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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
this is sorta hard…
picture of discord chat:
user: it’s so bad
[picture of a burnt omurice, it is overcooked and brown with cracks]
user: ok…
[picture of a cut omurice, it is torn up and looks more like scrambled eggs than anything]
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
today I invited my friend to hangout, and upon pickup, being asked what we were doing today, I said ‘getting our flu and covid shots’. then we made soup, mulled wine, steamed eggs, avocado chocolate mousse, and gelatine. now we’re vaxxed and have food. yummy.
a picture of steamed eggs, soup, and mulled wine.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
got a crazy good pull today
Discord Screenshot:
User 1: infrastructure is important...
User 1: RNGdle 🎲 427426
🟧 ANOMALY • Top 3%

🟦🔗2 Consecutive Numbers
🟩🌌Meaning of Life
🟩🎶Rhyme
+11 more

"no, no, deep... a, close—"

56,573 EP
https://rngdle.com/

User2: dont talk to me until youve done your rngdle 
User 2: good
User 2: OH SHIT
User 2: TOP 3
User 1: top 3% finallyyyy
User 1: IKR
User 2: congratulations
User 1: ty
User 2: LOL THE POEM
User 1: lemme check my leaderboards
User 1: do u like it 😌
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
soupping it up
Screenshot of Discord chat:
User 1: Morning😍
User 2: good morning 😻😻
User 1: Ok im about rrady
User 2: yuhh ok
User 2: I am uhh souping it up gimmie a bit 😭😭
User 1: Yeye
User 1: Nws
User 1: Soup it up
User 2: soup 🤤🤤🤤
User 1: Mm🤤
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
there is too much liquid in my borscht. or maybe I don’t have enough stockpot.
a nearly overflowing pot of orange liquid.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was sent this post today by 2 different friends. I can’t believe it.
User 1: [sends Twitter post]
[Tweet: posted by Double Decker Couch Daily (@MelindaHar26399)
I think l've been out freaked on ao3
[image of ao3 tags: Open Chest Scene, Heart Exposed, Semen Inside Heart (yes really),] 😍
Me: LMAOO bro ur the second person to send me this today...
User 1: Im dead😭
Me: this is my response
[image of ao3 tags:
Relationship: Song Lan | Song Zichen/Xiao Xingchen/Xue Yang | Xue Chengmei
Additional Tags: Tender Wound Fucking, Wound Fucking, Wound Fingering, Canon Era, Alternate Universe - Canon]
Me: it's the sxx wound fucking fic 😻😻
User 1: Ofc you have a sxx equivalent😭
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
if he was so majestic would he be getting eaten… no match for me the humble fish… checkmate atheists…
giant candy shark with tail and head bitten off
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
waow…….. look at him…….
picture of unpackaged gummy shark. it is bigger than my hand.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
today I will be eatjng this giant gummy shark
picture of a packaged gummy shark. it is large and blue and white.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my roommate finally managed to throw out my old horrid chair 2 weeks ago actually
picture of Instagram dms:
user 1: [picture of a plastic swivel chair in the dumpster]
user 1: Your godawful chair is in thr dump now
me: let's gooo
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
wait I found a picture of when I was transporting it back home
picture of a limbless mannequin, upside down half covered in a white trash bag, on a park bench
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
well as you can see, it doesn’t have legs, as it was a display mannequin that I took from a store. I sorta just lean into the front like it’s a backrest from the floor, or I’ll put my feet up on its breasts. it’s ergonomic, in a way.
picture of a limbless mannequin sat on the floor.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
can’t help myself.
picture of a hand with nail polish on it. the fourth finger’s nail polish is picked clean, revealing a plain rough nail.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
breakfast/lunch plans. I will discover if food poisoning is in my future.
Discord screenshot:
I will clean up and make overnight oats yayyy I love overnight oats
although I may opt out of eating those if I wake up too late tomorrow in favour of testing out the suspicious cheese on top of the pasta
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ouugghghhh
discord screenshot: i hope they never talk about upholstering a couch again
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
got my nails done !! she also gave me a free hand cream afterwards yippie
picture of a hand with painted nails, a grey brown colour on the index and pinky, and the rest are red. the polish used has cat eye effect. picture of the previous hand holding a hand cream.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
he’s meeting other dolls… his own kind…. also the cats of the cat cafe
picture of song lan doll with my friend’s dolls. they are sat behind a cup of tea, chocolate shake, a boat of pudding and ice cream, and an egg omelette with a ketchup cat drawn on it and the words ‘papillon’ written on top. by it are also keychains of friend’s OC. friend’s dolls are as follows: a 10 cm doll with red eyes and brown curls, in a black plaid dress and hat. a smaller, maybe nui doll with yellow hair and blue eyes. her oc keychain has purple hair and a cute dress. picture of three cats. the one in the centre is black on top and white below. the one on the left is orange on top and white below. there is one in the background, mostly white with some orange, with a lacy pink collar around it.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
interesting
map of us that is titled mydialect — standard. the place in Nevada is coloured red, Florida orange. the highlighted places are Albuquerque, San Francisco, and Los Angeles. The east up area is all blue. Highlighted places are Portland, Boston, and New York. Screenshot of results:

Cities most & least like you
Interpolated from the nearest survey responses.

MOST SIMILAR
1. Albuquerque, NM (48%)
2. San Francisco, CA (48%)
3. Los Angeles, CA (47%)

LEAST SIMILAR
1. Boston, MA (42%)
2. New York, NY (42%)
3. Portland, ME (42%)
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
piss or smth idk
discord screenshot:
me: I be writing fic 😻😻 but idk what's going on in it LOL

user reply: Will u please please please let me read I would cry tears of joy
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
my fingers are stained blue. I cannot stress how bad this tasted. it was like every flavour. the whisky did not help. it combined in a bad way with the cotton candy brine. the texture was unlike any other. the takis and spaghetti disintegrated, leaving it with a grainy texture.
cotton candy pickle being cut. it is leaking blue. cotton candy pickle, cut. the slices are wrapped in fruit roll up. dark blue drink. out comes a candy spaghetti, dyed blue in the brine. cotton candy pickle and takis. it is wet.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
worst crap I’ve ever tasted
picture with a yellow tint, filters over it. in it contains a dark blue glass of liquid, where one can assume contains a pickle on a skewer, as well as takis, sour dust, spaghetti candy, fruit roll up, etc. vodka too. next to it is a wine glass of bright blue liquid. that would be pure cotton candy pickle brine. there is an attempt to dust takis on the rim of the wine glass, but it was largely unsuccessful. next to it is an old fashioned glass filled with blue liquid and a spherical ice cube. it is obviously a cotton candy pickle old fashioned. there is a toothpick that holds a red gushers on top of this glass. in the centre, there is a circular dish of sliced cotton candy pickle, gushers, blue takis, and candy spaghetti. on the left, lies two small forks. the background contains someone wearing a red dress with a large white collared shirt, white pearls, and a black ribbon. a close up shot of the previous picture. obvious yellow tint filter. a highball glass of dark blue liquid sits on the left side. in the centre sits a wine glass with blue liquid. the right side sits a old fashioned glass with blue liquid and round ice cube. in the centre sits two forks and a round dish, containing gushers, candy spaghetti, blue takis, and cotton candy pickle. cotton candy pickle is blue.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I got the same seat as the last time I flew back… what r the chances …
Screenshot of Discord chat:
me: bro ain’t no way I got this seat again LOL
me: picture of an airplane seat, with no seat in front of me, but instead a rectangular block with a tv on it. 
friend: Quit flying jetblue 💀
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
ottawa!!! his first farmers market and body of water…….. feat: jared
picture of song lan doll held in front of a farmers market stand selling vegetables such as carrots. there is a person with long wavy half bleached hair in the background, wearing jean shorts, black shirt, and a tote bag. it is sunny. song lan doll held in front of swim docksong lan doll being held by jared, wearing a black one piece swim suit and glasses with their hair tied back. beside them is their husband alex, in swim trunks and reflective goggles. he is holding a pink pool noodle towards jared. song lan doll sits on top of the pool noodle. the background is of a swim dock. it is sunny. three raspberry scones held together in a triangular shape.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
they called this a shepards pie as they put this in front of me. boo. I know what I ordered. look me in the eyes like my friend did to you when I made her order the chinese pie for me.
picture of some kind of beef? on top of corn and mashed potatoes, with a side of something red, like tomatoes ? known on the menu as pâté chinois. chinese pie with ketchup and mayonnaise on itchinese pie with ketchup, mayonnaise, and brown sugar on it.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
quebec !!! his first fireworks show…
song lan doll sat, surrounded by many other dolls of Canadian theming. next to song lan doll, there is a brown moose doll with a Canada sweatshirt on. there are lots of white bear dolls around it too with the words Canada near it. Probably some dogs and wolves dolls by it too. An assortment. song lan doll sat on top of the nose of a Pinocchio doll statue. picture of 4 sheep. 3 of the sheep are inside, facing away from the camera. one sheep is outside, in the sun, overexposed, staring inside. they are not the kind of sheep to produce wool. picture of song lan doll held in front of fireworks.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
northampton!!! feat: the zint
song lan doll in front of a campus quada urinal decorated with many decorative tiles. I think those are birds? it’s in black and white. song lan doll held in front of a pitcher planta person in a grey tank top and red flannel holding the song lan doll in front of their face within a restaurant.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
chicago !!! his first time in a big city …
song lan doll held in front of Chicago river. there is a tall reflective building and a ship in the background. song lan doll held behind a plate of greens and spatzleknodelsong lan doll held in front of a dark body of water. there are some lights, blurry, in the background. song lan doll held behind a plate of waffles. they are small waffles, covered in chocolate, marshmallow fluff, and dried strawberries in a puddle of syrup.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
iowa + ohio ? look man i have no idea how these photos are getting grouped.
song lan doll being held behind a small bowl of mac and cheese and crispsa car with the licence plate of ‘L0CK IN’ which reads like ‘LOCK IN’song lan doll being held in front of a cross walk painted with the intersex inclusive progressive pride flagpicture of a pub across the street named, in big white capital letters, ‘PWP’. Below it shows that it’s short for ‘Pizza Whirl Pub’
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
colorado + nebraska !! it was mainly driving + [redacted] with a treat at the end (kaden)
picture of a song lan doll folded in half in the corner of a car. behind it is a trailer that says ‘wolf pup’picture of a song lan doll with a bowl of mango, chicken, snap peas, lime, rice, and some kind of sauce next to it. there is a random black square in the middle of the picture. picture of song lan doll next to a classic puppet, with red hair and a plaid shirt. there is an old timey telephone next to it. they are on a bench. picture of song lan doll being held behind a jar of dessert with a hibiscus flower sitting on top of it.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
my online friends watching my location slowly creep towards them
Discord chat screenshot with the usernames redacted. 

User 1: Where are you flying from?
Me: I’m driving 😭😭😭
User 1: Wtffffff

Another user, separated by space: wtf u doing in utah
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
utahh feat sl’s first dirty soda… the kind of oversugared monstrosity xy would like …
picture of a Song Lan doll, held in front of the Bellagio sign in Las VegasPicture of the inside of a restaurant, warm toned. There is a picture of a horse and cowboy on the wall. The chairs are plaid and green, very cowboy vibe. Picture of a Song Lan doll held infront of a watermelon salad. The salad is shaped like a square. There are cucumbers and cheese crumbled on it. Song Lan doll with a Fiiz soda drink.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
should’ve done this on paper but I don’t own scissors to cut it out
picture of a piece of muslin with pencil marking depicting front of outer robes, sort of
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
just gonna drive in this general direction until I reach the east coast. if you are in this general direction and want to hang out lmk.
A picture of the States with a diagonal straight yellow arrow drawn from California to New Hampshire.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the clothes I got for him fit him mostly, save for his shoes
song lan doll in bulldog harnesssong lan doll in doggy outfit. it is green with primary colour buttons on it. the words ‘doggy’ is written on the top and pants. the pants are khaki green. there are dog shoes next to him, unworn. back of his doggy outfit. his pants are pulled down, revealing an embroidered bite mark.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
my ugly little boy 💓 has a bite mark on his ass …
song lan doll, now with blush. he has butter embroidery and heart on his torso. he has paw prints on his hands. song lan doll behind, with a bite mark on his ass.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
he’s so ugly…
song lan doll. he is misshapened.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
time to stuff him
deflated song lan doll.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
he’s sopping wet
picture of a deflated song lan doll, in water. there is lint everywhere.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
i am rushing and making mistakes but it’s ok idc
picture of a doll of song lan. he is deflated and covered in black lint. he has a butter and heart on his torso, and paws prints embroidered on his hands (and feet, not shown).
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
getting so tired I forgot about seam allowance,, I think tomorrow I can totally do it yeah… he needs a bath…
a mess of a doll. one can see pattern pieces scattered about. there is the front body of the doll, with the butter embroidery. an inside out head. the back of a doll, as well as the bottom of the doll feet can be seen. there is also a front hair pattern piece. the entire thing is covered in black lint.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
he’s so dirty…
an empty doll head is being held to the camera. his face is marred with black lint, which came from the fabric of his hair. he is very deflated.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
ALL THE EMBROIDERY IS DONE holy crap I’m gonna pass out
a piece of fabric with doll pattern drawn on it. there is an embroidered face, butter and heart, and 4 paw prints embroidered on the fabric.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
my embroidery is getting sloppier by the second… it’s ok…. yeah….. I’ll come up with a better design another day…
picture of embroidery hoop of a doll’s body. there is butter and a blue heart with fractals around it.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
THE FACE IS DONE
an embroidery hoop with a doll face on it. it is completely embroidered. the eyes are blue and the eyelashes are brown and red. there is a neutral expression.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
oughhhh I can’t see whateverrr one eye downnn (yes I did start getting lazy on my satin stitch and started rushing shh)
picture of embroidery hoop with doll face pattern drawn. an eye has been done embroidering. it is blue with red eyeliner. the other is not done yet.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I need to stop getting distracted
picture of doll face drawn on embroidery hoop. the right eyelashes are done being embroidered. the rest is not embroidered yet.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
alright guys. I went out and found someone selling stabiliser on facebook marketplace. we’re starting over. im just going to slam some coffee and knock it all out tonight. I want this thing DONE!!!
picture of an embroidery hoop with stabiliser on top of it. there is a doll face drawn on the stabiliser. no embroidery is on the fabric.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
friend gifted me a bunch of paw print toothbrushes cause I ran out a few months ago we’re soo back
picture of 5 toothbrushes, Colgate brand, bristles shaped like paw prints.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
back at it
picture of embroidery hoop with one doll eye done. the fabric is puckering.
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asild.bsky.social @asild.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
he’s still there
discord screenshot, user says:
somebody help me
I've been stuck in Denver purgatory for 6 hours
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