporters of Scottish Independence. If you don't have even a single line in your bio, & have never posted, you will be 🚫 STRICTLY NO DM'S!

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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 4h
It's not a sport though, is it?
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 4h
It's Scotland, it's normal.
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 4h
I dun goodly.
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 5h
Beautiful, hope it helped your leg. It's been minging here in Edinburgh, tbh.
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 6h
Does she know what happens to infant boys because of the religion their parents follow?
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 6h
How can you defend putting this piece of human filth on your show, Vine?
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 7h
Squash is not an Olympic sport either, yet breakdancing is. Go figure.
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 7h
I was stunned, tbh, so glad I started before it was urgent. Good luck!
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 8h
2/2 Was expecting a month or so, never thought it would be more than just a rubber stamping exercise, a simple job I thought. " As of today, there's a backlog in these cases right now, so we're looking at around thirteen months ". If anyone's looking to sort out a POE in Scotland, then do it now!
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 8h
1/2 was at my lawyers earlier, sorting out a power of attorney for myself, just for if it's needed in the future. Listened to all the speech, signed the form then the lawyer said what would happen next. She got to the part about it becoming legitimate, then told me the timescale.
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 9h
Gas Trump ever laughed at anything other than someone else's pain?
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 10h
Love mine, between that & my air fryer I only ever use my oven for pizza, & my hob for heating up.
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 10h
Just why the fucking fuck was a convicted woman beater ever invited onto the show to give his opinion on anything?
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 10h
I'm in, we could cheer them all on their way to oblivion.
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 10h
I'm in Scotland, & we could see from here what a loathsome bullying criminal piece of shit he was back then.
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 10h
Don't understand how anyone can watch or listen to Vine, appallingly self-important tosser.
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 10h
👍
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 11h
Suppose he thought he was safe after the first one ...
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 12h
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 12h
The CEO of Albert Bartlett is also the Master of Foxhounds at his local hunt, the reason I've never bought any f his spuds.
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 13h
Them & the refineries.
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 15h
😁😁😁👍
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 15h
Thanks!
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 17h
Fucking stupid.
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 17h
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Christian Bale's 'NICE' Pout
ALT: Christian Bale's 'NICE' Pout
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 17h
Mornin' pal, how's u today?
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 17h
Oops, I'm a daftie, me.
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 18h
Only by one, but thank you 😊
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 18h
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 18h
Got it, under a minute.
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 18h
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 18h
Wordle 1,944 3/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 All greens too..
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 18h
Wordle 1,944 3/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 All greens too..
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 18h
Here as well! Wordle 1,944 3/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 All greens too..
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 18h
Wordle 1,944 3/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 All greens too..
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Wind's still blawin' a hoolie here in Edinburgh the noo ...
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I was crap a couple of hours after, cold & sleepy, but fine in the morning. Good luck!
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Hope you're ok after!
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Then the white Europeans turned up...
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
She reminds me of the humanoid woman in Mars Attacks!
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Just finished watching Alien: Covenant. I remember it getting a lot of hate at the time, which is why it's taken me so long to get around to watching it but, not only is it my favourite of the series, it's one of the best sci-fi fillums I've seen in decades. I will take no arguments on this matter.
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Wonderful, mate !
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Another entry in the long, long lists of jobs that I would be totally useless at.
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
No place for that Jesus chappy in his version of christianity then.
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Aye. The Scots, the Welsh & hose from NI will have no say, only english voters count, & we will accept the crumbs from their table & be thankful for it.
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That's good, got the look & the voice spot on!
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Porn bots are back up.
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Scotland's No1 Comrade @scotlandscomrade.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The duplicity of Westminster knows no bounds & you often wonder how twats like this can sleep at night when they recognise other country's legitimate claim for democracy, Yet are quick to deny ours. Unionists are happy to support Independence unless it’s Scotland. #AreYouYesYet
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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asparagusnextleft @asparagusnextleft.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Fantastic!
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