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True Defective

@asmallgoodthing.bsky.social
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Social worker, Oregonian, Petter of dogs.

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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Post a meme made by you.
A table full of meat with individuals in muslim dress around it. Text at the top says "Halal" and at the bottom, "Is it meat you're looking for?" Lionel Richie's face is very very very poorly photoshopped onto the head of one of the men standing around the table.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Never Forget
Tshirt on a goodwill rack. Shirt says 911 with the 1s formed by the towers Beneath that it says, "hooters remembers" with the tagline "Let Freedom Wing." It's tasteless, unlike the Hooters wings.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ali reaching for the phone so he can recreate the big bopper picture.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Border Collie presenting dog, walking over grass in the direction of the photographer. Her little pink tongue is sticking out and her ears are up.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Um, has anyone checked in on Liza?
Liza Minnelli with muppets Kermit and Zoot.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
On this date in Raymond Carver history, he died. So it goes. Here's a poem he wrote before that.
For Tess

Out on the Strait the water is whitecapping
as they say here.  It's rough, and I'm glad
I'm not out there.  Glad I fished all day
on Morse Creek, casting a red Daredevil back
and forth.  I didn't catch anything.  No bites
even, not one.  But it was okay.  It was fine!
I carried your dad's pocketknife and was followed
for a while by a dog its owner called "Dixie."
At times I felt so happy I had to quit
fishing.  Once I lay on the bank with my eyes closed,
listening to the sound the water made,
and to the wind in the tops of the trees.  The same wind
that blows out on the Strait, but a different wind, too.
For a while I even let myself imagine I had died -
and that was all right, at least for a couple
of minutes, until it really sank in: Dead.
As I was lying there with my eyes closed,
just after I'd imagined what it might be like
if in fact I never got up again, I thought of you.
I opened my eyes then and got right up
and went back to being happy again.
I'm grateful to you, you see.  I wanted to tell you.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Dundon wore a Whalers cap to his first Blazers game as owner. The Whalers, the team moved from Hartford and relocated to Raleigh to become the Carolina Hurricanes, the other team owned by Dundon. Gross stuff. It's like if Clay Bennett bought the Buffalo Sabres and wore a Sonics hat to his 1st game.
Screenshot of text from an Oregonian Article: "Tom Dundon is seated across from me at halftime of a Trail Blazers game against the Clippers in Inglewood, California. It is March 31, his first day as Portland’s owner. He wears a Hartford Whalers cap and gnaws at a strawberry. I ask him directly about the proposed $600 million public funding package to renovate Moda Center."
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Man and beast love the rock.
Charlie Brown (a black lab w/ a tuxedo front) in profile with Haystack Rock, Pacific City version, in the background.Haystack Rock swathed in a blaze of sun.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
share someone who looks stylish wearing a hat
John Candy sporting a trapper hat in Uncle Buck.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I don't share every insight I have online, just the important ones.
It's the arm wrestling meme. One arm is the Dallas Cowboys Offense and the other arm is Taylor Farms. They are coming together over the idea of Generating Explosives.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Everyone thinks they're Dumbo.
“I found myself remembering the day in kindergarten when the teachers showed us Dumbo, and I realized for the first time that all the kids in the class, even the bullies, rooted for Dumbo, against Dumbo's tormentors. Invariably they laughed and cheered, both when Dumbo succeeded and when bad things happened to his enemies. But they're you, I thought to myself. How did they not know? They didn't know. It was astounding, an astounding truth. Everyone thought they were Dumbo.”
― Elif Batuman, The Idiot
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Box Score of a complete tankshow by the OKC Thunder on 4/10/22. Georgios Kalaitzakis played 48 minutes.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Each time I see this image in my feed, I think it’s Live Dead.
Live Dead album cover. Orange background with psychedelic lettering spelling live. There’s an open wooden coffin with a woman floating above it. She’s draped in a green and blue outfit. There lots of fabric, but somehow not enough to cover her breasts. She looks nothing like Karl Anthony Towns.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The NBA media hates tanking, but you put 'em on the court and that's what you get.
NBA roster assembled on 82-0 website. Roster is Kenny Smith, Austin Rivers, Cedrick Maxwell, Draymond Green, and John Amaechi. The team's projected to go 33-49. The folks at 82-0 assigned a grade of "F" and called them tankers.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
In conclusion, the newspaper is a land of contradictions.
NYT headline: 

Why Scientists Retired the Dire Climate Scenario After a Decade. (sub-headline) While global warming is still a threat, the decision to back away from a worst-case outlook raises questions about whether some risks have been overstated.

Headline just below:

It's Still Spring in Europe, but the Heat Is Already Breaking Records
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Zaza Pachulia telling the crowd, "we're going to game 7 baby!"
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
If you see this, post an old photo you still love.
a dog named Charlie Brown surrounded by his two people. Everyone is toothy and happy.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I know everyone thinks their dog is the most beautiful, but c'mon, look at her!
Picture of a beautiful border collie presenting dog, black and white, bathed in golden hour light, with ears up and a very serious expression conveyed by her brown eyes locked onto the camera.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
America when I was seven momma took me to Communist Cell meetings they sold us garbanzos a handful per ticket a ticket costs a nickel and the speeches were free everybody was angelic and sentimental about the workers it was all so sincere you have no idea what a good thing the party was in 1835 Scott Nearing was a grand old man a real mensch Mother Bloor the Silk-strikers’ Ewig-Weibliche made me cry I once saw the Yiddish orator Israel Amter plain. Everybody must have been a spy.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Louise Glück, the poet laureate of my melancholy, born today, 1943. May she never need to come back again.
Thrush

Snow began falling, over the surface of the whole earth.
That can’t be true. And yet it felt true,
falling more and more thickly over everything I could see.
The pines turned brittle with ice.

This is the place I told you about,
where I used to come at night to see the red-winged blackbirds,
what we call thrush here-
red flicker of the life that disappears-

But for me – I think the guilt I feel must mean
I haven’t lived very well.

Someone like me doesn’t escape. I think you sleep awhile,
then you descend into the terror of the next life
except

the soul is in some different form,
more or less conscious than it was before,
more or less covetous.

After many lives, maybe something changes.
I think in the end what you want
you’ll be able to see-

Then you don’t need anymore
to die and come back again.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Picture of Johnny from Airplane being mischievious.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
The good thing here is that this fucker never gets around to infrastructure week.
Screenshot of a Trump post from Truth Social: "“Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP”
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
If the camera pulls back, how many Pam Bondis wearing maroon outfits will we see?
Pam Bondi at a cabinet meeting with a younger Pam Bondi behind her wearing the same color outfit.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
A flurry of excitement in the furry community as Trump signals interest with a costumed left hand.
trump speaking to the press. A microphone in the foreground. A second microphone is fuzzy and its positioning in the foreground makes it look like trump could be wearing a rabbits paw over his left hand.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
TO THE YOUNG WHO WANT TO DIE
by Gwendolyn Brooks

Sit down. Inhale. Exhale.
The gun will wait. The lake will wait.
The tall gall in the small seductive vial will wait will wait:
will wait a week: will wait through April.
You do not have to die this certain day.
Death will abide, will pamper your postponement.
I assure you death will wait. Death has a lot of time. Death can
attend to you tomorrow. Or next week. Death is just down the street; is most obliging neighbor;
can meet you any moment.

You need not die today.
Stay here-through pout or pain or peskyness.
Stay here. See what the news is going to be tomorrow.

Graves grow no green that you can use.
Remember, green's your color. You are Spring.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Beautiful Border Collie sitting on the beach, looking intently up towards her person.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Every sign a story, every story a sign.
A toilet at the Portland Airport with a sign reading "Non-potable water. Do not drink. Besides the text there's a visual reinforcement: a glass, circled with a line slashing through it.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Covid brought us back together after far too many years apart. I'll never turn away again.
A can of Spaghettios with meatballs.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Happy (Jean) Valentine's Day 🖤
I came to you
Lord, because of
the fucking reticence
of this world
no, not the world, not reticence, oh
             Lord Come
             Lord Come
We were sad on the ground
             Lord Come
We were sad on the ground.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Happy Birthday, and thanks for the push to join. I've thought about joining for so long but hadn't followed through.
Screenshot reading: Your Dual membership is confirmed.Thank you for becoming a member at Leach Botanical Garden!
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?
Painting of a man and a dog howling at something unseen.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Share a tv show that raised you.
Norm! from Cheers.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
How fucking cute is she?
Adorably cute dog with sort of anxious eyes peeking over the side of a chair, her wee paws framing her face.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Hunter S. Thompson quote amended to read, "when the going gets weird, the weird turn to lexapro."
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
When people say, "we have made it through worse before" all I hear is the wind slapping against the gravestones of those who did not make it, ... Sometimes the moral arc of the universe does not bend in a direction that will comfort us.
A poem by Clint Smith
When people say,
"we have made it through worse before"

all I hear is the wind slapping against the gravestones of those who did not make it, those who did not survive to see the confetti fall from the sky, those who
did not live to watch the parade roll down the street.
I have grown accustomed to a lifetime of aphorisms meant to assuage my fears, pithy sayings meant to
convey that everything ends up fine in the end. There is no solace in rearranging language to make a different word tell the same lie. Sometimes the moral arc of the universe
does not bend in a direction that will comfort us.
Sometimes it bends in ways we don't expect & there are people who fall off in the process. Please, dear reader,
do not say I am hopeless, I believe there is a better future to fight for, I simply accept the possibility that I may not live to see it. I have grown weary of telling myself lies
that I might one day begin to believe. We are not all left standing after the war has ended. Some of us have become ghosts by the time the dust has settled.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
My gal and I are very clever but we do not know how to use photoshop.
A table full of meat. Text on the top and bottom in an anglicized Arabic script says “halal, is it meat you’re looking for?” A stamp sized photo of Lionel Richie is pasted on the head of one of the men in the picture.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Looks like some of the Raptors are still wearing their xmas jammies.
Picture of Toronto Raptors players in a huddle. Some of the fellas red warmup outfits look a whole lot like red christmas pjs.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Sadie, a Border Collie mix, reluctantly wearing reindeer ears.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Rendering of Trump Battleship with gold outlines labels for bow, stern, and ballroom.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
We Lived Happily During the War
Ilya Kaminsky

And when they bombed other people’s houses, we
 
protested
but not enough, we opposed them but not
 
enough. I was
in my bed, around my bed America
 
was falling: invisible house by invisible house by invisible house.
 
I took a chair outside and watched the sun.
 
In the sixth month
of a disastrous reign in the house of money
 
in the street of money in the city of money in the country of money,
our great country of money, we (forgive us)
 
lived happily during the war.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Give me crack and anal sex, take the only tree that's left And stuff it up the hole in your culture Give me back the Berlin Wall, give me Stalin and St. Paul I've seen the future, brother, it is murder
Pope holding into the mic. Crooning.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Share a tv series you’ve watched from beginning to end more than once.
Ann Dowd smoking a cig.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
SUNday! eh, eh, see what we did there?
A sweet, beautiful dog basking in sunlight with her head on the armrest of a chair.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Not pictured
A shower bench.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Sign held by a protestor which says "Portland is not on fire, the trees do this every year." There is a row of trees ablaze in their autumnal colors going across.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Picture of a t-shirt showing the twin towers as the “11” in 9/11. Underneath it reads “Hooters Remembers: Let Freedom Wing.”
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Post from Sam Brody at Twitter that was cribbed for the OPs post above. 

Old Soviet joke for our times:
Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn't but the paper. One day the vendor asks what he's up to. 
Guy says: "looking for an obituary."
Vendor says, "those are towards the back of the paper, comrade."
Guy says: "not the one I'm looking for."
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
You all see it too, right?
Picture of Laura LoomerPicture of Melisandre from Game of Thrones.
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True Defective @asmallgoodthing.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Cute dog on the beach, in profile, staring intensely at the ocean.
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