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Ashleigh

@ashleighbakke.bsky.social
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Swiftie | Nerdfighter | Academic AR > KS > OK > AR (forthcoming)

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Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Levi’s has gotten a lot of mileage out of the slant rhyme with /blue eyes/
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Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My hairdresser telling me I’ve done a good job (at growing my hair out) is exactly the type of unearned validation I’m looking for at an appointment like that
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Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Alignment charts are the highest form of comedy.
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Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
The most unrealistic thing about Legally Blonde is that everyone knew what room intern orientation is in
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Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I need the drivers behind me to know that I am also telling myself that I could’ve made that turn. And again. And yep I actually did have plenty of time there. And OH MY GOD why are you going now sorry sorry I’m so sorry!!
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Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I think we as a society have taken multi-factor authentication too far.
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Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I have a lot of work to do, but also I said something awkward ten years ago. Guess which of those two things my brain has decided to focus on today
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Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I realize I’m like 3 months late, but did anyone do this? Because I feel like it’s obvious but I haven’t seen it anywhere
The Drake hotline bling meme. The top right corner is a blank copy of the Drake hotline bling meme, which Drake says no to. The bottom right corner is the Kendrick Lamar Super Bowl meme, which Drake says yes to.
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Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I promise you are not prepared for the item description for the Sam’s club pepper grinder
A screenshot of the product description for the Member’s Mark Whole Black Peppercorn Grinder. The description fills the entire page and is shockingly detailed.
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Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Blown Away by Carrie Underwood really takes on a new meaning when you realize how much wind there is in Oklahoma. so. much. wind.
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Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Have the people developing clean energy ever tried harnessing the power of Women Supporting Women? That fuel burns clean and it burns bright 💫
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Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I don’t know much about hockey, so my main takeaway so far has been that the boards have different ads in the arena vs. on TV. The TV ones are superimposed, so the ads constantly change between the wide shots and closeups. It’s all I can think about. #4nations
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Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Ah, yes. The two activities:
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Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
The #p4a2025 chat has so many good one-liners. It moves too quickly to acknowledge them, but I love them all so much.
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Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Trying to get all my work done before #P4A2025 starts like
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a cat wearing a blue shirt is sitting in front of a laptop computer .
ALT: a cat wearing a blue shirt is sitting in front of a laptop computer .
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Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
This is the part where I have to remind myself that I’m not actually a Chiefs fan. I just don’t want Taylor Swift to be sad, she doesn’t deserve it
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Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Had to update my profile because I fully looked like a bot. Not a bot. Going to go reevaluate some things.
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Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
There is no rule that says you can’t add an extra bag of m&ms to your trail mix. Remember that.
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Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
POV: you made the jump to Bluesky but you don’t know anyone here so you’re just posting into the void
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a group of fish in plastic bags with the words now what written on the bottom
ALT: a group of fish in plastic bags with the words now what written on the bottom
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Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Once upon a time, the internet was a powerful tool that brought people together. For nightly games of HQ Trivia. I’ve been chasing that high ever since.
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