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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 06/08/2026
Every single time
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 05/08/2026
Oh look, another man trying to use theology to justify his desires. Groundbreaking. Perhaps instead of worrying about women's 'sexual sin,' this own hubris. Just a thought.
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We've reached the point where many men, even pastors, would rather see a woman marry an unbeliever, do OnlyFans, or spend years in sexual sin (as long as she "repents" later) than become the second wife of a righteous man and raise godly children. That's clown-world theology, especially when the very men God handpicked to lead His people repeatedly practiced polygyny.

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Portrait by Philipp Alexius de Laszlo, 1907

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Dudes really out here crying because women would rather be single than be collected like Pokémon cards in a low-rent

harem.
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 05/08/2026
These types of dudes are so exhausting.
These types of dudes are so exhausting. +

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Once a woman stops saying "Men

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Men playing hard to get when they re already hard to want will always be comedy. Be serious.

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Portrait of Melita Cholokashvili (1922) by Savely Sorin
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 05/08/2026
He wants the aesthetic labor of an Instagram influencer combined with the workload of an 1800s farm wife, all wrapped up in a fantasy that somehow costs zero effort.
The Art of Purpose @creation247

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Is this the ideal woman?

EATION247

THE IDEAL WOMAN

THE ART.OF.PURPOSE

>ONLY HAS FEMALE FRIENDS

>HATES COMMUNISTS

>WEARS MODEST AND FEMININE CLOTHING

>HAS NO SOCIAL MEDIA

>WANTS TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS

>FIT AND HEALTHY

>LOVES HER FAMILY AND COUNTRY

>WANTS TO HOMESCHOOL HER KIDS

>WANTS TO BE A STAY AT HOME MOM

>GOES TO CHURCH

>READS THE BIBLE

>LOVES CHILDREN

>WANTS TO HAVE 5 KIDS

>LIKES TO COOK

>NATURAL BEAUTY

>NATURAL HAIE

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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 05/08/2026
The way they tell on themselves.
ad_fonso @ad_fonso 3h

Ladies don't enjoy sex as much as men do to be honest

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This is 100% from the women you have been with.
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 04/08/2026
Him realizing that his entire romantic value hinges on a woman having zero options. Pathetic.
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 04/08/2026
Dude: generalizes women Also dude: don't generalize an entire gender!!!!
chiefdirector233 7h

Can we talk about how women don't make safe spaces for the men they love and how that bleeds into a lot of issues women have with men?

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A man on my block was found raping his 5yr old daughter. Stfu.

chiefdirector233 7h. Author

So sick people define a whole gender? I don't see people using the women who rape young boys as a definition for women in general.

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You literally generalized an entire gender in your post and then get in a tizzy a mirror was reflected back at you.
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 04/08/2026
Why is Mario Lopez posting weird AI of his niece?
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 04/08/2026
Interesting how they want to check just the little girls but not the boys and doesn't say who is going to do the "checking".
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 04/08/2026
Oh lucky her! He "considers" her opinion. Wow. Just wow.
imjustdiggi 22h

Why does this upset yall so much? If you are picking the correct leader and program, you would know that this doesn't mean your opinion isn't heard or that you can't be considered but it does mean that you are to follow the head of your house. It does mean that ultimately you are to submit to him first so that he can submit to you. Yall act like allowing your man to be the head is a curse or something..... I'm confused why yall want to wives then....

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Yeah, nah. My husband sees me as his partner and we make decisions together. It's weird where you think being "considered" is a win not just the baseline.
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 03/08/2026
This is the only time I will let the Lupita Nyong'o was "miscast" narrative slide.
Lupita NyongIn the Odyssey(2026) Lupita Nyong'o was cast to play Helen of Troy, who according to the source material was the most beautiful woman in the world. While very attractive, she was miscast because the most beautiful woman in the world is actually my

wife.
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 03/08/2026
In other words, he wants to see how much he can control her
Joshua Charles @JoshuaTCharles

One of the easiest ways for a man man to see if a woman is worth ask her to dress modestly in public (since most don't these days).

If she says no, she rejects the authority of Christ, and would thus reject your authority as a husband.

Move on.

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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 02/08/2026
Whether it be FIFA or Superbowl or any other sports dominated by male fans, the stats are always the same. But we are told we are the emotional ones.
What's Happening?

During this summer's FIFA World Cup, the UK recorded its highest-ever number of domestic abuse reports linked to a major football tournament. Police logged 384 incidents* during the competition, with reports rising by 53% after England's defeat and 22% after their victory.

Experts stress that football does not cause domestic abuse, but major matches can intensify existing patterns of violence through heightened emotions, alcohol use, gambling losses, and more time spent at home.

Campaigners say the figures are a reminder that survivors often face increased risk during major sporting events and are calling for stronger support services, greater public awareness, and increased accountability for perpetrators.

Note: reported incidents only give us an indication of patterns, but most domestic violence incidents go unreported.

Sources: Sky News
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 02/08/2026
The bear would never
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 02/08/2026
Oh no Andrew Tate isn't getting any commissary, the horror.
Andrew Tate

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I am being held in SHU, the highest level of security which exists.

No commissary.

No visits.

No contact with the outside world.

My neighbor is a cannibal who screams throughout the night.

Andrew Tate

@Cobratate

JAIL IS FOR POOR PEOPLE.
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 02/08/2026
But he drove all the way to her apartment though... 🤦‍♀️
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 02/08/2026
Had no idea that's where the anus was..
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 02/08/2026
That is a whole lot of application requirements for a position that clearly no one wants.
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 02/08/2026
Y'all I know we've all seen this Andrew Tate video, but I needed a good laugh and this was better than any comedy skit.
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 01/08/2026
You know this is the type of guy that won't pay a sex worker professional rates, but thinks a 10-piece McNugget entitles him to a binding legal contract
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 01/08/2026
The scary part is he's serious.
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 01/08/2026
Jared Leto apologists are troubling.
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 01/08/2026
Pissing on yourself and children in public for… Morgan Wallen? Imagine risking a criminal record for music that sounds like a lawnmower sputtering out.
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 01/08/2026
It's true though
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 01/08/2026
Some scientists believe" doing heavy lifting for "I made this up in my mom's basement ".
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 31/07/2026
A poor man knows he’s poor, a poor woman knows she’s poor, and the guy who posted this thinks women are just decorative appliances that run on a husband's credit card.
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 31/07/2026
Ahh yes the stoica who never complain.
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 31/07/2026
Right right right, ego. It's must be the ego.
How do I respond???

Tinder DMs

why would we kiss

We kissin or what,

Because we are both attractive and will

fall in love

yea sure bud

and who is WE

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Don't lol

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I dont understand why she would 1.respond or 2. play along

Its just never that serious I genuinely dont get it nor do my friends

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Just be a ego thing?

An ego thing??? What are you talking about dude? It was a weird message (especially as AN OPENING MESSAGE) and she reacted accordingly.

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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 30/07/2026
The persecution fetish they have
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saitama opp

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Literally so many because the liberals are taking over.

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ATP the United States of America. It's all about freedom and pride no prejudice until someone is straight and Christian. And I think there's some in Africa.

Try TikTok template

anyways abandon your sin and turn to Christ before it's too late ... more

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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 30/07/2026
DJ Envy admitting before his wife he didn't wash his butt. Fellas, why is this common??
DJ Envy

"I used to be the type of guy that didn't 'get up all in there.' But I never thought about it. It's not a conversation to have with the fellas at the barber shop when we out and about."
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 30/07/2026
Because GROK didn't make enough CSAM....
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 30/07/2026
Hope she's stashing away a Go Fund.
Kevin 16h

FUNNY I made a deal with my wife. I said she can have $300 every 2 weeks either you buy groceries with it but whatever you dont spend, you can have 100% for yourself. You'll be suprised how the grocery bill stays within budget.

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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 30/07/2026
Giving Americans explosive diarrhea to save a few bucks on porta potties. And RFK Jr: Cyclospora cayetanensis? Never heard of her.
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Nothing says "peak efficiency" quite like triggering a widespread parasite outbreak because providing working toilets for your workers was apparently too far above budget. Bravo, guys.
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 30/07/2026
Ah yes, the classic gamer tragedy: Blizzard stops letting weirdo game developers from stealing breast milk from nursing mothers, adds a Jimothy pet option, and suddenly the universe is collapsing and they are unable to enjoy a playing.
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Say what you may about the breast milk brotherhood but those guys were apparently holding back a tidal wave of unfunny millennial women taking complete control of this franchise. Look at this dawg we are never getting anything cool from blizzard ever again

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You asked, Jimothy answered.

Coming soon to Azeroth.

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Every story about the Breastmilk Brigade is like "this group of all male nerd game developers were sometimes weird around women" yeah those are the types of people who make good video games

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There's been stories of women "not knowing" there's gonna be a lot of drinking on Blizzard parties.

All of this was consentual, until it wasn't. Sometimes I think that good chunk of allegations were orchestrated by Activision to get rid of the last remaining veterans.

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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 30/07/2026
Using his logic shouldn't he be rolling in women being so this toxic?
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 30/07/2026
So Trump's argument isn't that he didn't do it, it's that he gets to do it because he's President. Quite on brand. E. Jean Carroll standing up for all of us.
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 30/07/2026
Golfer Charley Hull laughs at her HILARIOUS prank. Imagine having millions in the bank and thinking the funniest joke in the world is tricking your underpaid caddie into thinking he can afford a mortgage. And they wonder why the phrase "Eat the rich" was made.
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 29/07/2026
Because he doesn't want to adult he thinks he can neg his way to get someone else to do it for him.
snkrvamp 1d

The same cooking and cleaning you've been doing for yourself as a single person is now slavery in marriage

-woman 2026-

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Looking for a BangMom™, huh?

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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 29/07/2026
Such a Nice Guy™
Such a Nice Guy™

their any females out there that aren't "broken" or haven't "just got out of a long bad relationship " that actually want to be in a real relationship with an "actual nice guy" .... cus apparently yall are very few and far between these days....

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Maybe it's the same on their end Maybe they think you are a problem. Maybe they aren't broken but know that you aren't where you should be in life. Don't put it on females.

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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 29/07/2026
So he can't take any accountability to pack his own lunch?
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Blame feminism and it's narcissistic tendencies and selfishness

Modern women don't know how to make and pack healthy lunches for their husbands (if

they got one) and kids. This

explains why obesity is rampant these days. It's always "go get your own lunch," traditional wife=better life for the family.

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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 29/07/2026
Remember when they were clutching pearls over Charlie Kirk posts and getting people fired?
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BREAKING: Sen. Lisa Murkowski was the ONLY Republican to vote "NAY" on the test vote for the SAVE America Act.

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Hope she joins Lindsey Graham soon

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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 29/07/2026
Jared Leto, criminal sexual misconduct? The least surprising headline and of course it's with minors.
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 29/07/2026
I hope she has a wonderful divorce.
Uncle's comment in family group chat... of mostly women

I don't even know where to start with this- Yes, it's Signal, if you were curious. Funnily enough, my aunt's been secretly filing for divorce for quite some time. Can't say I blame her. Red is my uncle, and teal is my grandma's response. I wanted to wait a bit to see if he had any reactions or anything to say in response, which he hasn't as of yet.

HAPPY DIVORCE

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Nope. Women in the west will destroy the basic Judeo-Christian democracies and Islam will replace the power vacuum then they'll all be wearing bee keeper suits in public. If women keep voting against men and promoting feminism that keeps destroying western culture there won't be men left to defend them and Islam will take over and you'll all be wearing bee keeper suits. Make my words. Ladies you don't even know what's coming for you. Don't say it won't happen because it already is with multiple Islamic enclaves all over the USA. Once they breed enough and get enough people to vote for them they'll destroy everything and replace it with Shariah law and

Islam.

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But couldn't the women do that in reverse too?

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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 29/07/2026
They really aren't lonely enough
instead of risk never getting married.

When I'm lowkey dragged into a wedding afterparty for my hypergamous foid ahh cousin "celebrating" that she "settled" for a sub 5 betabux.

I'm happy for the guy though. It only took him 35 years of his life, a BMW X5, and a high-paying wage cuck job to finally end up on the radar of a hypergamous foid who would've pushed him to the side during her prime. But now the clock is ticking, so she might as well settle

Despite my crude summary of the situation, I genuinely am happy for the couple. At the end of the day, they both benefit and mitigate the risk of growing old alone forever.

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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 28/07/2026
The same dudes, "The divorce came out of nowhere".
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 28/07/2026
The way so many were so comfortable with this.
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 28/07/2026
Ask any woman, and she knows a survivor. Ask any group of guys, and they know a "bro who just gets a bad rap." Funny how math works.
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 28/07/2026
Exhausting
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 27/07/2026
Nothing hurts quite like fishing for manosphere applause and getting fact-checked into non-existence instead. He must have forgotten that literate people who have actually read Emily Wilson’s Odyssey translation also have internet access.
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AskAubry 🦝 🐆 @ask-aubry.com · 27/07/2026
Funny how the tradwife aesthetic videos always leave out the most authentic 1950s accessory of all: medical-grade coping mechanisms.
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