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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 2h

It’s copyrighted also. It’s a brand thing

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 2h

The crowd, as expected, went wild

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 5h

If you think I choose to be like this you’re wrong

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 5h

I hear digger is terrible which means I’ll see it at least three times at some point

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 6h

Oh I’m also wearing a necklace I made with my grandma’s brooch

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 7h

It’s hard to tell but the material is flowy and silver and has this gradient of material that shift into a sheer chiffon and I am, as I may state again, gagged

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 7h

Gagged over this new dress that makes me feel like a fairy

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 10h

Michael Tracy has been consistently on the wrong side of history for the entirety of his time online and “career” and I’m fairly certain there’s a part of him that not only knows that but likes it for some deranged reason

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 12h

“So anyway I says to the guy I says, bring me drink! And a mop!”

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 12h

Someone marches into the church yelling “IM NOT AFRAID”

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Anyway, if you’re reading this Mr. Tompkins, you are loved

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It’s so rare that someone is so funny that a short clip will make you laugh no matter what he’s saying

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I think @pftompkins.bsky.social is the only comedian I can name that has made me laugh every single time he’s every been either on screen or on a podcast. Maybe other than Conan O’brian

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I made this joke months ago but it’s still true

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I’m almost always just as or more confused as everyone else I’m just a really good actor

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Ya ever end up in a situation where you made yourself look too confident and now everyone thinks you know what’s going on?

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Still thinking about how I was Juliet for a day

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

ChatGPT? Thanks but I’d rather chat with my gp’s (guinea pigs)

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

They did these weird games and I found myself picking up my phone during them and well I suppose that’s why I’m doing this

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Took my adhd assessment test today and I think I did really bad which is confusing because I don’t know if that’s good or not?

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I love my therapist but she once canceled on me two weeks in a row during an extremely hard time. One day I too will follow this example

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I need constant and consistent information about everything at all times or I’ll need medical intervention

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I turn on all notifications on every app because if my brain has a single moment of silence I’ll pass away

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This will not resonate with a select few, but someone was blasting “mercy said no” out of their car window and I was instantly transported back to Friday youth group

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It was really embarrassing as it was satisfying because apparently afterward his date said “yeah I wouldn’t remember that guy either. He’s an a-hole”

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Once when I was working the door for a show in the LES, a guy and his date walk up and I do my usual “name?” And he just stares at me and says “I think we went out” and I was like “ohh yeah! I remember” then after a beat I painfully say “…name?”

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I think it’s dumb we pronounce colonel that way

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It rained but all in all, a good day (I’m so tired)

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A new friend and I designed a dress together and it turned out better than I could have ever imagined. I’m also so happy with how my hair and makeup turned out

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’ve always wondered. Is it just in case she reacts? Sometimes they just kind of laugh amongst themselves and their buddies. So, that’s not for the girl or them is it? Is it just for the other guys?

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Actual question for straight men if you know: what’s the point of saying something weird or flirty to a girl as she passes you on the the streets? No eye contact, no reaction, no response. What do they get out of that?

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Happy October yall. I get to dress up for the first time in forever

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It’s similar to the Harry Potter stuff tho that is less forgivable now. Just cus you liked something as a kid doesn’t mean it holds up and it’s fine to admit that

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Millennials are too kind to the Ever After movie. Yes, the costumes are iconic and it’s a good Cinderella adaptation but the dialogue is atrocious, accents terrible and the entire thing is so overdramatized and corny. I’m not sure why we can’t admit that as adults with a movie we loved as *children*

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Walking around the house repeating “when we come back, the parade of men begins. And some even come bearing gifts” increasingly more Chris Hansen like

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Throwing this in the rotation of all other intrusive thoughts

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Saw Stanley Tucci and a famous tiktoker in the same day and neither of them wanted to hang out :(

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Ash Gravestoneman 🎃 @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I mean I know people who got famous are tiktok who are on SNL now so it seems more legitimate than twitter ever did

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