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Spicy Alien Meat

@ashyknuckles.blacksky.app
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Tell your dog I said 😤🏃🏾‍♀️

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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 3h
My cat cannot experience boredom. Once he’s bored, he lets the demons out. But other than that, perfectly normal and well behaved. But unforeseen idle time..
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 3h
I’m sorry but my mean ass cat is actually so adorable. Very villian. Very sinister. Very will knock your drink over then take a nap but like so cute
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meron thee siren 🧜🏽‍♀️ @meronunfiltered.com · 12h
I need to get my spark back
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 11h
It’s actually great when I suddenly do want a curated playlist of IG videos vs whatever slop the algorithm has and watch what people sent me over the month.
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 11h
I like filing IG messages bankruptcy. SPECIFICALLY when it’s memes and funny videos. Like let’s mark these as read and not stop feeling guilty about not responding to everything sent to you.
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 20h
Threads lowkey had a funny one today. They said you know Jesus was black because he washed his feet and legs. I want to be churchy turned ignorant black in every lifetime. The best of both worlds
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
Anyway I been waiting for my order for like 20 minutes. Im pressed to ask for a refund and just dip. Like… we are going to have to make some type of jail meal
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
So now I’m looking up fast food spots that are open that have chicken nuggets similar to McDonald’s. Because yes I will be defrosting some chicken and yes dry food is on the way but he’s hungry RIGHT NOW
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
Well considering I’m never really up at 4am, I didn’t know McDonald’s system resets between 3-4 at all locations. Plus that’s when breakfast starts. So I’m like whatever I’ll get breakfast but it just hits me that my cat doesn’t eat any of this shit
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
So I was not home and had this weird feeling something was wrong. Well my cat was at home with no food (the automatic feeder said it was successful but there was no food), a/c and fan were off (power issues) Ohhh zooming home. But I’m like lemme stop for nuggets
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026
Me and my bf were trying to remember the wrestler who said the n word. He named like 5 wrestlers. I was talking about hulk hogan. What’s going on with this sport
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
He was tickling my ear and making stupid noises. He wanted to be punched
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Anyways I went to punch my man and didn’t realize my dog was laying on him under the blanket. She’s a girls girl so she understood but boy… I almost changed my ways.
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Am I a mean gf or did you try to cuddle and increase our body temperature to the surface of the sun during a heat wave in LA?
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
I will not do so for an email spotlight
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
A first world recession indicator is that employee of the month or whatever corporate recognition program used to give cash or gift cards. I used to ass kiss and boot lick for a chance at that $500 gift card.
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
I wonder does Doja cat ever think about her pre fame wigs/hairline the way I think about her pre fame wigs
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
Yes the show adults is being forced down our throats. Yes the show is clearly scripted as if someone said “unbreakable kimmy Schmidt and new girl had a Gen Z baby”. So I am disgusted about how much I like it.
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
I am never wearing jeans to work again. Just tight and evil
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B. @missxbri.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Whole lotta fake ass snake ass back stabbing ass hating ass no money getting ass bitches!
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Sbooks @bemorelikeharper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Stop bringing private matters to a public forum if you don’t want public opinions. All of this is voluntary.
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
But I’m tired of people complaining that a show doesn’t cater exclusively to straight cis gendered black people. Like y’all been saying this for 15+ years of me being in the internet heavy.
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
To this day, I watch Scooby doo, psych, bobs burgers on a loop. I throw in Daria, Veronica mars, or a new movie when I want to feel something. But I’m at the point where I will just watch trailers and clips of new shows that aren’t interesting enough to me.
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
I don’t have to worry about a different world convos because I simply didn’t enjoy the way original show enough to remember half of the characters name
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026
I didn’t even take any photos of us at fogo de chao besides the birthday dessert. TOOOOOREEE THAT JOINT UP
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
I liked some of her songs. And the new songs are like parodies of her old music. But she’s the one releasing them?!?
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
The Taylor swift falloff truly didn’t have to happen. There was a distinct shift in her music where she became the loser everyone pronounced her to be. Like she leaned into it.
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
I just passed my probation period BUT I’m also quitting in a week lmao. So I’m trying to use my 40 hours of sick time in the next 56 hours of work.
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Apple Intelligence is back in my iMessages and I hate ittttt
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
That Nicole Kidman song makes me want to go out and show a lil skin
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Mr. Deal Closer @primelikedeion.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Bitched up and kissed the ring just to have the shows cancelled anyway lmaoooo
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LeBron James & Anthony Davis Share a Laugh
ALT: LeBron James & Anthony Davis Share a Laugh
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Some will say this is very embarrassing
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Kim Kimble keep trying to prove she does hair good and …. She’s not doing a great job.
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
I won’t be rage baited by caucasians today. But this is very on brand for them. Including the black shows that included.
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Y’all think I got the job
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
Sometimes I show people irl the posts I see on these apps and be like “this is some BS right” Because I can’t say it on here all the time. Just know I have thoughts.
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
I’m not arguing with someone who hasn’t had an oil change at all this year but has a gas car.
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
My coworker is having a panic attack because someone is asking her to mark her tasks in a shared project management system. She’s claiming it’s double work and on the verge of crying. WHAT RACE IS SHE YALL
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Cynthia Rose @stillcham.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
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Oprah Winfrey's Iconic Shrug
Alt: A cartoon of Oprah Winfrey's shrugging
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Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Like my dog likes to walk right next to you, do it right or give me my baby back
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Oof. Idk them and maybe it works. But I appreciate that my man helps me grab my bags and pets. But there are times when I grab everything right back if he isn’t “doing it right”
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Yes
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Like you can end up botched… and almost little to do to fix it without botching something else.
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
No shadeeee but whenever I feel like “taking the easy way” and getting plastic surgery, I remember this is a potential outcome. Not worth it.
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
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Best of My Love by The Emotions on Apple Music
Song · 1977 · Duration 3:40
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Those anime stickers in the back window are the new bumper stickers huh? Better for future car appraisals since it’s easier to take off
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
My first draft of a 90 day self “evaluation”. No cussing but I’m pretty much cussing everyone out
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
We must touch grass. I play RPG with romance in them but you can date the freaking toilet
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Spicy Alien Meat @ashyknuckles.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
I’m head hungry but not stomach hungry. Which is then worst hungry.
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