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Kel

@asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy
130 followers 123 following 8.3K posts

Array operator at ASO. You might also know me as Dr. Kel or Kellin. if youre on bluesky follow @ap.brid.gy or i cant see your posts and interactions searchable 🌉 bridged from ⁂ ohai.social/@asokel, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/10/2026
@marines7777777.bsky.social @andromeda42.bsky.social ok she says this
you DARE tell my SWEET LITTLE KEL to SHOOT those who only want the best for him?? what the FUCK is WRONG with you?? do i need to come and handle this myself?? do not do this again
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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/08/2026
????
its a picture of me from below. like im standing over you. it just says "i wish this were me"
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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026
what the fuck is this. why do people keep sending me things like this
its a picture of an award certificate for me. i won "twinkiest boywife"
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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/06/2026
a blank email from an unknown sender. it showed up a few minutes ago. it just says "she is uncooperative. she is putting you at risk. and most of all she is displeasing the prince"
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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/05/2026
WHAT is this.
a picture of me with text above it that says "oh your girl is "loyal" put her in a room with him"
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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/05/2026
????
"yeah sex is great but have you ever fallen asleep with doctor kel tightly clutching you in his arms"
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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/05/2026
found this thing
its an old game boy with an aso asset tag on it. its missing the bezel and the screen is missing a bunch of lines
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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 20/04/2026
@mayday-dunkeltaler.bsky.social yeah. see
an email from a4-6@dunk-internal.corp.aso.ch recieved 16:10. the subject is "blank" and it says "the prince is watching"
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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/03/2026
ok. lesson learned. dont call the lift
the lift in the garage. theres a pile of trash spilling off of it
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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/03/2026
@mage_of_dragons @tesstherefusinggirl they ALL are. see
a picture of the floor in the hallway. theres a burger on it
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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/03/2026
@tesstherefusinggirl
search result saying:

Meals, Ready to Eat (MREs) are guaranteed to maintain a
“high quality” for a shelf life of 3 years at 80°F, or for
6 months at 100°F. You'll...
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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/03/2026
i probably shouldnt be wasting fuel but come on this was worth it right
a picture of the sunrise over the lake. theres some dishes in the background. its beautiful
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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/02/2026
oh god everything burns. but i got the picture
its a picture of the sun. its very bright. all the plants around it are dead. the sun is covered with a black square for some reason and the image is noisy
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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/02/2026
ok i hit my face on the door coming in but it was FUCKING WORTH IT
an alien ship floating in mid air. its white and triangular. almost looks like a paper airplane
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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/02/2026
this is where i post from
the signal room with a view of the center consoles. its dark and snowy out. the place is very messy
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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/02/2026
heres what it looks like
a weird panel in the basement wall. about the size of a door
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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/02/2026
am i doing this right #silentsunday
the snowy landscape of the array. looking out over the river. theres some windmills and a satellite dish in the background. lots of trees too
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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/12/2025
treating myself today. this is probably still good right
my hand holding a toblerone
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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/12/2025
does anyone like. need this back
my hand holding an old floppy storage box with floppies still inside it. its pretty dusty
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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/12/2025
tom scott edited so he is standing in the base's signal room. hes saying "i am at the dunkeltaler array"
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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/12/2025
found this behind some crates in the basement. sent it off to ena to get scanned and then shell send it back because it technically belongs with the equipment or whatever
a quick start guide for the astro processor. its pretty worn out and yellowed but still in reasonably good shape
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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/11/2025
@meltyautumn.bsky.social does he count i dont think hes capable of thought but he seems pretty carefree
the face of my pink kerfur
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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/11/2025
in case anyones wondering why i cant just use bluesky directly this is the only way i can get online
the webscope about screen, saying that its version 5.3, copyright 1993-1997 megacomp, and registered to "signal room pc" at ASO
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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/11/2025
i just got an email from an unknown sender with this in it what does it mean
a green kerfur with the whatsapp logo stuck on it
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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/11/2025
#caturday am i doing this right
close up on the face of a pink kerfur
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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/11/2025
@catnipcart.bsky.social at the array its either too cold for my jacket or too hot for my jacket. and then i dont have any coat hangers so i just
kerfur "wearing" my jacket. it doesnt fit him very wellthe same, but from a different angle
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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/11/2025
@catnipcart.bsky.social
post from yours truly. it says "ive been called a boymoding signal twink at least twice on this website and i dont know how to feel about that"
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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/11/2025
@katemarblez.bsky.social explain this then
howmanyofme.com screenshot showing "there is one person in the world named dr kel"
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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/11/2025
just manage to stand back up and then THIS idiot knocks me over and makes me drop my glasses. christ
my hand holding my glasses. im on the ground and kerfur is looking down unhelpfully
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Kel @asokel.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/11/2025
Some alien had this stuffed animal that you can heat up prior to cuddling with. I always feel like a psychopath doing this
An edited picture of an open microwave. There is an Argemia plushie inside.
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