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Asimplenigma

@asimplenigma.bsky.social
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 1h
Thornwood or Hornwood?
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 3h
I’d still love you.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🫶🏼
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well, all you have to do is look down to see one of the most beautiful cocks ever bestowed on a man. I’d be preoccupied with cock if I were one of the lucky few like yourself.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I know the feeling. lol. Day off and I’m being so lazy.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good morning sexy.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That’s a man-sized meal.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m still an empath but I’m a little narcissistic about it.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You just being human, which is already pretty apparent, well, at least on the social media scale.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🫶🏼
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don’t think that’s the revelation that you think it is.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I only see one club - the one between your legs.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’d be upset if you didn’t.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I can even tell sex appropriate knock-knock jokes while your cock is knocking on my prostate.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey! I’m not stupid.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Let’s just remember that they didn’t get upset at his racism or him being a rapist. They didn’t have issue with his felonies or his grifting. They could care less that he’s pissing on the constitution. They’re mad that gas prices have gone up.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You are so sexy. Know that. You don’t have to change to be beautiful.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If I was close to you, I would do it in an instant.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Actually, I’d prefer to tongue your hole while you jerk off.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If I was there, there would have been no mess to clean up. From cock to hole not a drop lost.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Please do.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s all so pretty.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It looks so big that my prostate just did a back flip.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’s why I’m your favorite fan. lol
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dolly would never support Zionism.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Well, if I never lift my tongue, I can technically lick it all first.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
May you always be bored.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You wear briefs to bed????? Color me shocked!
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
OMG, the comparison. I’m dead. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 your ego is insane. Guess that’s what happened when you are so self absorbed.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A hungry ass-eating bottom. You need to be properly taken care of.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fuck Israel. Seriously. It’s called the First Amendment. The government cannot control our speech.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Undersized in terms of what’s between your legs, oversized in terms of your self worth and personality.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you roll over, I’ll give you belly scratches. Work my fingers through ALL of your fuzzies.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
If you’re tired of all the measuring, why are you still competing?
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Unless you’re filling your face with freezers and your cock with PRP. The hypocrisy is just sad at this point.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
And ultimately, the tent isn’t big enough. The tent is only big enough for America. No foreign entities. No lobbyists pushing a genocidial agenda. Just Americans working for a better tomorrow.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
And may I add that this us v them thing is because corpocrats want the entire umbrella. They screamed for ten years “ don’t create a third party” “work with us” “blue no matter who” and now that candidates are winning without PAC money, they’re ready to let republicans win. Shame on them.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
They learn nothing because they are blinded by money. That’s why the corpocrats have lost. People are tired of their representatives ignoring them.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Only to a particular end. You are far more than your dick, as beautiful as it is. I hope you genuinely understand that.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Guess you forgot your political posts. You’re a very well rounded content creator.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Such a good read.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
And I mean like really devour you. I’m pretty sure I know which city you live in and could be there in like ten minutes. Not that I’m staking you or anything. lol That’s a perfectly normal thing to say, right? 😂😂😂😂😂
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
other in a healthy way.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
so that you’ll know if they’re in a place that you can think about trusting them. Otherwise you’re just setting yourself up for more repeat performances. Good guys are out there. I haven’t found mine yet but a dear friend just met a great guy. They’ve both done the work and can engage with each….
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That unto itself can be devastating because you feel that no one is interested in you as a person, just a couple of holes and a pole. I’ve learned that it’s about timing your radar. Asking the right questions. You get an idea if they’ve done the work dealing with their own trauma and insecurities
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
First give yourself permission to not be ready. It sounds like you’ve been fucked over pretty often and that kind of conditioning takes a lot of time to work through. I have spent years trying to deal with the fact that most men look at me as a piece of meat and nothing else.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Marc, did you really help Tram Nguyen funnel money from her state funds to her congressional campaign?
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I want to devour you.
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Did you really help Tram Nguyen move state campaign money to her congressional campaign????
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Asimplenigma @asimplenigma.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Feral perfection.
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