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𝗜𝘁 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻, 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙗𝙞𝙜 𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 .ᐟ ⇄ ◀ 𓊕 ▶ ↻

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♫ ┊ 𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @asdfland.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
happy mothers day to the best mom ever 👍
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♫ ┊ 𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @asdfland.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
// everytime me and paws are together i need to devolve to my worst form of humor
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♫ ┊ 𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @asdfland.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
i need to bend over suddenly
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♫ ┊ 𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @asdfland.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
( 😳 )
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ELLSWORLD! @mirrorepisode.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
ABRA - CA - STABRA!
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♫ ┊ 𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @asdfland.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
// rip tom you would have loved bo burnhams inside album /silly
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♫ ┊ 𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @asdfland.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
// its time
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♫ ┊ 𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @asdfland.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
// im sorry something evil possesses me when i log into an eddsworld account
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♫ ┊ 𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @asdfland.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
wh
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♫ ┊ 𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @asdfland.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
doing it right now
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♫ ┊ 𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @asdfland.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
i'm whatever is funniest at the time
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♫ ┊ 𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @asdfland.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
bend over and i'll grab it
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⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐵𝐿𝐀𝐂𝐊 ━┄ 𝐉A𝐂K ׅ⎖ @gmbledhearts.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
⠀ ⠀where's⠀your⠀tiara . ⠀
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♫ ┊ 𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @asdfland.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
alright well someone is lying here
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♫ ┊ 𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @asdfland.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
i'm also a pretty fucking princess so jot that down
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⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐵𝐿𝐀𝐂𝐊 ━┄ 𝐉A𝐂K ׅ⎖ @gmbledhearts.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
⠀ ⠀did⠀two⠀grown⠀ass ⠀men⠀just⠀fight⠀over ⠀mermaids⠀and⠀fairies ⠀
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♫ ┊ 𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @asdfland.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
not even close
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♫ ┊ 𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @asdfland.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
DID YOU NOT FUCKING HEAR WHEN I SAID I WAS A SIREN IN DISGUISE ? ! ? OPEN YOUR EAAAAAARS, DUDE ! ! I'D BE TOO BUSY WORRYING ABOUT MY SECRET TO WORRY ABOUT MAKING FRIENDS, JACKASS ! !
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♫ ┊ 𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @asdfland.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
i'm so fucking pissed i'm going to drink twelve bottles of smirnoff so i'm not pissed anymore
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♫ ┊ 𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @asdfland.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
// read this argument to the same tune as the two guys arguing about the wicked witch
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♫ ┊ 𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @asdfland.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I HOPE A HUMAN TRAPS YOU AND TEARS OFF YOUR FUCKING FAIRY WINGS. FUCK.
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♫ ┊ 𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @asdfland.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
because it's UNICORNS AND FAIRIES. i only read about MERMAIDS.
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♫ ┊ 𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @asdfland.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
MERMAIDS DON'T NEED TESCO, IDIOT. THEY HUNT, LIKE COOL FUCKING CREATURES. NEVER SEEN A FAIRY HUNT A SHARK.
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♫ ┊ 𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @asdfland.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
i'll be sleeping with a stake and garlic breath, you bloody fucking moron
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♫ ┊ 𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @asdfland.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
dude, fuck you? everyome knows mermaids is, like, ten times more sophisticated. nobody worth their shit plays anything with UNICORNS.
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♫ ┊ 𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @asdfland.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
"i'm a man" "i'm manly" okay well why dont you man the fuck up and play mermaids with me
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♫ ┊ 𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗬 𝗠𝗔𝗡𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗. @asdfland.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
➷ 𝗜'𝗺 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻' 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚, 𝗜'𝗺 𝙨𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣' 𝙪𝙥. 𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝗼 𝙩𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙙, 𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙪𝙥.
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