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@ashleyds.bsky.social
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Just a boy….standing in front of my screen….thinking of something clever to say Bald LA transplant Moderately awesome NYT games enjoyer, workout procrastinator, snark enthusiast.

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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I’m in Paris. I’ve never been, but initial impression was that it was a dirty shithole. But as I sit at this cafe, I think I may have been off in my assessment
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit is speaking into a microphone and says what up with that
Alt: Lindsay forever getting bumped from what’s up with that
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I don’t think he’ll even remember he said this by tomorrow.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Awfully hard to square the claims that ICE is focused on removing violent criminals that are so dangerous we can't let them be around with the fact that ICE tricks their targets by pretending to need help and waiting for neighborly types to respond by offering to help a stranger for free.
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Too spicy. Hard pass.
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Ive got a lil side hustle burning styrofoam in an open pit on the edge of some wetlands. It ain’t much, but it’s honest work.
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The fuckin’ AUDACITY
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Pumpkin Spice Luge.
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
TIL butt is a genital.
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Yeah but have you ever had really itchy hands.
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Time to retire, fella. You just ain’t it.
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Working weekend shifts supporting ICE.
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
“I thought if we both hated the same gays and trans people that me, an immigrant, would be ok”
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I’d call them spineless, gutless, dickless, heartless, brainless, feckless, and worthless.
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
TikTok is just 21st century version of AM radio and uhf tv and you can’t convince me otherwise.
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Hey there could be anything in that van. Even candy and puppies.
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
They can’t keep getting away with this.
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Yeaaaaaah I guess that’s a “nope” on the 2028 nomination. Take care gov’ner
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
We were hoping you knew what tf this all about.
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Holy shit. Way to frame fascism as the victims @washingtonpost.com you suck.
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Grab me a Mtn Dew Code Red at checkout please.
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Girl you had me at sleep.
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Is it weird that Putin made him fly like what, 6 hours (I don’t know how long the flight on AF1 from DC to Anchorage is) for a short meeting, and an emasculating press conference? Putin absolutely dickslapped potus.
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
The Titanic is sinking and they’re writing a strongly worded letter to the iceberg.
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
South Park. Funniest thing ever.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
So, will MAGA turn on South Park now that Matt and Trey just eviscerated their King and Daddy Donald Trump? Thursday is going to be wild. Just a terrible week for Trump...good.
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Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Holy shit. Tonight’s South Park episode is truly insane—and genuinely remarkable. Paramount bent the knee to Trump once. How’s that working out for you now? You really think he won’t come asking for more? Appeasing fascists doesn’t keep you safe—it marks you as an easy target. Learn your lesson.
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Afet...
m.youtube.com
The PSA contains synthetic media
YouTube video by South Park Studios
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
If there are things I don’t love, it’s utter shit takes like the shitty take you just took.
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Of many shit takes on social media, this is certainly one of them.
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
God, the dnc is just the weakest, spineless, most feckless organization right now. We deserve better representation.
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
The Denver Nuggets won.
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Song is short. Send her a life.
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
This Jokic kid might be good at basketball.
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
All of them
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I’m just here for the carbs and the generational trauma.
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
Hear me out: peanut m&m’s but with raisins
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
Plot twist all our sons are gay now
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 24/02/2024
Everybody knows Modesto is the best one
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
What if, and hear me out for a second, what if we call it….a Bic Lady Calzone
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
Disappointed I see nothing on when I should lather or rinse.
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
*deep sigh* welp….
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
Normalize responding to “I love you” with “Welp…”
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
I can’t tell you how many dates I’ve had end poorly because I was gruesomely bisected on the elevator ride up to my apartment. Sometimes I think I’m just destined to be unlucky in love.
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
This is how I knew to select the drink that was the most XTREME
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
All the flavor of drywall, none of the guilt
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
As a recent transplant to California I’d also like to update my status to ded
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
I just goosed someone in a gas station bathroom am I a gang leader now
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Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 07/02/2024
Hi qq: I joined this piece of the internet via code not more than 4 days ago can I be a Bluesky elder or nah
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