Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Levi’s has gotten a lot of mileage out of the slant rhyme with /blue eyes/ 000
Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 11/08/2026My hairdresser telling me I’ve done a good job (at growing my hair out) is exactly the type of unearned validation I’m looking for at an appointment like that 000
Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 25/03/2026The most unrealistic thing about Legally Blonde is that everyone knew what room intern orientation is in 000
Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 21/06/2025I need the drivers behind me to know that I am also telling myself that I could’ve made that turn. And again. And yep I actually did have plenty of time there. And OH MY GOD why are you going now sorry sorry I’m so sorry!! 000
Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 29/04/2025I think we as a society have taken multi-factor authentication too far. 000
Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 07/04/2025I have a lot of work to do, but also I said something awkward ten years ago. Guess which of those two things my brain has decided to focus on today 000
Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 07/04/2025I realize I’m like 3 months late, but did anyone do this? Because I feel like it’s obvious but I haven’t seen it anywhere 000
Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 07/04/2025I promise you are not prepared for the item description for the Sam’s club pepper grinder 000
Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Blown Away by Carrie Underwood really takes on a new meaning when you realize how much wind there is in Oklahoma. so. much. wind. 000
Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Have the people developing clean energy ever tried harnessing the power of Women Supporting Women? That fuel burns clean and it burns bright 💫 000
Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 21/02/2025I don’t know much about hockey, so my main takeaway so far has been that the boards have different ads in the arena vs. on TV. The TV ones are superimposed, so the ads constantly change between the wide shots and closeups. It’s all I can think about. #4nations 100
Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 16/02/2025The #p4a2025 chat has so many good one-liners. It moves too quickly to acknowledge them, but I love them all so much. 050
Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Trying to get all my work done before #P4A2025 starts likemedia.tenor.coma cat wearing a blue shirt is sitting in front of a laptop computer .ALT: a cat wearing a blue shirt is sitting in front of a laptop computer . 061
Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 10/02/2025This is the part where I have to remind myself that I’m not actually a Chiefs fan. I just don’t want Taylor Swift to be sad, she doesn’t deserve it 030
Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Had to update my profile because I fully looked like a bot. Not a bot. Going to go reevaluate some things. 000
Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 05/02/2025There is no rule that says you can’t add an extra bag of m&ms to your trail mix. Remember that. 000
Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 27/01/2025POV: you made the jump to Bluesky but you don’t know anyone here so you’re just posting into the voidmedia.tenor.coma group of fish in plastic bags with the words now what written on the bottomALT: a group of fish in plastic bags with the words now what written on the bottom 000
Ashleigh @ashleighbakke.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Once upon a time, the internet was a powerful tool that brought people together. For nightly games of HQ Trivia. I’ve been chasing that high ever since. 130