iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Ashley @ashleysays.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/08/2026

[reads article about benefits of having several friends] Me: well thank goodness I do! Narrator: the friends are cats

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Ashley @ashleysays.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/08/2026

Sorry boss can’t make it to work. It’s too hot

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Ashley @ashleysays.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026

All I can think about is eating a salad. If this doesn’t prove my rebel personality, I don’t know what would

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Ashley @ashleysays.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026

I’m the most awakest I’ve ever been awake

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Ashley @ashleysays.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2026

It’s fucking August tomorrow. August

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Ashley @ashleysays.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/05/2026

I don’t know how to break it to you all but I have the softest cat in the world

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Ashley @ashleysays.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/05/2026

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs sounds kind of nice if you forgot your lunch at home or something

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Ashley @ashleysays.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/04/2026

It sucks when a big news story happens but you don’t talk to the person anymore who you used to talk to about it

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Ashley @ashleysays.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/04/2026

I found three chocolate bars from Christmas I was going to make cookies with and didn’t. They are now snack chocolate for meeeeee

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Ashley @ashleysays.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/03/2026

I bet all the versions of you in the multiverse are just as annoying

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Ashley @ashleysays.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/03/2026

I’m glad I have one extremely clingy cat because the other one just uses me a bridge to get somewhere else most of the time

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Ashley @ashleysays.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/03/2026

Still following after ghosting is quite the choice

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Ashley @ashleysays.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/03/2026

It’s cute the way you ruin everything

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Ashley @ashleysays.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/03/2026

I know I’m pretty annoying but just imagine if I was ugly annoying

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Ashley @ashleysays.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/02/2026

Eating so many hearts today A couple might be peanut butter

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Ashley @ashleysays.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/02/2026

It’s hard to know if I’m being mean because I like you or I’m being mean because I don’t like you Good luck

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Ashley @ashleysays.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/02/2026

I should be able to murder one person before my period starts

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Ashley @ashleysays.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/01/2026

Forgive this crazy ass voice and laugh but this was too funny

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Ashley @ashleysays.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/01/2026

My cat is trying to catsplain how feeding him works

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Ashley @ashleysays.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 27/01/2026

Anyone want to stage a coup for my life

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Ashley @ashleysays.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/01/2026

Life is not a highway. Hope this helps

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Ashley @ashleysays.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/01/2026

Not me searching the internet on how to watch Friday Night Dinner seasons 4 and 5 and getting sadder and sadder

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Ashley @ashleysays.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/01/2026

Ever want to say fuck you one more time to someone?

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Ashley @ashleysays.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/01/2026

Last night I woke up from a dream laughing and then choked on my own saliva. Could you imagine that death report

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Ashley @ashleysays.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/01/2026

I still think about you Mostly it’s ways to murder but still

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