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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 19h

In fairness, I was on a train journey earlier and every second word was a swear word sooooo….

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 23h

My stomach just made the same noise AirPods make when the batteries die.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Getting a small child ready for school and the eventual drop-off somewhat resembling the opening titles of Drop the Dead Donkey this morning.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Enjoying this time of year on CBeebies when they basically have to reassure kids the world isn’t ending because the leaves are falling off the trees, it’s just autumn.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Wouldn’t say I’m tired, but I just tried to put the kettle in the fridge.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Remarkably unconcerned about an encounter with an alien, really.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Me: Why is my child about five years ahead of me at counting when I was his age? Also me: *watches as Numberblocks explains the concept of infinity*

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Every day we stray further from God’s light…

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Looking forward to a Scottish chippy destroying the universe in the search for a TikTok video.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I appreciate this is niche. And not very funny.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

If I was answering the phone on transfer deadline day at Monaco, I would simply pick it up and go “what do you want from me?”

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

In this case they’re just moving studio to Glasgow so the sadness is probably confined to me, I guess.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Sadder than I should be that Clyde 1 is departing my old home town of Clydebank, but it’s getting a good send-off today.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I used to think the sign I’d got old was Clyde 2 playing Oasis, so God knows what Clyde 2 no longer existing and Clyde 1 moving out of my old home town means.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

A trail for Hamza’s BBC One show was just on and my brain is now playing the theme tune to Hamza Loves Animals. On a loop.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

So I think the west of Scotland just skipped straight forward to autumn then. If anyone’s looking for rain …

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

“They’re fully clothed and they’re brilliant” is a great TOTP intro out of context.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

2000 truly was a year for follow-up songs to follow-up songs to follow-up songs from artists you know from better songs. #TOTP

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

That thing about some songs working in the mix that absolutely do not work live, as often seen at Eurovision. #TOTP

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The real emergency alert is Chicane and Bryan Adams playing twice in 10 minutes. #TOTP

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Well that’s a whole new level of except for viewers in Scotland.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

No sign of the sun? Something something Scotland hit post.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

The recurring problem here is that social media is not “if you build it, they will come.” Twitter had teams who worked internationally to get the big names and big conversations on their platform.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I’ll be honest, being out in 25 degrees in Glasgow earlier was bad enough for me. If I was back in London I’d find an excuse to walk through the Tesco freezer bit for eight hours*. * Other supermarkets are available. Maybe a different one every two hours.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

One or two mis-steps mainly early on, but otherwise … yes, actually, I’ll take it.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

At least this time we won’t have the Gold Coast extolling the virtues of their incredibly sunny lifestyles to a bunch of Glaswegians in the rain waiting for Kylie.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

It’s Delta Goodrem on her piano. Again.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

You can always tell when it’s a particularly bad downpour out of nowhere in Glasgow when you hear someone swearing at the weather.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Blazing sunshine for weeks on end. Day two of hosting the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow and … yep.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

This has turned into a KT Tunstall gig and, frankly, that isn’t actually a bad thing.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

This is the closest we’re going to get to what a Eurovision would have looked like in the Hydro then.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

The Commonwealth Games then, live from a legendary Eurovision venue (in the film at least).

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Just seen someone state that Zlatan had never done any TV work before the World Cup. I beg to differ having seen him over 24,000 hours of Sanremo.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I have realised that not everyone knows the Bob the cat lore, and trying to explain it from scratch makes you feel like you’ve lost your mind.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

It apparently was found but had “gone feral” and was sent to live with relatives in Preston. So I suspect of natural causes down the track.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

And the last team to beat Spain by more than one goal…?

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Strong dull FA Cup final vibes this, nothing happens for ages, you go “well, penalty shootout coming up” and then

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

RIGHT, AFF THE PITCH EVERYONE, YOUR 11 MINUTES IS UP.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

This is the best gig on earth for a pop star/muppet/both. You’re on for about 21 seconds and off again and go home with a suitcase of money.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Imagine how the England fans would have reacted to all that.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Shout out to my son for helping me to miss all the pre-game nonsense.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Last night for England was a true “is this a happy ending or a sad ending? It’s an ending” moment.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Has the tannoy guy just left the album running after Wonderwall? Don’t Look Back In Anger is a bit on the nose.

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Scott Reid @ascottreid.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Imagine you got tickets to the bronze medal match and thought “well, meaningless game but it’ll be great to be at the World Cup” and you got that. In fairness, I think the crowd reacted in that spirit too.

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