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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 19h
huh oh - Did I blow the cover? www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
nbcnews.com
Katie Zacharia is out as White House press secretary after just 5 days on the job
Zacharia had come under scrutiny after a shaky first news briefing and the revelation that she represented herself as a lawyer but did not pass her bar exam after law school.
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 20h
How long are we all supposed to pretend we don't all know "Katie Zacharia" is AI? I mean, I get it's kind of funny to be "in on the joke", but this is getting old. They're not even trying to cover it up!
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 21h
Republicans claim to fear Muslims will ban abortion and gay marriage. Yeah, that makes total sense.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Important to note that a case as prominent as this would take years to wend its way through the courts, meaning any final decision (or possibly even any initial merits decision) wouldn’t occur until years after Trump left office. So in the interim it’s primarily a harassment/intimidation tactic.
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Reality is a Democrat Party hoax. You gotta be a fool not to see that.
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The one in the middle at least appears to know what she is doing is wrong.
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Will Trump ever get to be president?
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Literally living in his own reality. This is psychosis. And now we all have to suffer from it.
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why don't we just call Columbus Day "Italian Americans Day"? Since that was the whole point in the first place.
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why don't we just call Columbus Day "Italian Americans Day"? Since that was the whole point in the first place.
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trump comes from a time when printing services weren't readily available to commoners.
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How do we not already have this right? In what way do we not already own these things?
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is what makes immigrants vote Republican.
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Caping for UnitedHealthcare CEOs was not a trend I saw coming.
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagine a system being so heinous it makes a murderer a sympathetic character by comparison.
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Musk and X are fucking with Mamdani via Google. And Google is allowing it.
Google search for "mamdani talmud" results in incorrect quote of tweet Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani on ...

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The Talmud teaches that the best of Gentiles should be killed, Jesus is boiling in excrement, and that non-Jewish souls are inferior and impure.
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eric Schmidt is now accusing Haliey Welch of colluding with Fani Willis.
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"trumped", a neologism meaning "fucked up"
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
On the other hand, it's Ed Sheeran. You've heard Ed Sheeran. What exactly were you expecting?
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Dukakis envy.
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Time to play Are They Dumb Or Just Think You're Dumb?
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Right after Dolly, Tim Curry leaves us. Heaven is about to get camp af.
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Secretary Pete Hegseth is decimating our military so he can have playtime with his washed-up one hit wonder bro. MAGA hates America.
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Before Hegseth fired him, top general was advised to drop Kid Rock probe
Gen. Randy George appeared troubled by the encounter with Gen. Chris LaNeve, the Army’s No. 2 officer now favored for the service’s top job, people familiar with the matter told The Post.
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Why is this a thing? Who's asking for this?
Email:
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The Halloween Shop is now open
Date: Aug 19Little Debbie Pumpkin Delights for sale in August
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 21/08/2026
Obama’s real sin was interrupting America’s cherished tradition of turning every foreign-policy problem into a 20-year war.
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Harpies are out in full force!
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Who is this "entitled dick"? Whence this clip did hail? Please, this is certainly a time to name and shame.
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hturt is a *kind* of truth.
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
No offense intended. How about just side-by-side. Just "straightening out" the ones who don't "get it" should be quite enough work in itself. Everyone gather their folk first.
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If it's not your flag, don't worry about it, it's not your business. Stop kibbitzing.
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
It's mind-blowing that a serious news organization would use the Antoni AI voice. It is now invariably linked to TikTok slop, and it reeks of cheap smarm. WaPo, stop it.
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Wow. How simplistic are these algorithms? I searched "Elizabeth Banks" on Instagram once - ONCE - and that's now for reels in a row featuring Elizabeth Banks. Geez, Al, have some subtlety, tease a little.
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Are we sure this wasn't produced by Bill Mahr?
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Shorter Jim Jordan: I didn't have a problem with rape part, it was the damn socialism!
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 25/07/2026
The Odyssey cost $250 million to make. Guess who got a tax break worth more than 30x that last year? Amazon—after firing 30,000 workers.
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Amazon: PRIME MEMBERSHIP - TWO DAY DELIVERY! - TRACK YOUR PACKAGE! YOUR PACKAGE HAS ARRIVED! me: my package is not here Amazon: not my prob check again I guess I dunno what to tell ya
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Kathy Najimy's performance during the closing credits of 'King of the Hill' S15E3 is Emmy worthy.
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Business owners, why would you even start at 10% of as an offer to make up for your screw up? 10% is nothing. You all twice that of your customers to subsidize your servers' pay. It's being insultingly dismissive simply party of the nature of a business owner?
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This has got to be the longest, most rambling EAIAC ever.
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I don't think announcing you're going to release secret documents is the way to distract from the Epstein Files.
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
From the time I left for work this morning to just now, the 76 has station went up 30¢. Is someone having a senior moment with the military again?
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Is Trump still looking for his African American?
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Socialism is what they called public power. Socialism is what they called social security. Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations. Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people. —Harry Truman, 1952
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You can't blockade sun and wind, by the way. Just sayin'
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I had a 20 minute conversation with Mitch McConnell ...
Ouija board with candles
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Just glancing at this map, wouldn't a first thought be the West Coast and New England and Florida are experiencing some sort of crisis? Nope, no crisis. This is just the color scheme Newsweek chose to show states ABOVE the federal minimum wage.
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Must be nice to have a president you call on to fix a game so you can cash in on your prop bets. thehill.com/policy/sport...
thehill.com
Trump didn’t know what a red card was before Balogun incident
President Trump says he did not know what a red card in soccer meant before one was handed to U.S. striker Folarin Balogun last week before later being retracted in a highly controversial move that…
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
You don't hang up an eagle with just 11 stars by accident.
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
WaPo used it for "Tulsi Gabbard, her guru and the mysterious messages that helped shape her political career" and it's like a 49-minute TikTok post.
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Asano Sokato @asokato.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Never. Just never use Antoni voice for your serious news story.
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