Caribou @asimplecaribou.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Been watching Star Trek: The Next Generation and it's pretty funny in the early seasons especially how 400 years in the future so many characters act weird around Data for being an artificial being, while today people trust AI implicitly. 020
Caribou @asimplecaribou.bsky.social · 03/08/2026You reject science when your ideology is at odds with reality. 020
Caribou @asimplecaribou.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Roger Ailes, former Nixon admin media consultant and first CEO of Fox News came up with what he called the "Orchestra Pit Theory" on what news needs the most coverage. If 2 politicians are on the stage, 1 has a cure for cancer, the other trips and falls in the pit, cover the guy who tripped. 020
Caribou @asimplecaribou.bsky.social · 18/07/2026At least during the Roman empire they didn't CHARGE people for the bread and circuses. 010
Caribou @asimplecaribou.bsky.social · 28/04/2026It should be a law of open world video game design that every waterfall should have a cave entrance behind it with something cool to discover. 010
Caribou @asimplecaribou.bsky.social · 27/01/2026I think I thought the "Underground Railroad" was an actual underground train like a subway until I was like 10. 010
Caribou @asimplecaribou.bsky.social · 27/12/2025When you think about it, a pizza's crust is really just a very shallow bread bowl. 010
Caribou @asimplecaribou.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Feels like we're all going off the rails on a crazy train. RIP #ozzy 050
Caribou @asimplecaribou.bsky.social · 25/06/2025"I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all." -Kurt Vonnegut, The Sirens of Titan 050
Caribou @asimplecaribou.bsky.social · 05/06/2025"I don't know, but I've been told, Deirdre's got a network node. Likes to press that on off switch, dig that crazy Gaian witch. Spartans! Barracks, MARCH!" #SMAC 010
Caribou @asimplecaribou.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I'm ashamed to say, I'm in my 40s and just saw E.T. for the first time. A pack of kids evading adults/police on their bikes is so peak '80s childhood fantasy, I love it. #movies 140
Caribou @asimplecaribou.bsky.social · 15/05/2025I was sitting in a waiting room at the doctors office today and overheard an elderly woman say to her younger companion "Donald Trump has caused more abortions than Penn State fraternities" and I could barely keep it together. 041
Caribou @asimplecaribou.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Who's old enough to have signed a guest book on your friend's Geocities/AngelFire website that is probably still under construction to this day? 010
Caribou @asimplecaribou.bsky.social · 11/01/2025My parents just upgraded their phones for the first time in eight years and it's like the monkeys in 2001 A Space Odyssey finding the monolith. 000
Caribou @asimplecaribou.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Anyone else ever decide "eh, instead of cleaning this incredibly dirty and crusty baking pan I'll just buy one online and have it by tomorrow" or is it just me? 010
Caribou @asimplecaribou.bsky.social · 25/12/2024All my nieces and cousin's daughters are little blonde girls that are dressed in the same colors. This should be illegal! 000
Caribou @asimplecaribou.bsky.social · 25/12/2024Bought my nephew a "marble run" toy and my brother and I have been "helping him" play with it for 45 minutes. 120
Caribou @asimplecaribou.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Home Alone is superior to Home Alone 2. I will die on this hill. 000
Caribou @asimplecaribou.bsky.social · 22/12/2024The hands down best version of "A Christmas Carol" is the 1984 made for TV version starring George C. Scott as Scrooge. #achristmascarol #christmassmovies 120
Caribou @asimplecaribou.bsky.social · 20/12/2024Has anyone else looked up county property tax records to remember the name of that neighbor who introduced themselves to you years ago after which you promptly forgot? 000
Caribou @asimplecaribou.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Why is it so hard to put the rinse aid into the dishwasher? 000
