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Andy

@asdesigned1975.bsky.social
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Same boat, I used to give away thousands on X, But I can't find anyone on here. Oh well guess I'll just have to burn it again in the garden this weekend
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I get this. If you are not drinking, especially if you used to drink quite heavily, then the pressure comes from people constantly asking 'how's the non drinking going?' Sometimes it is better to quit things quietly and not make a big show of it. I guess if you always buy wine, people would notice
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Physics doesn’t break time travel plots. General relativity allows closed timelike curves, and models like the Novikov self-consistency principle prevent paradoxes. The real limit isn’t logic—it’s engineering. So the premise can be coherent; the story just chooses to explore human behavior instead.
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I'm the cowboy Alex, so it wouldn't work on stage
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
That's bull
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
That would have been jammy
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
That'll be the codeine, unfortunately that's an opioid addiction, so well done on quitting!
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Expectus Tribunal
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
It's outside of America so I doubt you would have heard of it. Hey man it's o.k to admit you don't understand conceptual ideas. Not everyone is a thinker, but there are loads of jobs you can do with your hands. Don't give up man, sometimes there are things even people like you can do.
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Wow you have so many followers, that must mean you have real meaning in your life. Let's face facts you did not understand that I was not actually saying they were putting a directors chair on a spaceship. You are a fucking moron for correcting me on something that was clearly a joke.
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
It was a joke you dull, fucking moron.
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Don't muddy the water with facts
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The astronauts are missing a trick if they don't take a directors chair with them, to include in photos, purely to fuck with conspiracy theorists
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Wow, they are in for a fun ride at your company.
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
... Or acid it seems
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Phwoar, how many berths do you think that has? The filthy, filthy motorhome
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Why go to that when Fortnum & Mason exists?
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Sieze the day
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
At least buy him a drink first
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
8==> ~ ~ ~
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
If only they could find some extra oil to sell
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I don't know, they seem to be getting on
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
This is the exact reason I opted to go micro
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
When I had to visit the office in Newcastle it was half the price of the train fare to fly from Southampton. Thankfully I work from home 99℅ of the time. But as long as I keep washing out my peanut butter jars to save the environment.
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Wait until you hear about the black eyed peas
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Or 12 months, bottom
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Weird that you think skilled trades people are stupid and yet they are doing something you are entirely incapable of. Can't you check your own gas is safe...as the smartest kid at school?
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Porridge. Sorry not sure what the game is
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I think they have already invented a pill that boosts your mood and makes you exercise all night.
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Benefits of working at a Scout camp I guess?
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
They might buy your story, we do not. Honestly, I was trying to vacuum a fart, that's why I had a nozzle up my arse. Also I fart easier when dressed in women's clothes and sporting a gimp mask
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
It won't bring her back John
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I don't know, I quite like hearing Mistletoe and Wine at Christmas
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Absolutely, who on earth would want to do it 240 times in a row
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Absolutely, and it's never 30 seconds, it's more like 10 minutes of discussion. The thing people don't realise is that it's only minutes for them, but if 20 others have already asked a simple question that day, then it's hours lost from your actual task, and it resets your thought process every time
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
These random 'just walk in and ask' questions are the exact reason I love working from home. Don't worry I'll just drop whatever I'm doing, interrupt my train of thought for your inane questions...that could have easily been in an email. The productivity lost by constant interruptions is immense.
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Worked as a web developer for a car loans company years ago. The head of digital handed me a printout with a screenshot of a page that didn't load quickly. 10 years on and that print out still hasn't loaded.
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Imagine what the 'worst' man was like at this wedding
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Unfortunately his hobby is murdering prostitutes and hiding their bodies in the loft
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
If only there was a way you didn't have to have an affair, sounds awful mate, sounds like there was nothing you could have done to stop it.
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
What opinion of yours gained a follow from Jim Davidson?
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Where can I access the whiteboard remotely? Maybe Livestream it? Do I need to send you an email if the whiteboard needs updating? I wish there was a better way, like an app or something
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Yeah when I am walking the dog on a warm evening at the beach, watching the sun set as the waves gently lap in the shore I always think to myself yeah this is just shit. I would much rather commute to work on a hot sweaty tube train, then to home and hear constant sirens.
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
You showed some Enterprise doing that
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
I'm sure VR porn would be great, but there's always the nagging doubt that someone will come home early and see you...like that
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Andy @asdesigned1975.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Firstly no one is paying £80k for a domain name these days and secondly see point one. As others have said if you don't own it there is no association with you, so no one to contact. Really strange that you think this is at all credible.
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