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Alastair

@as-j.bsky.social
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇵 Retired but not retiring. Cycling, Rugby Union, Steely Dan, #RadioParadise, Familial Hypercholesterolemia victim. If it works, do it. When it stops working, stop doing it. Once ate Prince Phillip's Pavlova. #NoCarBiggerThanAGolf #Rejoin

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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 21h
Always a tad disappointing when you go to see a band and their lead singer turns up pissed as a fart. #Hue&Cry
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's almost comforting to see that, despite the tumultuous years we have gone through, Labour's love of in-fighting is undiminished.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The lazy answer is to blame Thatcher, which is handy, because it's also the correct answer.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's way too Machiavellian for me.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The only party you can trust with the economy. 🤔
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Best candidate". I have my doubts. I'm not sure he's the slam dunk some people think he is.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm fairly confident, had the 16 year old me been asked what I would be doing in 50 years time, putting a nappy on my dog would not have been in the list.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And the NIMBYs will be enjoying cheaper diesel too, if the LDs get their way. All those principles, ay?
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just bought a new bike. I have to wait a week for delivery. I'm like a 9 year old in mid-December
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Naomi Klein Is Spot On.......
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We need laws, right now, to limit the size of wide angle lenses used by estate agents. I have viewed houses online today with kitchens the size of tennis courts that turn out to be 12x8 FEET.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Phew, I thought I was shouting into the void. I've been arguing a lot with rejoiners that support will wilt as soon as the Euro, Free movement and Schengen is mentioned. They still believe we can "just opt out" but the second they're mentioned, the right and the press will have a field day.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bike ride today and I achieved the Holy Trinity. In succession, I was accorded courtesy by drivers of, first, a Range Rover, then a large Audi and then a BMW. I had to stop for a minute to take it all in.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Phew.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm no flag waving depressive.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I agree that the rules can be changed or, sometimes, ignored. I think the skill is going to be how and when any exceptions or compromises are proposed. I think that's why Labour especially, until this morning, have studiously avoided the word Rejoin.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ta.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The EU's opening gambit won't be a list of things with which the UK doesn't have to comply even though that might be the eventual outcome. The problem there for any (Re)Join campaign is that anything on the table will be misrepresented by opponents. Canada might change that, but I doubt it.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I thought Ireland wasn't in Schengen. Have I been wrong all this time?
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Enlighten me.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We'll tell them we will do it but we will have our fingers crossed behind our backs. Good start Jill.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know about this but I think you're deluded if you think the EU's opening statement will be "let's just pretend the last 10 years never happened".
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can't quite work out whether you're having a go at me but my point is that I fear a lot of people who say they want to rejoin, subconsciously want to return to how it was before. At least at the start of any negotiations, that isn't going to be on the table.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Nobody expects to get the same deal as we had before". Really? I think that is the first major hurdle.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My understanding is that new members (technically there is no such thing as a rejoining member) need to commit to adopting the Euro and entering Schengen. There is no fixed timetable. Not sure Reform and the papers will tell the whole truth about this situation.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Almost half an hour before Nigella mentioned salt. Slacking. #GBBO
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They just can't bring themselves to say the word, can they. #Rejoin
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Add illegally tinted side-windows and reflective windscreens. All these are just conspiracy to evade getting caught breaking the law. I'd impose immediate points on the owner's/driver's licence but police just can't be bothered at present.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think you over-estimate the average person's knowledge, including me of "three centuries of history". People are clinging on to their impression of what makes the nation "great" which probably only stretches back as far as the blitz.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm not sure this is something to brag about but, almost without fail, I predict Craig's scores on #Strictly. I'm hars to please, daaarling.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This has been the great success/con of the motoring industry over the last century; turning beasts of burden into objects of desire with performance and features that, 99.9% of the time are not used or needed. In most cases, cars are white goods with wheels.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You know not to expect much from #Reacher on Amazon and Series 4 delivers on that expectation in spades. So many plot explanations mid-episode, the only surprise was they didn't use Powerpoint. They even had the chance to kill him off in Ep 6 and fluffed their lines. Utter guff.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't know. Being almost totally ignorant of the detail before giving her opinion brings her closer to a huge swathe of the British electorate.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Reluctantly, in a #Starbucks. Anyone else remember when they at least tried to have the ambience of a local coffee house? This is just a McDonald's without the burgers. And the coffee still tastes of burned rubber.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hearing #NickRobinson on #r4Today hand-wringing about bias in the news we hear is quite the way to start your morning.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oddly obsessed with salt.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Very much looking forward to #BBCNews totally in this.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Intro to #GBBO. "Thousands applied...... but inexplicably we still chose Nigella".
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It was very thinkable 5, 10, 20 years ago. And they thought it and shouted at the telly. Now they can put it on socials. But they always thought it.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I dislike Euston as much as anyone but, jeez get things right. There is seating. Platforms are announced when the operator releases the train. Euston doesn't set ticket prices. The advertising board lasted about 9 months but quickly went back to showing train information. It's still a dump though.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pathetic. Ilfracombe has deadly, the deadliest, lazers on pedestrian crossings and all he can come up with is snipers?
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Watched #Strictly tonight. Was well prepared for it to be a massive disappointment. All I can say is, Tess who?
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This might not be popular but I wish someone would remind Andy Zaltzman that the News Quiz is about the news, not Andy Zaltzman.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
People's daily life in Britain is filled with stuff that just doesn't work or deliver. From trivia like bins and potholes to finding a place in a SEND college or getting an MRI scan. Yet we are told that, despite being the 5th largest economy on earth, there's no money. No one ever explains that.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thanks for the explanation. Still a bit sobering that this conversation is happening at all.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This might be a stupid question but if AI broke out of its sandbox into the real world, isn't it still out there?
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I also quite liked the one that said that the reason there were so many aggressive middle aged men riding bikes in London was that they are the only ones courageous to do it in the first place.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
interesting stuff. I recently cancelled my LD membership because of their lack of focus. They seem very happy with tiny incremental growth which might see them in power by 2094. They need to strike out with ultra-clear policies prioritizing Climate and Europe. Otherwise, they're almost pointless.
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Have you tried riding in front of one? Do they just sit tight or do they try to pass?
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Alastair @as-j.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So, you didn't see Farage laughing at and mocking the woman being interviewed by Victoria Derbyshire?
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