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i remember when asriel first left for college i kind of panicked and woke up in the middle of the night and put his pet hamster in the oven and ate it crispy while crhying

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Asgore Dreemurr @asmallshock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

That bony son of a bitch is in MY house eating MY fucking hamster memories

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Asgore Dreemurr @asmallshock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Of course I'm sure! I got it with the intent of giving it to you, anyways.

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Asgore Dreemurr @asmallshock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It's burger from QC's time for Gabi. [ holding out the greasiest bag you've ever seen ]

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GABI. @bumblebrave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

//ok

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Asgore Dreemurr @asmallshock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

... I'll try. I doubt they'd want me there, but... I can try and sneak in. They used to call me the Hide and Seek King back in college, y'know.

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Asgore Dreemurr @asmallshock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

now, through worlds of characters who do what they do for the good of others with no ulterior motive... Well, I think I would have been a lot better off.

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Asgore Dreemurr @asmallshock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

No. Far from it. I think - No. I KNOW, that you're going to be the kind, caring person you are today, for as long as you may live. You'll grow, you'll change, but you'll still be you. You're not going to turn into... well, into me, I guess. I think if I had been on the journey that you are >

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Asgore Dreemurr @asmallshock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That's not to say you are. You're one of the kindest souls I've ever met. I think, a lot of us, though, are just going through the motions. We all promised ourselves that we'd never be like those stuffy adults, and we broke that promise and now... Now, we don't know what to do. So we just... live.

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Asgore Dreemurr @asmallshock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My point is... Maybe it's the fact that I've only ever left Hometown to go to college, but... Every Darkner that I've ever had the pleasure of meeting, to me, is more alive and *Something* compared to me, and, well... most of the other adults in this town. If anything, we're the emotionless ones.

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Asgore Dreemurr @asmallshock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm trying to say the opposite, if anything. I... am not the best with words, sometimes, I apologize Up here, it feels like... everything's on tracks. Just a straight shot from Point A to B. Down there, it's alive. It's colorful. Darkners live fuller lives than we do in only a day of existence.

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Asgore Dreemurr @asmallshock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Yes. "Rail-see." I could tell, when I met them, that there was... an impossible weight on their shoulders. One that no-one their apparent age should have to have. I don't know what it is, but... It's something that Kris and Susie do not have.

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Asgore Dreemurr @asmallshock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

ones who can truly "feel" anything.

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Asgore Dreemurr @asmallshock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The rest of us, up here, have... well, our lives are planned out, from beginning to end, if what the Prophecy says is true. Everything we feel, we do, was always all going to happen. Darkners are the exempt from this. Their lives, their world is a reaction to ours, and as such, they're the only >>

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Asgore Dreemurr @asmallshock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I'm gonna be honest Gabi, I think darkners are the only exception to the deterministic nature of our world. So, in short, yes.

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Asgore Dreemurr @asmallshock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's not....? Phew! I was starting to get worried!

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Asgore Dreemurr @asmallshock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That's the real reason I had to leave. He was like the bug from that one Rick and Morty episode that eats your emotional centers of your brain

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Asgore Dreemurr @asmallshock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My buddy gets pickled so often they call him the cucumber

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Asgore Dreemurr @asmallshock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Or is he a snake. Is he supposed to be a snake

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Asgore Dreemurr @asmallshock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

@ The guy who looks like Brad Armstrong who lives in the Mayor's Office I think I'm so druuuuuuunk

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Asgore Dreemurr @asmallshock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

|| I'M BIG AND FAT AND GAY AND I LOVE STEALING

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Asgore Dreemurr @asmallshock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Well! I've taken it once a day for the past 6 years and it hasn't steered me wrong yet!

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Asgore Dreemurr @asmallshock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Try my concoction. 2 iron pills and a white Monster

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Asgore Dreemurr @asmallshock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I can mash out of King's grab-cycle. Can You?

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Asgore Dreemurr @asmallshock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If nothing else... I suppose it's my duty to step up, and care for Little Uncle Varik Junior.

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Asgore Dreemurr @asmallshock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

At least I still have you, Petaly.... I don't know what I'd do if something happened to you.

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Asgore Dreemurr @asmallshock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

What's the point... If Varik's not there to ask for 20 dollars every time I get paid, what's the point of it all....

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Asgore Dreemurr @asmallshock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Oh, Berdly... you didn't hear? There was a terrible accident at the Toby Factory...

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Asgore Dreemurr @asmallshock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Next you're gonna tell me Kris is working with the Knight or some bullshit

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