assley titsdale @ashleypaigey.bsky.social · 06/02/2025hearing reports that it’s a 4 drinks no dinner kind of night 1130
assley titsdale @ashleypaigey.bsky.social · 30/01/2025ur soulmate is probably drunk and making pasta in her underwear at 11:30pm 4261
assley titsdale @ashleypaigey.bsky.social · 15/01/2025one thing about me is i’m going to drive around and cry 1171
assley titsdale @ashleypaigey.bsky.social · 12/01/2025bored and alone on a saturday night i’m about to crash out 170
assley titsdale @ashleypaigey.bsky.social · 11/01/2025naked eating ice cream w a heated blanket on this is what life’s all about 0200
assley titsdale @ashleypaigey.bsky.social · 04/01/2025i’ve been getting into this new hobby called thinking i’m really pretty and cool and wonderful 2192
assley titsdale @ashleypaigey.bsky.social · 16/12/2024does anyone know where i can get some attention around here? 1180
assley titsdale @ashleypaigey.bsky.social · 08/12/2024sitting on someone else’s couch playing video games wearing lingerie 1330
assley titsdale @ashleypaigey.bsky.social · 05/12/2024why didn’t anyone tell me getting involved w a coworker would end terribly 2120
assley titsdale @ashleypaigey.bsky.social · 05/12/2024if i don’t flirt with someone immediately im going to die 1221
assley titsdale @ashleypaigey.bsky.social · 04/12/2024do any hot girls wanna roast this guy for fun 0120
assley titsdale @ashleypaigey.bsky.social · 02/12/2024if anyone needs an angel for ur christmas tree i’m available 1140
assley titsdale @ashleypaigey.bsky.social · 29/11/2024what if i get insanely high and watch a christmas movie while eating all my leftover pie what then 0200
assley titsdale @ashleypaigey.bsky.social · 28/11/2024whose dick do i have to suck to get drafts on this app 03811
assley titsdale @ashleypaigey.bsky.social · 27/11/2024anyone need a girlfriend who is always just in bed minding her business 0320
assley titsdale @ashleypaigey.bsky.social · 25/11/2024doordashing one hug and one “it’s going to be okay” 0211
assley titsdale @ashleypaigey.bsky.social · 20/11/2024fumbling a pretty girl who eats ur ass is crazy 1290
assley titsdale @ashleypaigey.bsky.social · 18/11/2024can i come over and disappoint my therapist 0170
assley titsdale @ashleypaigey.bsky.social · 17/11/2024hey if we are mutuals on twitter and i haven’t followed you back pls lmk 6210
assley titsdale @ashleypaigey.bsky.social · 17/11/2024a diet coke and some dry humping would fix me right up 0364
assley titsdale @ashleypaigey.bsky.social · 15/11/2024this app needs drafts i have thoughts that need to marinate 1331
assley titsdale @ashleypaigey.bsky.social · 31/07/2023tell rosie she’s pretty or have a year of bad luck 2180
assley titsdale @ashleypaigey.bsky.social · 04/07/2023high and naked in bed eating a burrito and fellowship extended is on. nobody can tell me shit. 1200
assley titsdale @ashleypaigey.bsky.social · 02/07/2023wait no drafts? where are my thoughts supposed to go 1110