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Ash the cat

@ashdct.bsky.social
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Newly minted political vagabond. Noped by jesus. "Democracy Dies in Dumbness" 🇭🇲🇬🇧

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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lol top two trending are Conor McGregor and Lindsay Graham. So basically eat shit and die 😂.
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Me: Honey wake up, spacex is crashing. Honey: you're going to have to be more specific.
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Schrodinger's trillionaire
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Gameshow host to GOP senators: "you have two shit sandwiches in the Iran deal and the J6 slush fund, would you like those as appetisers or suppositories?"
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
His post makes more sense (and alarm) if you consider that he's talking about the USA here and not Iran....
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Lol, he's inadvertently shown the justices that he's a wet squib.
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The Contrarian @contrariannews.org · 01/04/2026
Trump is the first sitting president in U.S. history to attend Supreme Court oral arguments. The case? His own executive order to end birthright citizenship. What's even more interesting? No one acknowledged his presence. Not the justices. Not the audience. He just... sat there.
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
It's wild that all the twats currently causing most of the world's drama would fit in a single mid size sedan.
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I'm convinced he's so aggrieved by the "theft" of the 2020 election that "robbed" him of a 21 to 25 presidency because he's been told he's not going to survive this one.
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I'm so tired.
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
More Carney less Rutte.
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I've been living Africa for the last while and it pains me to say that there is a very sharp correlation to engagement on bluesy with being here vs using a vpn. That's pretty sad.
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
So trump wants to fuck defenceless people on another island you say?
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Next time you feel like failure, console yourself in the fact that there is always a bigger failure.
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
All I can say about all these maga fucks is, cardio vascular disease owes us our mother fucking money back.
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Spare a thought for trump's dementia, it's basically starving.
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I feel like this masterpiece has (re)discovered it's time and purpose... It informs us all. youtu.be/tbkOZTSvrHs?...
youtu.be
John Farnham - You're the Voice
YouTube video by JohnFarnhamVEVO
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I wonder if anyone has told Oprah yet that all this crazy batshittery will one day be found by historians to have its genesis with her promotion of weirdo creeps who spew'd forth their bile to start this set this whole shit toboggan in motion?
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Vaxxed?
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Grok did it...
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Lolz
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Stop calling them conservatives. That word arises from conserve, which is the opposite to what they're doing, which is just setting fire to shit they don't like and/or comprehend. There's a much better word for that, extremists.
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
What the tech bros are foisting on us in the name of 'AI' is just the goddamned cornballer.
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
He's talking about his dick again.
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
If you fight for it, we will come.
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
And say it we shall.
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
So this may be a 25th amendment play. JD and musk have decided it's time and musk is goading trump into a major misstep whereupon JD will, with the votes already bought on the cabinet, invoke the 25th. And they might even pull it off.
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
This might have been fun to watch if musk was not a complete coward with the fortitude of chronic diarrhea.
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Airbus could order 1 airliner from Boeing and set fire to it to rectify this tiny deficit.
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
If I had a pet owl I'd name it weird owl jankovic.
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Looks this might be great...if Qatar tell us one day soon that they've got him trapped on that plane that is under their control and where do we want them to send it.
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Approve of this kind of energy. It's the only way.
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Scott Bessent: "is that the bus I hear warming up sir?"
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I'm convinced he thinks dolls and dildos are the same thing.
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
He's basically a test run for for the world of it being held hostage by a malevolent (but rather dim) AI.
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
How on earth will historians even begin to try and tell the tale of what's happening right now with a strait face?
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
In a just world a "Hegseth" would now be the new Scaramucci...
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Bill K - NO DEATH PENALTY @really-mad.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
My heart is very heavy as I write this. I come from a long line of military service. I lost 2 uncles in WWII - one on Iwo Jima, and one shot down over Germany. My father lost a leg. My mother was a nurse. When I turned 18, I volunteered for the US Air Force, and went to Vietnam. Bear with me. 1/x
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
😂😂😂😂🤦
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Someone's active 😎
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
His natural destiny is ultimately to be the first FBI director to be convicted.
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I suspect that after step 2 trump will not only abandon Ukraine, but will actively punish them for refusing his 'wonderful' deal.
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Rage is an emotion discouraged in polite company, but it evolved over millennia for a good reason and it has its ripe season. That has now arrived I fear, but rage must now follow its path, or all is lost.
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
How come we never hear from anyone from musk's childhood? Surely he had at least one school friend?
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
He's so used to the vast majority of people hating him with a passion that he thinks it's like that for everyone.
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I fear our friend the United States in grave peril right now. Something needs to be done about what musk and his incel patsy's are doing in addition to the ravings of the mad tangerine pussbag. But be warned, he is absolutely dying to use the insurrection act and will use any ridiculous excuse. 1/
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
😭
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I find it interesting that the targets of trump's land grabs (Canada / Greenland) are both officially headed by European kings. Do you think he even knows this or is there more to it?
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Scott Jennings is why the word 'Backpfeifengesicht' exists.
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Ash the cat @ashdct.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
In light of meta's current douchery, I propose creating an HD long format video of actual paint drying and that Facebook users upload this vid to their profiles once per day. Don't post, engage or anything else on there, just upload the giant paint vid for them to host at their expense. Repeatedly.
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