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Andrew Schmelyun

@aschmelyun.com
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 18/06/2026
This gas pump is a giant tablet, 0/10 experience.
A gas pump featuring a very large screen, the bottom half is just an ad.
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 17/06/2026
If someone wants to sponsor me I have ideas for this pay phone I saw at a Tennessee thrift store
A large, dusty old payphone with a steel surrounding.
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Sam Rose @samwho.dev · 12/06/2026
Working on creating a demo visualisation of my Kubernetes cluster that runs in the browser. Just got network visualisation working. Each image is its own actual bit of running code using a fetch-like API to talk to other pods, and the network emits events when this happens.
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 07/06/2026
I unironically love websites like this. No https, content straight to the point, loads in milliseconds, tiling background of cool rocks. This is peak.
Render of a website dedicated to "ASCII - Binary Character Table" listing out the letter a-z with their ascii codes and binary bits. It has a tiling background of rocks.
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Simon Willison @simonwillison.net · 06/06/2026
I may have finally found the Python-in-a-sandbox solution I've been looking for... here's my latest experiment, this time running MicroPython in WebAssembly inside my Python applications simonwillison.net/2026/Jun/6/m...
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Running Python code in a sandbox with MicroPython and WASM
I’ve been experimenting with different approaches to running code in a sandbox for several years now, but my latest attempt feels like it might finally have all of the characteristics …
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 04/06/2026
You can just do things Like manually set the bytes being sent to a receipt printer
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 02/06/2026
Think I’m close to getting a single letter printed out
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 30/05/2026
Fun fact: there are 11 unused pins in a parallel cord between the host and peripheral, mostly duplicate grounds
A photo of a breadboard with the pins of a parallel cord split out and put in order in the board. A post it note with a crude drawing of the peripheral port and unused pins is next to it.
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 26/05/2026
This stopped being fun like 15 mins ago
Wires from a cut parallel printer cord labelled with numbers, a multimeter and centronics port next to it.
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 25/05/2026
The cheap parallel to usb adapters I've bought aren't reliably working with my dot matrix receipt printer. Oh well, time to dive into the spec and wire a raspberry pi to communicate directly with the port instead!
A screenshot of the IEEE-1284 spec, compatibility mode handshake diagram.
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Ben Holmen @benholmen.com · 04/05/2026
The intrusive thoughts overwhelmed my last two brain cells
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 27/04/2026
Settling towards this design for my new forum, more "embrace tradition". What do you think?
Screenshot of a forum website called Andrew's Lab with different sections for General Chat, Projects and Builds, and more. The design is similar to mid-2000s era forums.
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 21/04/2026
Made a website that converts text to a 2-layer STL that I can make faux screen printing stencils with. There’s a pause between the layers where I sandwich in some tulle fabric.
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shri @shrikhalpada.dev · 20/04/2026
I built an interactive guide on how Shazam (the music identification app) works! This is the next installment in my newly coined "How The Heck?" series, where we explore everyday tech that can feel like magic (QR Codes, GPS, and now this one). Hope you enjoy it! perthirtysix.com/how-the-heck...
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 18/04/2026
I’ve been on a kick of collecting old recipe books, and I don’t think this sounds Italian or particularly delightful
Recipe for Italian Delight: 1 lb package spaghetti, 1 lb ground round steak, 1 can corn, 1 can tomato soup, 1 cup oil, 1.5 cups grated cheese, 1 tsp Worcestershire sauce, 2 good sized onions, 2 green peppers, 2 cloves of garlic, finely chopped, 1 cup olives, cut fine. Salt to taste, bake 1 hour in a slow oven.
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 06/04/2026
My wife baked cookies for Easter and needed a specific half moon cookie cutter. I threw together a site that uses Three.js to design a parametric one and export the STL to be 3D printed. Custom cookie cutter in ~10 mins!
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Niels Leenheer @html5test.com · 05/04/2026
Take a Joy-Con and connect it with WebHID, draw a picture in the air and capture it with the sensors. Create an SVG path and insert in the DOM. Apply CSS styling. Sample the DOM and use WebUSB to convert to ILDA and send it to a laser projector. I created the worlds most complicated laserpointer…
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 10/02/2026
This is a fully functioning Laravel application and playground rendered on a static Cloudflare page. The entire app is sandboxed to your client, all files are editable, and you can even run artisan commands.
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 07/02/2026
I turned my old receipt printer into a ticker tape for stocks. Here's 2 hours of AMZN activity condensed down to 30 seconds:
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 27/01/2026
Coming soon to a terminal near you
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 26/01/2026
Despite the overhype, there's a group of people building software right now who have never touched a line of code and don't care what their applications are written in. I kind of envy them, so I talked about it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEFx...
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This software will never scale (and that's the point)
YouTube video by Andrew Schmelyun
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 21/01/2026
Both of these are running the same shared C codebase, isn’t that neat?
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 19/01/2026
Little concept I tinkered with yesterday, trying to mimic the feel of a dice getting rolled. It's part of a larger project I'm still toying with, but I'll need a few more buttons!
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 16/01/2026
I have random one-off ideas for apps, experiments, packages, etc. that normally I'd have to shove in a backlog for "someday". But the last couple of weeks I've tried just sloppin' out a working MVP and see if I want to continue with it. Most fun I've had in a very long time!
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 14/12/2025
New home has one of these bad boys in it, thinking of repurposing it to use for Home Assistant commands. What do you think, y/n?
A photo of an old alarm system panel on a wall
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 25/11/2025
Which one's your favorite?
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Brittany Ellich @brittanyellich.com · 24/11/2025
I've got big plans for this week 😎
Three panel comic. First panel is me sitting at a computer that says <code>. Second panel is me saying "wow I can't wait to take a break for the whole week of Thanksgiving". Third panel is me sitting at the computer again during thanksgiving week that says <code> but fun.
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 22/11/2025
Weekend project incoming, replace my VPS's with this
A photo of a Dell Optiplex 9020 micro PC
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 21/11/2025
New website intro who dis
A screenshot of my website, aschmelyun.com, featuring the text "I'm just trying to have fun, build things, and teach people" along with a text blurb and a fake receipt.
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 21/11/2025
github.com/unhappychoice/gitlogue "Cinematic Git commit replay" this is so slick, I'll have to find a way to use this in some upcoming videos
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GitHub - unhappychoice/gitlogue: A cinematic Git commit replay tool for the terminal, turning your Git history into a living, animated story.
A cinematic Git commit replay tool for the terminal, turning your Git history into a living, animated story. - unhappychoice/gitlogue
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 18/11/2025
WIP little avatar dude! I’m horrible at drawing so I reached for some ASCII emojis. Displayed via Preact components and animations are handled with CSS
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 14/11/2025
Someone sent this to my receipt printer!
A receipt featuring an image of Hornet and a Bell Beast from Silksong
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 28/10/2025
I made a daily word game! This is sixhints, the goal is to guess a thing through a series of 6 clues that start ambiguous and get more specific as you go. If this is up your alley, play today's word and let me know what you think! 🔗 sixhints.com
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 27/10/2025
I've been tinkering with a daily word game, and I just released it to some close friends for play testing! Pushing it fully public later this week, so if it's up your alley stay tuned over the next 2-3 days
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 24/10/2025
Absolute talent and madness in this video, I love it www.youtube.com/watch?v=--n4...
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How I Ported Balatro to the GBA
YouTube video by Elliptical
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 24/10/2025
I thought that AI would help reduce my backlog, but instead it's increased it 5-fold because almost every idea now seems "doable" Anyone else have this problem? 😅
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 21/10/2025
Someone wrote an article about my receipt printer, and over the last ~24 hours I've gotten another thousand or so messages. They're all so positive and excited, I'm incredibly overwhelmed with joy 🥲
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 21/10/2025
After living in Orlando for the last 5 years, we're moving back to South Florida in a couple of months! PS: If you're in the area, let me know about any tech groups or meetups.
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 20/10/2025
It’s a self-hoster’s dream scenario today
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 19/10/2025
I recorded an overview and retrospective on how (and why) I set up a receipt printer to receive anonymous messages. Here’s how it went! youtu.be/7KtyekivpRM
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I invited strangers to message me through a receipt printer
YouTube video by Andrew Schmelyun
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 18/10/2025
Apparently the dissolvable stitches in my mouth are made out of PLA, the same stuff that 3D printer filament is made out of!
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 17/10/2025
I’m a patron of the arts
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 12/10/2025
My fiance finished her Stardew Valley shrimp quilt! 🦐
An 8-bit shrimp from the game Stardew Valley in quilt form
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 09/10/2025
I think I'm entering my web-based game dev era
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 07/10/2025
Bit of a delay on the next YouTube video coming out
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 04/10/2025
I've released my first Go application! It's a (very basic) terminal video editor that uses ffmpeg and whisper to let you selectively choose which lines from a video you want to keep. You can also preview each line with a pop-up video player! It's called tsplice:
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 28/09/2025
Went to the orchestra tonight 🐔🎶
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 25/09/2025
Presenting in a large work meeting today and I’m sweating like I’m being hunted for sport
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 24/09/2025
If there's anyone looking for a remote Laravel job, this one has been shared in my network and they're actively responding: larajobs.s3.us-east-1.amazonaws.com/patientprism...
larajobs.s3.us-east-1.amazonaws.com
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Andrew Schmelyun @aschmelyun.com · 22/09/2025
Are there any pros or cons to streaming just on Twitch? Besides the obvious less potential audience, anyways
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