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asebi @asebi.moe · 04/10/2026
we're so back!!
picture taken in a theater. screen is displaying "jet lag: japanorama"
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asebi @asebi.moe · 28/09/2026
why is hishi miracle eating scran
a cropped frame of umamusume beginning of a new era. hishi miracle is seen in the racecourse stands, eating a gross-looking pizza and holding a cardboard pizza box. the pizza has two semi-circle shaped pieces of pepperoni, despite being an entire slice, and not enough cheese to reach the edges of the slice.
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asebi @asebi.moe · 16/09/2026
"im a bit low on carats, ig i'll just do one 10-pull this banner--"
a screenshot of umamusume showing unlocking nakayama festa
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asebi @asebi.moe · 15/09/2026
the same edited image as above, but the image is flipped such that narita brian has the ear accessory on the correct ear
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asebi @asebi.moe · 15/09/2026
screenshot of edited bluesky post:

poster: "zoe tunnel, from comics" (zoewithasword.bsky.social)

"Absolutely losing it over this lady who appears to run a business of "lay on a massage bed as I stand over you with a horse nearby" DEEP EMOTIONAL THERAPY and advertises it with phrases like

YOU CAN HIDE FROM A HUMAN. YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM A HORSE.

AS PREY ANIMALS, HORSES READ TRUTH BEFORE WORDS."

image attached to post (edited alt text from original post):
A woowoo white lady standing over amother white lady in a horse pen while narita brian, the character from umamusume, is nearby looking vaguely concerned
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asebi @asebi.moe · 15/09/2026
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asebi @asebi.moe · 12/09/2026
fried shrimp dinner. tried to clone a dish at a restaurant i really like. def turned out VERY different, but still yummy
bowl of deep-fried shrimp topped with scallions over rice, alongside bowl of edamame
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asebi @asebi.moe · 09/09/2026
wooooooo happy cirno day!!
screenshot of the touhou 6 remake. cirno is on screen, with the line "when you get lost, its because of fairies"
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asebi @asebi.moe · 09/09/2026
woaahhh...it looks so...new ^ guy who has only played touhous 6, 9, and 10 (and has only (sorta) completed 9)
screenshot of title screen for "touhou koumakyou the embodiment of scarlet devil new classic". white and pink-ish gradident background, with a picture of reimu
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asebi @asebi.moe · 09/09/2026
i did risk it all to buy the "uninitialized" bundle with apparently 0 included items. but it worked? i was able to change it from gift to my own purchase and it worked?
screenshot of steam on the touhou 6 remake storefront page:
"buy uninitialized bundle. collection complete! 0 of 0 items from this collection are already in your library. purchase as a gift"
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asebi @asebi.moe · 09/09/2026
lets goooooooo im so excited (im so bad at touhou games)
screenshot of steam library, showing "touhou koumakyou the embodiment of scarlet devil new classic" finishing installing. alongside are the classic version and the soundtrack
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asebi @asebi.moe · 08/09/2026
leftover ratatouille sandwich on homemade bread bread cut up my mouth eating this. worth it tho
a picture of a sandwich. the vidible contents are roasted squash, zucchini, and onions. the bread is very crusty
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asebi @asebi.moe · 08/09/2026
a color inverted picture of the character no reason from umamusume
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asebi @asebi.moe · 02/09/2026
screenshot of steam storefront page for the bible:

is this game relevant to you?

similar to games you've played: big walk, esoteric ebb

user reviews: very positive
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asebi @asebi.moe · 29/08/2026
goya champuru
a picture of goya champuru, a dish consisting of stir fried tofu, bitter melon, egg, and pork belly / bacon, served over rice
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asebi @asebi.moe · 28/08/2026
the lines are def a lot less clean zoomed in, haha. a lot of smaller, straigher lines (and a ton of undo-ing) bc that's what i could reasonably do with a mouse been casually pencil sketching for maybe 3-ish years now? also tried starting "drawabox" but its taken over a year for barely any progress
zoomed in picture of meisho doto's hair and shirt. lines are pretty sketchy
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asebi @asebi.moe · 28/08/2026
dotobrain
drawing of meisho doto from umamusume in kasane teto's birdbrain outfit. she is sitting on grass, knees up, arms wrapped around her legs
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asebi @asebi.moe · 24/08/2026
fascinated by this (google-translated) jp forum post about if overseas uma fans will resonate with aston machan's story. cultural barriers are so interesting lol bbs.animanch.com/board/726133...
screenshot of a forum post: "From a Christian perspective, who wouldn't love someone who, after incurring God's wrath and nearly disappearing from the world, is brought back into the world through sheer willpower, determination, and love?"

original text: "キリスト教的解釈すると神の怒りに触れ世界から消えかけた相手を気合いと根性と愛とで世界に引き戻すなんて嫌いなヤツおらんじゃろ"
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asebi @asebi.moe · 24/08/2026
im coming to the horrifying realization that umamusume are better at training themselves that i am at training them.
screenshot of umamusume career results screen:

new scenario record! rating 18448
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asebi @asebi.moe · 17/08/2026
go, my independently trained special week army
a screenshot of umamusume, completely full of special week veteran umamusume
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asebi @asebi.moe · 12/08/2026
i am. apparently very undetermined.
MY SOUL: KINDNESS (GREEN)
"No matter how many times I got hurt, I never let that make me cruel."

KINDNESS       74%
INTEGRITY      71%
JUSTICE        71%
BRAVERY        59%
PERSEVERANCE   29%
PATIENCE       28%
DETERMINATION  25%
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asebi @asebi.moe · 27/07/2026
lrt this screenshot was my initial take watching the odyssey last week. ive never felt more vindicated in my life
chat message sent by me on july 19:
the odyssey is a movie that wants to preach about emotional vulnerability and empathy, but it cant do that without making odysseus the Coolest Guy. look at how cool he is killing all these people hes So Cool!
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asebi @asebi.moe · 26/07/2026
chat i am NOT paying $60 for the vodka acrylic charm wth
picture of a vodka umamusume acrylic charm at book-off. it is 60 usd. djjdjskkajshhdgwhjedh
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asebi @asebi.moe · 26/07/2026
"sissel" #deliciousindungeonla
About Ryoko Kui and her short story collections

Q: I imagine you're getting a lot of feedback from readers outside Japan as well. Has there been anything that made you happy, struck you as unexpected, or stayed with you?

A: When playing foreign games in translation, I sometimes thought "Why the heck did they translate it like that?!" Now that my work is being translated, I know that some things can't be helped, sometimes there's just no end to it, and some things don't actually matter all that much to the creator. It's been very informative.
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asebi @asebi.moe · 20/07/2026
ok actually wtf
an umamusume pull result with 3-star mejiro mcqueen summer outfit.
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asebi @asebi.moe · 18/07/2026
ANYONE BUT COPANO RICKEY IG
screenshot of umamusume 10 pull results. two 3-stars were pulled, bamboo memory and mihono bourbon
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asebi @asebi.moe · 17/07/2026
screenshot of youtube premiere waiting room for "streetcat ft. nekomura iroha" by flavor foley. there are exactly 67 minutes before the premiere starts
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asebi @asebi.moe · 15/07/2026
aqua deltarune or smth idk
a picture of the quaver unbeatable plush, in front of my bookshelfanother picture of the quaver unbeatable plush, this time on my tv stand
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asebi @asebi.moe · 13/07/2026
am i crazy or does flower man literally have parts of gerson's theme in it
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asebi @asebi.moe · 10/07/2026
umamusume releases their ramen scenario in japan -> everyone makes ramen shop uma fanart -> i begin to crave jiro ramen -> i eat jiro ramen -> there is way too much salt in my body but i am happy
bowl of jiro ramen (pork ramen with shoyu tare, topped with bean sprouts, cabbage, chashu, pork fat, and garlic)
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asebi @asebi.moe · 08/07/2026
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
picture of chunithm score screen, with a score of 1,005,000 (SS+) on the map "laur - the devil incarnate", difficulty expert 14.

(also it was my first time playing this level and ive never scored SS or higher on anything harder than 12+ before)
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asebi @asebi.moe · 04/07/2026
imagine a burger
picture of a cheeseburger. in the background is a drawing (by ashleyloob) of oguri cap eating a burger and thinking about food-related minion memes
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asebi @asebi.moe · 02/07/2026
theyre adding ai to my kinoko no yama????????
picture of a box of kinoko no yama. on it, is an ad for an ai tool to determine if you like kinokonoyama or takenoko no sato more
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asebi @asebi.moe · 15/06/2026
just checked our quiz design spreadsheet and here's the list (boilingocean designed this question iirc so he'd be able to justify why each was put there) fyi, the big five questions should have by far the largest effect on final result--the other questions are moreso designed to be tiebreakers
screenshot of google sheets showing a block of cells. the header is "House of Leaves" and below the header are items: "Nice Nature", "Admire Vega", "Narita Brian", "Dream Journey", "Transcend", "Red Desire", "Narita Taishin"
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asebi @asebi.moe · 11/06/2026
but why tho
screenshot of youtube app with text:

"Say hello to direct messaging on YouTube -- Now you can send and reply to videos without leaving the app. Prople who open your links can see and message your channel."
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asebi @asebi.moe · 09/06/2026
WE HAVE A BIG WALK RELEASE DATE LETS GOOOOO IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GAME FOR YEARS
nintendo direct screenshot depicting the game "big walk" releasing august 4, 2026
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asebi @asebi.moe · 25/05/2026
i get that it makes business sense to avoid using a third-party api for translation, but holy bluesky's on-device translation is unusable (at least for japanese)
screenshot of bluesky application from user "厶ー" (mumumer.bsky.social)

the post, in japanese:
Steamやるとき箱コンの反応悪い時があって、パッド買い替えようかと思ってるんだけどどれが良いかな〜
今わりとサードパーティ製も充実してるからなかなか迷う

bluesky's translation:
STEAM When I do a case of the box of the box, I'm thinking of buying a pad, but I wonder why it is good now, so I'm worried about the third partyscreenshot of the previous post's japanese text pasted into google translate.

google's translation:
Sometimes my Xbox controller is unresponsive when playing Steam games, so I'm thinking of buying a new one, but I'm not sure which one to get. There are quite a few good third-party options available now, so it's hard to choose.
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asebi @asebi.moe · 22/05/2026
my mom wore nearly exactly this outfit today
agnes tachyon, from umamusume, wearing her casual outfit, a purple blouse (i think? idk clothes) and black pants
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asebi @asebi.moe · 17/05/2026
my cm team is so
a screenshot of umamusume showing characters narita brian, symboli rudolf, and vodka with ranks a+, s, and s, respectfully. it spells ass.
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asebi @asebi.moe · 15/05/2026
wait whats wrong with it
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asebi @asebi.moe · 08/05/2026
oops i forgot to mark the end of the thread lmao. yup, that's all! take this poorly drawn sticky note sketch i did of air shakur
a low quality sketch of air shakur raging at a laptop, on a sticky note
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asebi @asebi.moe · 08/05/2026
less important side note: for the daily game, the answer is literally sent to you when you load the page, so uh, maybe dont look at that if you don't wanna get spoiled lol. sites like wordle keep the answer on the server to avoid cheating, but i guess this was done to reduce bandwidth (fair) 8/
screenshot of browser devtools network tab. a request is made to a php server that returns a redacted "target_name", the answer to the daily quiz
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asebi @asebi.moe · 08/05/2026
and it's correct! yay! important side note: the curves are meant to indicate a correct first/last letter. if i guessed "grass wonder" for example, the "g" would be green and curved. 7/
screenshot from umaguessr showing the correct guess "gran alegria" in a rounded rectangle
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asebi @asebi.moe · 08/05/2026
for my next guess i typed "admire groove", yielding this result "g" and "r" are connected, which means that the answer contains "gr". this is a *huge* hint, of course. the first "a" is yellow now, as it shouldn't appear before the "r" in the first word. 5/
a screenshot showing guesses "biwa hayahide" and "admire groove". the colors are:

biwa hayahide:
b - grey
i - yellow
w - grey
a - green
[space] - green
h - grey
a - green
y - grey
a - yellow
h - grey
i - grey
d - grey
e - green

admire groove:
a - yellow
d - grey
m - grey
i - yellow
r - green
e - yellow
[space] - green
g-r (connected) - green
o - grey
o - grey
v - grey
e - grey
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asebi @asebi.moe · 08/05/2026
using "umlimited mode" as to not spoil today's real answer for anyone... i arbitrarily used "biwa hayahide" as a starter and got this result 2/
screenshot from umaguessr unlimited mode displaying the guess of "biwa hayahide". the colors are:

b - grey
i - yellow
w - grey
a - green
[space] - green
h - grey
a - green
y - grey
a - yellow
h - grey
i - grey
d - grey
e - green
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asebi @asebi.moe · 22/04/2026
orange.
screenshot of a 10x pull result in umamusume. out of the 10 pulls, 7 of them have orange hair. the results are...

matikanetannhauser
matikanefukukitaru
matikanefukukitaru 
sakura bakushin o
mejiro ryan
mayano top gun (wedding dress 3-star)
mayano top gun
matikanefukukitaru 
mayano top gun 
mayano top gun
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asebi @asebi.moe · 21/04/2026
xcancel.com/luciascarlet...
screenshot of a discord chat window between people named El Gato and chloe with the following contents

El Gato:
theyre making fun of you on twitter what do you have to say

[screenshot within that chat, depicting another chat between El Gato and chloe, where chloe refuses to download a winrar exe file, claiming "thats an exe", "its gonna like fuck up my computer or some shit" and "winrar isnt even a real program nice try"]

chloe:
IM NOT STUPID
SONIC.EXE. NOESCAPE.EXE. PONY.EXE.
ALL OF THAT IS BAD
TELL THEM TO KILL THEMSELVES
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asebi @asebi.moe · 18/04/2026
improvement
a picture of a tomodachi life mii of matikanetannhauser from umamusume. much of the front hair is drawn on, not very well, but not completely terribly either
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asebi @asebi.moe · 16/04/2026
everyones showing off these umazing tomodachi life designs, meanwhile...
a poorly rendered mii of aston machan from umamusume. she is named "ostan nacham"
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asebi @asebi.moe · 06/04/2026
had a bit of fun editing a couple of the photos
a super distorted picture of my angel devil (from chainsaw man) cosplay. abstract colors fill the spaces, though the forms of the hair, clothes, and wings are still visiblea cacophany of light trails and colors fill the screen. in the center, through the chaos, the angel devil's back is slightly visible, if a bit blurry
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