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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot

@frotting.mom
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Bigger dick than your bf, bigger tits than your gf.* Trans/plural/44/hella gay. Check pinned, doing odd jobs. Follow if you like gaming, wrasslin', Linux, music or kinky shitposting. *Absolutely untrue Minors and Bigots DNI

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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 08/10/2026
I think this might explain a lot about me
A grid of nine books that I'll never forget:

Carmilla
I, Strahd
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
Snow Crash
The Cat That Walks Through Walls
Myst: The Book Of Atrus
This Body's Not Big Enough For Both Of Us
A Clockwork Orange
Fahrenheit 451
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 08/10/2026
If you get this reference we need to make out.
A god pack celebration card saying:

Big center text: I WANT SOME STEAK DINS
Smaller lower text: On the good. Mighty man meals.
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 19/07/2026
Well. Used my single free pull today at 2:14am just to do the pull, the gold gate jumpscared me as it went rainbow... Guess I'm doing some dirt runs now
Screengrab of the animation for getting Copano Rickey from Umamusume
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 07/07/2026
In honour of @thelexhex.bsky.social 's birthday (whom you should also follow and give love on her birthday) I will abide by her bday wish and get Mana more love. I won a commission from Mana that was SO good I immediately (when I had cash) commissioned another - of my OC wrestler Annie Eclectic.
Mana's art of Villain King Annie Eclectic - a deep red haired white woman with a tall muscular build in a corset with red laces and silver buckles with a white blouse underneath with black collar. She has a hand on her hip with one hand, holding a crimson crow mask with the other - both hands with fingerless red MMA gloves."Indestuctible" Carmen LeBlanc (Annie Eclectic's real name) - a white woman with blond hair looking to her left and smirking, in a mostly white collared jumpsuit with a red stripe down each side. Red fingerless mma gloves, and an a logo of her arms crossed in an X with a canadian flag behind it, two maple leafs on either side
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 05/07/2026
Me with my bluesky mutuals
Mai Shiranui, Yuri Sakazaki and King from King of Fighters
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 01/07/2026
Show me a picture that captures your essence
Picture of OP: a pasty white woman with curly red ponytail under a black hat, white button up blouse, red tie and black vest. She is smirking
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 28/06/2026
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender with one image.
The Carol Danvers Captain Marvel magic Arena avatar
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 23/06/2026
I look like I'm about to go recruiting for the lesbian revolution...
OP in a beret, gray waistcoat and black logo tee
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 19/06/2026
I wonder how many younger anime/manga fans realize that "Weeb" comes from "Weeaboo" which comes from a comic strip in Perry Bible Fellowship that has zero to do with anime, and then 4Chan got real weird about the strip and made the mental leap to call anime fans they hated "Weeaboos"
Perry Bible Fellowship comic:

Panel 1: boardroom meeting where presenter says "If we waste more than me on "weeaboo" we'll be bankrupt by the end of the month!"

Panel 2: A man sitting at the table cups his ear and says "Did someone just say "weeaboo?"

Panel 3: Same man now holding a paddle saying "'cause I think I just heard someone say "Weeaboo"

Panel 4: A line of men in Tues holding paddles waiting to take a turn to spank the presenter - hands now tied and bent over - as they all chant "WEE-A-BOO! WEE-A-BOO!"
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 16/06/2026
Well finding who's shelving unit was hopefully going to be utilitarian but as it was engineered poorly a deco shelf it becomes But it does now allow me a self-indulgent "King Annie Eclectic" shelf so it's a net positive. I should write more today.
A shelf of stuffies including Beetlejuice and Lydia, two plague doctor cuties, Kermit, Wednesday, a novelty tiny NY State license plate, an axolotl, a bao bun with heart eyes, fallout pip boy, a dammit doll, an ocarina and former Leafs goalie Grant FuhrA fighting game centric shelf with a pack of KoF playing cards, an old phone case with my friend Lex's art of King holding the bi flag, the 40th anniversary KoF compendium, a King stand in box, the 7 and 9 of hearts from the KoF deck (depicting King and Vanessa) a pink 3ds, KoF flat plastic figs (King and Vanessa) mini KoF figs (Heavy D!, Terry, Yuri, Iori, Chang, Kyo) mini Street Fighter figs (Zangief, Blanks, Boxer, Ryu, Sagat) Alien movie figs I  box, the graphic novel Ghost World, a pack of Ranma 1/2 playing cards and a kindle paperwhite with Akane/Ranma-chan wallpaperA plague doctor mask, a makeup box, a makeup bag, a jewelry box that says "I love pierced bitches", and various makeup items"Villain King" Annie Eclectic's red and gold mask, a custom wrestling title belt with King Annie's name on it with a Canadian flag graphic, and a notebook with Villain King Annie on the cover (her face version is on the opposite cover)
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 11/06/2026
Got shit done, might have a read on how to fix my meds situation, got she/her'd all day and I think I looked cute
A picture of op in a tight women's tee of at of Harajuku and a black cap
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 31/05/2026
#Sega #segasaturn ... What the fuck is this CD I have in the wrong case?
A CD in a blank case called "That Virtual Feeling" from 1995 listing bands from SubPop records. A mystery.
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 31/05/2026
Anyone looking for pre owned visual kei CDs? Totally forgot I had these! #visualkei #manasama
Limited edition CD for "Beyond the Gate" by Moi Dix MoisCd with cover sleeve for "Artificial Hallucination" by Schwartz Stein
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 31/05/2026
The most important part of moving, my Girls must be protected...
Small plastic flat figures of King and Vanessa from King of Fighters with bubble wrap behind them
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 19/05/2026
Anyone wanna buy a custom rebuilt (new battery, micro-SD card mod, 256GB) red and black IPod 5th gen? Or a Docomo keitai phone that's unlocked and works with select 4g networks?
Red front iPod 5th gen reading 237 GB of spaceCustom black cover reading 256GB for the ipodFujitsu Arrows Japanese keitei phoneClosed keitei phone reading 15:25 for time
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 17/05/2026
I did get myself a small treat after all the nonsense...
OP holding a can of Dandelion "'N'" Burdock soda for 69p
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 15/05/2026
IT RETURNS TO MY RECOMMEND FEED LIKE A ZOMBIE 🤼
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 11/05/2026
Uh. For now let's say "Vanessa" coded characters
Ranma Saotome in girl formEiko Magami from Project A-koLiterally Vanessa from my YouTube series Vanessa and the ShadowsSonya Deville, former WWE wrestler
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 11/05/2026
These!
Covers of two "Yes & Know" game and quiz books, where invisible ink helped reveal the answers and games within
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 10/05/2026
Oh wait I'm sorry, it IS marked
A plastic bag with Raisin Bran written on it in black marker, about 1/8th full
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 09/05/2026
How I feel before I cross the border again:
A fake Burger King ad with the BK logo reading "Missing Cunnilingus" with the tagline "I want to eat pussy again before I go"
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 09/05/2026
sinceyouarrived.world/taken Interesting. While Vanadium on GrapheneOS can't block everything, it can lie in other spots. Some of what this site "knows" is wrong. Privacy means lying sometimes. I'm OK with that in these times.
A readout of what the linked site knows from just visiting. Some of the information is incorrect, highlighting the "battery" section
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 07/05/2026
I will not shut up about ナイスの森 THE FIRST CONTACT (aka Funky Forest) If you like surreal comedy, you must see this!
The DVD cover for the Japanese film Funky Forest featuring the entire cast surrounded by forest
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 06/05/2026
Hear me out...
Masters of the Universe logo except it says "Cum is better on me than in me"
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 23/04/2026
The most recent meme in your photo roll describes your mental state
Toni Storm yelling I to a microphone inside a ring with the text "I DON'T CARE WHAT GENDER YOU ARE, PUT ON THE MAID OUTFIT"
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 23/04/2026
I preferred two L's but I adore this song.
Cover to the LP single of "Alison" by Elvis Costello
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 22/04/2026
I like baked beans, but I come from the land of poutine rapée which look like a vegan take on bull testicles
A plate of Acadian poutine rapée with a side of pork which is covered in a gravy sauce.

No one eats this with gravy that's too high brow. We eat it with granulated sugar
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 22/04/2026
Goddamn right you sycophantic-bot panty-snorting shitstain. YOU DROWNED YOUR IPHONE TO "COOL IT OFF" YOU TECH ILLITERATE PEDO PROTECTOR This limp-dicked prick is why this app breaks every four days. Give Jay a week before pulling a Trump and shitcan scapegoating him.
A screenshot show why
bsky.team blocking me
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 20/04/2026
*cries* I DID IT FUCK YOU MEDIATEK NO MICROSOFT IN THIS HOUSE! THIS HOUSE IS CLEAR!
A picture of a laptop showing the daily opening page of Wikipedia, the taskbar up top shows being connected to wifi
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 18/04/2026
I was given a bag of this for free. I'm a bit scared but I do like both spicy and maple. Will report back.
An unopened bag of "Spicy Maple" popcorn, Compliments brand
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 15/04/2026
I'm shocked. I don't think I'll get a better run for an XOguri ace. I NEED that Aries Platinum badge Not having S on track length didn't stop my Narita Taishin destroying the last CM Now to make a Symboli Rudolph Dominator to finish the kill team
The end run stat/skill list for an Xmas Oguri Cap in Umamusume
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 14/04/2026
A fighting stick with custom background with various women from fighting games, eight pink arcade buttons (seimitsu) and pink bubbly stick (also seimitsu)
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 13/04/2026
So I tried the thing, I'm guessing this is gonna be a bit odd for most. Somehow I missed adding Cardfighters Clash on NGPC which is a failure on my part
A grid listing video games under different categories like favourite game (Mike Tyson's Punch Out!!) and favourite art style (Stardew Valley)
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 13/04/2026
If you see this, post something you saved because it's funny
The 10 Dick sucking Commandments 

1) use teeth
2) spit the cum out 
3) plenty of biting
4) Don't just suck the dick, chew the dick 
5) Don't forget to floss afterwards 
6) Twirl your head around like an owl while keeping the dick in your mouth
7) apply onto the dick, pepper spray
8) growl while sucking the dick
9) Always make eye contact while growling
10) when he cums you ask "what are we?"
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 13/04/2026
I FORGOT KONAMI MADE THIS VIC VIPER! IT HAS OPTION CARDS TO GO WITH IT My Gradius-loving soul is healed by this revelation. Does Solid Snake show up in here? Any Belmonts? TELL ME THEY PUT A BELMONT IN HERE!
A screenshot of YuGiOh Master Duel and the "Victory Viper" card, aka Vic Viper, the ship from Gradius
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 12/04/2026
Should I be worried?
A screen from Yu-Gi-Oh Master duel asking if the player has seen the anime or read the manga. "No" is selected
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 10/04/2026
We were busy today. Gonna try to go daily, can't get a job might as well try to earn money the only non-job way I know how.
An image of a vtuber in skater girl gear on a steam overlay
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 09/04/2026
I kind of forgot I commissioned this ages ago until @deetheredwitch.bsky.social DM'd me asking where to send it 😅 But King Annie's proper "Villain King" mask is now reality!
A red leather masquerade style mask with devilish points near the temples and a long downward pointing beak. Gold trim is painted along the edges
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 06/04/2026
I've been offline most of the day, sleeping, resting, sleeping... But Umamusume apparently decided I needed a gift and I didn't have to dig into my carat savings TOO much... She ain't meta but aAAAAAAAA LOOK AT MY OSHI!!!!
Fuji Kiseki from Umamusume in her spring dance ball gown in purple and white
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 05/04/2026
There's a pic out there, a bit of blood but not too graphic, but it's as if the bird decided to end it and was taking out Fabio's right eye in the process. I know he's a well known model but to me he's the guy from the box art of Wizards and Warriors II on the NES
The cover of IRONSWORD: Wizards and Warriors II for the NES featuring shirtless Fabio holding a sword against a backdrop of volcanoes
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 05/04/2026
Let us also not forget the 'sacrifice' of a Japanese living legend (and notorious egomaniac)
Antonio Inoki in what appear to be holy robes being "crucified" (there are handles for him to hold himself up, no stakes used to pin him to the glass and metal cross)
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 05/04/2026
official game art from the current JP event:
a dazzling blue portrait of Sakura Bakushin O proposing to North Flight, who goes on to say Yes.
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 05/04/2026
I'm tired. I'm going to bed. But I think this ultrawide wallpaper is gonna be the backbone of the hyprland linux theme I'm building: (that was hard alt text to write, I don't know how to describe this)
An ultrawide wallpaper in vapourwave colour palette with cascading audio cassettes on the right, two blue bars full of english text at the top and bottom, a spooky skewed bust of Lain from Serial experiments lain looking at the viewer from behind the grid covering the image, and a pink with white shadow Japanese phrase starting just under her head ("Jinsei wa kusoda" or "Life is shit")
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 05/04/2026
I am not an artist but at least I know the wallpaper I'm working on won't have any AI input. Going synthwave-y with the palette and general aesthetic. I bet it sucks but maybe adding a few more things will make it suck less?
A picture of a laptop screen showing a WIP wallpaper (for ultra wide monitors) in a synthwave like pallette. Two blue bars near the top and bottom with a pink glowing grid over a purple background. Seemingly nonsensical English writing is on each bar in an 80s computer terminal like font as pink and white stylized audio cassette tapes fall on the right side, each turning as they collide into each other
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 01/04/2026
Tiling window managers are too fiddly They take forever to customize ... yeah, but see I'm a design major and overall GUI freak and god damn if I'm not enjoying i3 a shitton as my first ever tiling WM. I mean I can run Umamusume on it, what else do you need?
a screenshot of an ultrawide monitor running a custom terminal with splash screen of OP's old bsky avatar, with a floating window of Umamusme Pretty Derby with a Lain background image viewable through the terminal transparancy
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 28/03/2026
Please please please try the originals, Old Dutch All Dressed. You'll thank me later
a bag of Old Dutch brand All Dressed chips
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 27/03/2026
Dear Cygames, It was absolutely unnecessary to remake Sakura Bakushin O as a soft butch. I don't want to like her. Sincerely, I'm too old for this shit.
JP promotional art of a new variant of the Umamusume character Sakura Bakushin O in a white three piece suit and hair down to her hips
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 26/03/2026
I have had a melody that I'm ALMOST sure was a theme song to a show, possibly a cartoon or kids live action show. Early morning shit. It's been rattling around my noggin since the 80s. I recreated it in KORG M01 (3ds) Does ANYONE know this melody?
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 26/03/2026
Post a non-religious picture you think of as Holy
A large but strong shirtless man sits in a locker room as he holds a beer in a clear plastic cup. He has a championship belt on each thigh and a third on his shoulder

(Vader with the AJPW triple crown championship)
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Vanessa Reese: not a mom, hot to frot @frotting.mom · 26/03/2026
Watching a VHS rip of 1980s NWA WCW and we got the SHEEPHERDERS! They would become the goofball Bushwackers later in the WWF but here they're still the hardcore deathmatch brutes that made them famous! And the commercials are BONKERS. If you're under 40, guess what the Today Sponge is for. 🤼
A 1984 ad close up shot of a can of Coors lightA 1984 and screen cap of Colgate mouthwash A screen cap of an ad for Meaty Bones dog treatsA screen cap of an 80s commercial for Today Sponge birth control
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