Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I’m in Paris. I’ve never been, but initial impression was that it was a dirty shithole. But as I sit at this cafe, I think I may have been off in my assessment 000
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 14/04/2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit is speaking into a microphone and says what up with thatAlt: Lindsay forever getting bumped from what’s up with that 120
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 10/04/2026I don’t think he’ll even remember he said this by tomorrow. 020
Reposted by Guy with a girls nameNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Awfully hard to square the claims that ICE is focused on removing violent criminals that are so dangerous we can't let them be around with the fact that ICE tricks their targets by pretending to need help and waiting for neighborly types to respond by offering to help a stranger for free. 332135767
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Ive got a lil side hustle burning styrofoam in an open pit on the edge of some wetlands. It ain’t much, but it’s honest work. 040
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Yeah but have you ever had really itchy hands. 040
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Time to retire, fella. You just ain’t it. 000
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 20/01/2026“I thought if we both hated the same gays and trans people that me, an immigrant, would be ok” 020
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 11/11/2025I’d call them spineless, gutless, dickless, heartless, brainless, feckless, and worthless. 1120
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 04/10/2025TikTok is just 21st century version of AM radio and uhf tv and you can’t convince me otherwise. 010
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Hey there could be anything in that van. Even candy and puppies. 010
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Yeaaaaaah I guess that’s a “nope” on the 2028 nomination. Take care gov’ner 000
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 02/09/2025We were hoping you knew what tf this all about. 010
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Holy shit. Way to frame fascism as the victims @washingtonpost.com you suck. 000
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Grab me a Mtn Dew Code Red at checkout please. 050
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Is it weird that Putin made him fly like what, 6 hours (I don’t know how long the flight on AF1 from DC to Anchorage is) for a short meeting, and an emasculating press conference? Putin absolutely dickslapped potus. 000
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 16/08/2025The Titanic is sinking and they’re writing a strongly worded letter to the iceberg. 000
Reposted by Guy with a girls nameWajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 24/07/2025So, will MAGA turn on South Park now that Matt and Trey just eviscerated their King and Daddy Donald Trump? Thursday is going to be wild. Just a terrible week for Trump...good. 1053148
Reposted by Guy with a girls nameEliza Orlins @elizaorlins.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Holy shit. Tonight’s South Park episode is truly insane—and genuinely remarkable. Paramount bent the knee to Trump once. How’s that working out for you now? You really think he won’t come asking for more? Appeasing fascists doesn’t keep you safe—it marks you as an easy target. Learn your lesson. 519828
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 24/07/2025m.youtube.com/watch?v=Afet...m.youtube.comThe PSA contains synthetic mediaYouTube video by South Park Studios 010
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 18/06/2025If there are things I don’t love, it’s utter shit takes like the shitty take you just took. 000
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Of many shit takes on social media, this is certainly one of them. 020
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 08/06/2025God, the dnc is just the weakest, spineless, most feckless organization right now. We deserve better representation. 010
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 08/03/2025This Jokic kid might be good at basketball. 010
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I’m just here for the carbs and the generational trauma. 000
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 24/02/2024Hear me out: peanut m&m’s but with raisins 000
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 12/02/2024What if, and hear me out for a second, what if we call it….a Bic Lady Calzone 110
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 10/02/2024Disappointed I see nothing on when I should lather or rinse. 000
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 10/02/2024Normalize responding to “I love you” with “Welp…” 0136
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 10/02/2024I can’t tell you how many dates I’ve had end poorly because I was gruesomely bisected on the elevator ride up to my apartment. Sometimes I think I’m just destined to be unlucky in love. 071
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 10/02/2024This is how I knew to select the drink that was the most XTREME 010
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 10/02/2024All the flavor of drywall, none of the guilt 010
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 07/02/2024As a recent transplant to California I’d also like to update my status to ded 000
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 07/02/2024I just goosed someone in a gas station bathroom am I a gang leader now 000
Guy with a girls name @ashleyds.bsky.social · 07/02/2024Hi qq: I joined this piece of the internet via code not more than 4 days ago can I be a Bluesky elder or nah 042