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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i’ve been struggling lately and needing to cancel a dentist appointment, but i’m too anxious to make the phone call :/ thankfully they called ME this morning and it’s done!!!! life hack just procrastinate!!! feeling very blessed
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
your id expiring on your birthday should be a crime wtf
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
birthday week!!!! homegoods and b&n and in-n-out!!!
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cece 🧸 @realitycece.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
men take up too much space bitch MOVE
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have BEEF with this one specific bookish ai scammer and randomly tagged one of their latest marks with the proof that their commission was ai and they BELIEVED ME. new friend!
jb be prayin
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
dropped a full grinder on the GROUND, OUTSIDE. moment of silence for me. please.
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
and fuck kamu
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i’m drunk but this pokopia update is so beautiful and freeing, I never want to go back to the mainland again
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
i ate 2 measuring cups of ranch in 2 days and almost made more, i need mental hopital. ranch rehabilitation.
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
are we allowed to eat bagged spinach???? i crave the leafs
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
my hairstylist told me “they make COMICALLY large claw clips for people with thick hair, and even those wouldn’t work on you!” like actually thank you for justifying my inability to use these things because i thought it was a personal failure
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SimGuruChenbot @simguruchenbot.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Barrett 🤔 are you playing me? ☹ #bb28
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
i’ve actually never followed an islander outside of the villa but brinity? that’s my mom and dad that i’m older than, i’m up in their insta stories. wwdt
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
volunteering at a fabric store today, wish me luck!!! 🤞🤞
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
i found a female alt stylist who specializes in low maintenance cuts on thick wavy hair 20 minutes from my house…. dreams literally do come true
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
PHEW i finally thought of a good anniversary gift to order, therefore absolving me of having to craft something lol
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cece 🧸 @realitycece.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
😭😭😭
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
getting married really was worth always having someone to tag in instagram giveaways
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
found a racist comment on a local page and absolutely found and contacted their employer (they work adjacent to kids!!!) i’m doing my part
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
erinschwann › • Love Island USA threads

“trinity having to choose at the fire pit” and a pic of ugly justin beiber and paul blart mall cop
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
this seems like such a small win but I wore a silk bonnet through the night without it falling off!!!!! AND my hair oil actually worked i’m SO RELIEVED
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
first day threading a sewing machine on my own!! gay frog hat before and after!!!
green frog hat on me in like 2021 (wearing a mask) (that i lost and regret)rainbow thread spools and lines of embroidery on the green hatflat gay frog hat
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
i’ve been jump scared by those little jumping spiders every day this week. yesterday one jumped onto my sewing machine needle????? we need BOUNDARIES
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
bf who watches love island with u is great until he’s busy at 6pm. then? not so nice
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
love island daily isnt enough i need LIVE. FEEDS.
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
curse the west coast
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
shoutout to the beautiful genius that scheduled my dentist appointment at 1pm instead of 8am for literally no reason like i did last time
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
got a little too honest with my body shape and posture in paralives and now i’m just mad
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
finished my first brandon sanderson book!!! only 9008 hours to go :)
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
@padres.com turn off the fucking organ music i’ll kms
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
FUCK the dodgers!!!!! lets go miller!!!! that game had me heated af
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
2nd day sewing!!! i eyeballed a pattern for a bouquet holder 💐 it’s just made of muslin for now :)
blue ironing board with 3 strips of muslin sewing supplies on a cutting tablemuslin flower sling modeled on me
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
also fun fact I just ran into my evil abusive exs dad and I shook his hand and told him to have a good day and bro did not recognize me 😭 good reminder that it’s been almost 10 years omg
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
sitting next to someone who graduated from my high school 5 years after me and he fr said DAMN when we said 2013 😭 ok kevin hart
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
my dad has been reaching out to me by sending facebook reels and how do I tell him that 1) it’s ai dogs and 2) I don’t want to see that but 3) I appreciate the gesture
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
got day drunk and ate lunchables and played baseball in the park, things are pretty alright
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
i love to drink exactly one beer and need a nap immediately
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
nikki doesnt work on ps5 AGAIN because they don’t see us at people <3 fighting fits are stupid anyway!!!
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
oh fuck they made nikki hot next patch i gotta actually log on
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
happy 4/20 💚
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
tomodachi life is just fuckass madlibs and i love it
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
need my parents on my location tracker i’m tired of texting “wya” like a high schooler
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
oh my god I think I figured out which ingredient i’m allergic to in toothpaste FINALLLY AHHH??? stannous flouride is TIN?? METAL???
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
THEY’RE HOME!!!!!!
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
he sensed this telepathically and took me to mcds unprompted an hour later, balance restored
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
realizing my boss was literally evil and intentionally stealing wages instead of some nice ceramic lady lol!!!! fuck you lissette
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
he said “we have food at home” and not “lets get mcdonalds” and i’m legit pissed 🫥
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
my neighborhood kids do a chalk easter egg hunt every year i love it
bee egg
taco bell eggbaby eggpoop egg
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
who is hunky dory???
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ashie @ashieyaps.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
just got fired on april fools lol
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