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Ashelm Blackthorne

@ashelmb.bsky.social
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www.twtich.tv/ashelm_blackthorne Timeless Guardian, Fighting Spirit Incarnate, and Sarcastic Asshole. Not to anyone's surprise. MDNI 🔞

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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I thought we were still talking about the 2 wolves inside you
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Right right right right
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Still here huh?
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Oh... we're supposed to POST to social media..? Weird...
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
My bad, thought you wanted to be isekai'd
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hey guys, the short of it is, I've got some friends in dire straits and they're in need of cash. So I'm streaming tonight @ 630cst and tomorrow night @ 730cst. Any donations I'll be throwing straight at them. Only donate if you are WILLING AND ABLE!! www.twitch.tv/ashelm_blackthorne
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A timeless guardian and fighter on the frontline, helping those who have the resolve to charge headlong into the fray. Business Email: ashelmblackthorne@outlook.com
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
#huntshowdown
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
How many times do we have to say it Jmartin?! You're art is worth so much more than that!! Respect yourself and your work godammit!!!
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Godammit @xacu66vulpraak.bsky.social you sly sonofabitch, thank you and you too @jmartin0132.bsky.social for the amazing birthday gift
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Male Co-worker: (jokingly) Will you be my daddy? Me: I don't have room for more disappointment in my life, thanks.
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Oh shit right *steps up to the mic* Ahem......there is DnD tonight!! We'll see ya at 6pm CST for more trauma horror and death! www.twitch.tv/ashelm_blackthorne
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Don't hang out too often, but you're a pretty chill dude,and the retro synthwave style is definitely a vibe
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I shall watch silently as always
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
...
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
static-cdn.jtvnw.net/recap-sharea... Huh, neat.
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Look, we've had all of like...2 good fights in that game, how am I supposed to satiate this bloodlust when im trying not be an asshole?
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I love how everytime I play ARC with friends, its shoot on sight! But then @xacu66vulpraak.bsky.social comes along and everyone just pops their heads around the corner like "heeeeyyy, you guys good? Need anything..?" Like where to were you all when I was carrying 2 vulcanos in my pack?
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
You sure about that? You seem to be "goblin" tomatoes just fine
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
It's pretty cheesy how much the sauce material plays up how this dragon is "crust the best!"
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Your high self-esteem
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Not sure if thats healthy or even the best way to go about it. But it does help me put it into perspective sometimes. Other times it leads to "conversations" which will often end in an answer. Is it always the answer I want? No. But its better than nothing, or thats how I feel.
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
You know...as I've been wanting to fall back into old habits lately, and telling myself not to, something on my shoulder has been saying "it doesn't matter, so who cares?" And lately the best way I've been combating that is to sit down and ask questions like "if nobody cares, then why do you?"
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Ah...that nostalgic feeling of wanting to disappear..I'd almost forgotten.
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Alright here we go @samgularity.bsky.social and I are heading into the bayou to deal with all of the creepy crawlies, starting now at www.twitch.tv/ashelm_blackthorne
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Oh yeah, i forgot to post this, thanks again @jmartin0132.bsky.social for taking the time, and also finally fulfilling the promised "Ashless Chaps" sorry this took so long!
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Batsy @lebats.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Hey @huntshowdown.com WHERE are my Nagant Precision skins?? No skins since release is CRIMINAL. Give us a new skin, and my life is yours! Signed, a cultured Nagant Precision Hunter
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Anytime you and I are available
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
You did buy it for me so long ago, we just never set up a time to play
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
@730 pm CSt
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Late tonight and tomorrow are gonna be so full if getting shit done...I think...I hope...maybe...
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Yo! Gues what?! DnD is back this Friday, we'll be starting with some new players that will surely add a lovely or terrible little spin on things thay you're sure to enjoy! We'll? See you there?
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
You know.....some days... @kiwithepiratevt.bsky.social
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
....bro..
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Hey all! I'm just gonna make a post here before my discord buuuuut- I'm looking to update my #Hunt:Showdown roster. If anyone would like to join me and my friend @kiwithepiratevt.bsky.social on Sundays at Noon CST, let me know and I'll do some homework, for those that want to stay on, just say so!
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
That's crazy considering how big of a bottom you are
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
*pops into a group chat with @misskatoniktv.bsky.social and @akintia.bsky.social * *sings my idea for her bards song for our DnD campaign* Misskatonik: HE CAN SING?! WTF??!! THAT'S SO CURSED!!!!!!
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
For those who don't know, we stream this every other week on twitch, feel free to come join the fun at twitch.tv/ashelm_blackthorne
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Last night was a good time. Everyone was having fun what with the personality swaps and friendly fire, but what did Aetius find in that book? Will they find what they are looking for in this library? And what consequences wait in the wings of new powers? Find out next time in; Tithes of Madness!
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Well...I was gonna stream more Lies of P today...but since my capture card is fried, looks like I'm just chillin
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Starting at Noon CST
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Trying to learn to play #HuntShowdown? Feel like you just aren't understanding some of the core mechanics, leaving you losing money and getting decimated round after round? Well, look no further as I will be teaching @kardel.bsky.social w/ @kiwithepiratevt.bsky.social on twitch.tv/ashelm_blackthorne
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Brother, get some rest, take a day to take it easy. It'll be ok.
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
People will hate for literally any reason huh?
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Dayum
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
It's a "Will Save" kinda day
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Eggs Benedict if you got it
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Why? What'd the food do to you?
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
So after playing a few space games I've found myself wondering; What would a sci-fi version of Ashelm look like?
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Ashelm Blackthorne @ashelmb.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Sooo-
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