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Asmadi Games (Chris)

@asmadigames.bsky.social
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We make cool games! One Deck Dungeon + Galaxy, We Didn't Playtest This, Innovation, and more. Playing games is fun, and we want everyone to be able to have fun. Account managed by Chris.

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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 7h
Going live now at twitch.tv/asmadigames!
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 9h
I'm going to test some Aw Ducks! at 7PM Eastern on stream, and because it's a game where all information is public, viewers can play! Depending on interest, I'll either play simulated games, against chat as one player, or against people who join the discord call - asmadigames.com/discord DUCKS!
Stream setup for Aw Ducks, with ducks, a plumplim, more ducks, number cards, and of course, ducks.
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Curling time!!! First game of the year, come join us at twitch.tv/asmadigames for ice rock action
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So Discord is somehow determining whether accounts are 18+ or not, and it's surely not by random chance, so I'm left with the inevitable conclusion: they're feeding everything you've ever done into an LLM. Always remember, folks: nothing you do on Discord or Slack is truly private.
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gross gross gross. Can't wait to see the inevitable "oopsie we leaked all your personal info that you used to verify" blog post months down the line.
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The coziest possible game - just plonking blocks of woods down in dioramas as it tells you a story! Would also be absolutely great for playing with a young kiddo. store.steampowered.com/app/2572040/...
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Save 30% on Woodo on Steam
Woodo feels like a 3D coloring book you can touch, a relaxing puzzle-tale told through handcrafted wooden dioramas. A toy for those who never forgot how to be a child.
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yet another awful, awful decision by Twitch. They seem hellbent on making their platform worse, daily. Please Twitch, push more garbage "save your stream streak" notifications on us, while you're at it!
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Liz Davidson @beyondsolitaire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
KART IS LIVE. It has been an absolute pleasure to see this game come together, and I am even more excited to share it with all of you. bit.ly/KartOnKS
An announcement that Kart is live on Kickstarter!
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You shouldn't anger Macklemore, you're just going to summon Macklemost and then, big trouble.
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What's that? Severance Season 3 in 2028 isn't good enough? Pluribus Season 1 part 2 in [who even knows] won't cut it? SHOCKING
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BoardGameWire 🔜 Spiel Essen @boardgamewire.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's become hugely dispiriting how frequently I'm having to contact other tabletop news sites asking that they -please- cite BoardGameWire as the source of the story they've just directly lifted, slightly reworded or run through ChatGPT before slapping it on their site without attribution.
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
$2K for a phone? yikes.
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Friendly reminder to all to check your fire safety equipment! Just averted a disaster (toaster: do not toast yourself please) because we had a fire blanket right on the wall in the kitchen. If you don't have one of these, I heartily recommend it - and make sure your extinguisher is handy too!
Secu Captain Fire Blanket, wrapped around a toaster that was on fire a bit ago
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ooh, Metroid Nom Nom
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
GIFs in Twitch chat are my new least favorite Twitch feature, why oh why did we need this.
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
oh dear lord, i just got a phone call - it seems that the keywords attached to our google search listing have ISSUES! I understand that google can't personally call each and every one of us, so an robotic automated recording was best. What do I do? Do I just burn the whole website down? CRISIS!
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I have seen a lot of bad apologies in my time here on the Internet, but: “I accept full responsibility for lapses in judgment by people in my inner circle” is one of the most hilarious failpologies of all time. Kawhi Leonard is an absolute clown, and him pretending he didn't know is such a joke.
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Every exhibitor's worst nightmare. Gamescom should really do something to help the affected studios here - a special spotlight or something for these games? I've heard so many stories over the years of thefts at shows in Germany, very organized efforts. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/its-hea...
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‘It’s heartbreaking’: Numerous Gamescom devs say their equipment was stolen | VGC
At least three exhibitors have reported having their equipment stolen overnight at Gamescom…
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
POV: you downloaded a game but the cat has not received treats since long long ago
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm signing an executive order today that says that if anyone actually calls it "Lake America", you are legally allowed to dress up as Spiderman and do whatever a Spiderman does (as seen in action recently)
Embarrassing sign attempting to rename Lake Ontario, with dumbest elements crossed out and replaced by reason
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Well would you look at that, an actual good Star Trek episode! Fingers crossed the back-half of the season is where all the quality is concentrated. Out of context spoiler: 🍋!
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I guess its time to stream weird Sudoku! twitch.tv/asmadigames
as promised, it is weird sudoku. There are back and white dots, and everything is ruined
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
oh sure, Rockstar loves Grand Theft Auto, but they're really upset about Grand Theft Grand Theft Auto
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Taco brunch!!! At Roccos Tacos in Burlington, super good and they had handmade hardshell as an option. Very yes
Three chicken tacos
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I do *not* understand how you can blow the comedic potential of muppets that badly! Who the heck is writing this season of SNW, just yikes.
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Wil Wheaton ❌👑 @wilwheaton.net · 14/08/2026
Felicia Day and I are getting the band back together for a new show about the games (and some other things) we love, and you can help make it happen.
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felicia day and i want to play more games together
About twenty years ago, when I was in the Saturday show at the ACME Comedy Theatre, a friend of mine who I wrote with for the show encouraged me to check out one of her students who was in the Sunday show. I remembered when she and I were in...
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
hullo
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Oh hey, Twitch added an opt-out (of course its on by default!) to gobble your stream content into some AI training garbage disposal. Lets be honest, Amazon will 100% use your content to train generative AI even if you unclick this, but I'm doing it anyway. Hurray futile resistance measures!
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What an absolute fraud, which is not a huge surprise if you've heard literally anything Rodgers has said over the past couple years. This is good and important journalism, and I hope this story makes its way in front of a lot more eyes.
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Every so often a Magic set comes out, and I'm like "Oh! I should play a little Magic." Then, I play a couple drafts, and once I lose (or frankly win) the "Did You Draw a Land?" Simulator portion of the Draft Experience, I remember that I only want to play a *little* Magic, and move on.
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"At least we provided some training data for the LLMs" is the new "At least we created some value for the shareholders" (I would surely get more engagement on this post if I made a garbage AI comic with those words in bubbles, but...no thanks.)
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Vanilla Bread Pudding French Toast at Redstone in Burlington, suuuuuper good and gooey and perfect
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I remember Electronic Arts from the 80s, making weird games for the Commodore 64. They grew and grew, and made a lot of iconic games along the way, and unfortunately have been a mess for a while. It's sad to see where they're headed now.
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
If you are in a sales position, and my "We aren't interested, thank you," isn't the end of the conversation, I will probably never work with your company. This message brought to you by Every Factory Rep Interaction at Gen Con. I try and be polite about it, but it really wears my patience thin.
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hahah, wellllll we just snuck in
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! Am I talking about selling out of Curling at Gen Con? Am I talking about the Sox vs Dodgers? Yes!
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Dodgers lose two straight to the Red Sox, respond by throwing a tantrum and purchasing every pitcher left in the league
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Visiting my friends at Looney Labs @looneylabs.bsky.social to celebrate their 30th Anniversary of making fun games! If you like our stuff - I learned a lot of what I know about the games world learning from them :)
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
#GenCon booth is ready for biz! We are at #2555 - come visit :) We have Mystic Curling Club, Chess Joker, and the beta printing of Aw, Ducks!
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You may be opposed to AI coming for your jobs, but look at it from the investors' side - how else are they going to secure wealth and get out before it all collapses? -probably a NYT op ed -actually probably just a NYT regular story
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ewen_cluney.txt @nekoewen.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If some folks would like to sign up for my Patreon (with a sizable backlog of essays, tables, games, and fiction) or my published book and games, it could genuinely help my mental health a bit. www.patreon.com/nekoewen
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Debbie Ridpath Ohi @debbieohi.com · 28/07/2026
I continue to find so many parallels between the book publishing industry and tabletop game industry. To those posting about GAMES they like: Read this plea from the Tabletop Game Designers Association. I'd also like to add that including credit for the human game ARTISTS is also important.
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
That is two all-timer Game Changer episodes back to back, wow! Great energy recharge right before Gen Con
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Everyone talking up Entropy as the Gen Con darling as if it's not going to bring on the heat death of the Universe - so shortsighted
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It appears to be time for a Gen Con! Suitcases are all packed up, games are en route, ducks in a row. 🦆🥌♟️
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
As more streaming services annoyingly gobble up sports games, we really need a "yes I want subtitles for shows and movies and NEVER for sports" setting!
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Blueberry Crab Rangoons, it sounds nuts but it is soooo good
Blueberry crab rangoons!
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Is elon a massive fraud? Yes! Is he one of the worst humans on the planet? Also yes! I hate that he and his scams are going to take a lot of things down with him.
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Mystic Curling Club's rulebook is six pages long (plus a cover/back cover), I explain on two of those six pages (once with a diagram!) what a Lost Stone is (and on the reference card). It's any stone that's gone out of play. I'm a lil bit baffled that a couple people have found this confusing!
A diagram explaining what a lost stone is. A lost stone is a stone that leaves the ice!
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Asmadi Games (Chris) @asmadigames.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
it is, it is
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