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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What the hell is a “first lawn?”
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
More like the hillbilly nephew living in the woodshed out back.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The protagonist in a Charles Portis novel.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They get cranky when they’re not trolling.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That more true than funny.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Trump paying homage to Don Rickles.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Good point with Canada. The average American has no idea that Canada is our largest oil supplier. They think it all comes from Texas and Saudi Arabia.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What “GOP lawmakers say“ is worth less than a bucket of warm spit.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
U.S. refineries can’t refine the oil it exports. The oil is shale oil--light sweet crude and U.S. refineries are configured for heavy sour crude. We import a lot of gasoline. However, the future may see all oil-producing nations stop exporting. The bottlenecks are refining bottleneck.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Running interference for the SV data chuds?
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Personally, I’m all for data centers if they’re located adjacent to the owner‘s house and they supply their own energy and water.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
No shit.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bag of hammers.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Been telling friends since the beginning of summer keep an eye on the grid. Toilet paper and hearty soups in a can—stock up.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Top tier is exclusively Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, FDR.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Even I have never been that stoned…
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I suspect there’s some sort of campaign agreement, with a quid pro quo here and there...
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I must say, I like this one. George III ca. 1815. Natalie, peel me a grape before they explode…
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Who the hell is Steve Hofstetter?
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
He’ll get right back to you when he’s finished reading it.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It's 100% capitalism, functioning as designed...
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Must of been a really good tyre...
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This. And nothing else.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Circus acrobats next?
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Inflation is obviously getting worse--a few months ago, prescription drug prices were down 800 percent.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Interesting theory. Roundup: the official defoliant of the Department of "War." A Roundup logo on the uniforms also sounds like a reliable revenue stream for years to come...
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
GM just broke ground last week for an F-150 factory in my backyard.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
There's no good reason to think otherwise.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Apocalypse. Now.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Bot-like comment.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Bot.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Disqualifying on its own.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
"Doofus" bloodlines.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Same look Secretariat had in the backstretch at Belmont.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Big 'ol bot...
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Big 'ol bot.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Bot? Propagandist? Lazy bot and propagandist?
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I feel as though we're developing an unhealthy, co-dependent relationship with Iran.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Very much something like this.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
More heartbreaking is that apparently no one can--or wants-- to stop him.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Ya, but all it takes is one phone call and our money.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The reflecting pool has long been a hot bed of Marxist-Leninist thought.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Think of Blanche as an old beater that Trump picked up for a song after his previous car was totaled. As soon as the transmission gives out, he'll be abandoned on the side of a rural road, or ditched into a secluded suburban pond.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
That sounds about right.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Back in the day (70’s), nothing worse than hanging out with friends getting stoned (good) but then having to listen to RUSH (bad, very bad).
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
500 years, actually.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Yes, but JD thinks Munir is from Grand Rapids.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
J.D. now dabbling in diplomatic stand-up.
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
“a very sophisticated form of rubber…”
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asastryker.bsky.social @asastryker.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Shocking if he hadn’t.
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