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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 02/10/2026
ok i did kinda figure it out, but it just feels too safe and un-fun. like on the original game's expect's last u-turn, i just smashed the brake and jolted the wheel left and kept at it until the speed was like 115mph, and that felt fun and risky (any longer and i'd spin out). this doesn't
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 02/10/2026
still no idea how to take this turn without flying into a wall. i've been holding brake + right turn the whole time, you'd expect the car to start drifting, but no, it understeers and doesn't even slow down enough to avoid the wall and grass
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 24/09/2026
oh and included a ps3 to play grid 2 on. and a factory tour
Codemasters is making just one copy of Grid 2: Mono Edition. That copy includes a copy of the game for PlayStation 3, a PlayStation 3 console, a tour of the BAC factory, and a Grid 2: Mono Edition-branded helmet and full race suit. Oh, and of course, the single-seater BAC Mono in a special Grid 2 livery, is included as well
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 19/09/2026
oh hey i got an update for gimp, and the dialogs are normal now
GIMP 3.2.6's Create a New Image dialog. Now it looks like a normal dialog box, without the GTK/GNOME weirdness
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 12/09/2026
the soldier in question
Team Fortress 2 Soldier icon
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 10/09/2026
The infamous Chocolate Oreo® Shake - Large from Baskin Robbins. 1 serving (32 fl oz) has: 2600 calories, 1220 calories from fat, 125g total fat (208% of daily value), of which 59g are saturated (295%) and 2.5g are trans fats, 185mg cholesterol (62%), 1770mg of sodium (74%), 333g total carbohydrates (111%), of which 13g are dietary fiber (52%) and 263g are sugar. But hey, it's got 38g of protein, 40% daily value of vitamin A, 8% of vitamin C, 90% of calcium and 80% of iron, not bad! /j
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 09/09/2026
this is also surface duo
A render of the Samsung Galaxy Z Fold 8 (the wide one)
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 09/09/2026
wdym, i have the ps6 right here
A photo of my brand new PlayStation 6. It looks so cool!
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 08/09/2026
said tweet
A tweet by @mega64 on Twitter: We are hearing INSANE leaks that Sony may announce something huge tomorrow. Stay turned around 10AM PT
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 08/09/2026
question for the font nerds - does burnout 2's ui use the impact font? screenshot as example
IGN's screenshot of Burnout 2: Point of Impact taken on a track in Crystal Summit, with the player driving what I believe is a Custom Roadster. There's a bunch of elements with text that uses a font similar to Impact on the screen - a lap timer on the top left, an arcade-style timer on the top center, score and position on the top right, oncoming/drift stunt display at the bottom center (near misses and jumps go to the bottom left, above the boost bar), and a speedometer and tachometer in the bottom right, with the tachometer also having an italic version of the font for the transmission type and current gear.
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 04/09/2026
ok yeah here's some comparisons
GIMP 3's Create a New Image dialog, just as Jess described.Same dialog with GIMP's Default theme. The fonts are still the same, but the buttons are clearly buttons now. They do kinda look ugly, with the title bar itself being the same color as the rest of the window (with a dividing line to separate it) and the buttons being darker instead of brighter. They're also kinda the same color, with OK only being separated from the other buttons by having a bright outline, which looks too similar to a focus border.Same dialog with the Adwaita theme. The header bar has a clear dark gradient that separates itself both from the dialog's body and the buttons, which kinda look inset into the header bar with their brighter color and a less noticeable gradient. The text in the middle is in a bold font, which sets it apart from the buttons even further. The OK button is a nice, dark blue color, clearly separate from a focus border and the other buttons.
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 03/09/2026
this post was inspired by this awful track
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 02/09/2026
doing round 3 again, check out this sick dirty overtake
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 02/09/2026
fuck i forgot to save and the game crashed, now i'm not sure if i'll keep playing this
The cancelled Rage Software Lamborghini game running in Xemu. It crashed when I selected the car challenge for the Urraco P300. I was on round 4 of the V8 Super Series championship, and I think last time I saved was before round 3. They didn't add autosave to the game yet in that build
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 29/08/2026
but has buddy holly ever done this
Rivers Cuomo from Weezer with goldface on, in golden clothes, sitting a bit awkwardly on a gold-covered chair at an SNL interview for the new Weezer (gold) album
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 23/08/2026
ok making the first garage entrance's map layout be similar to most wanted 05 is really cute
A minimap from Heatwarped. The garage (actually a car workshop) is located in an area of the map that kind of looks like the one where the first garage that you get in Need for Speed Most Wanted 2005 is with its triangular shape
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 23/08/2026
i find it funny how wikipedia gives a mcdonalds breakfast menu sandwich as an example of where they're used
A Wikipedia article for English muffin:

An English muffin is a small, round, flat yeast-leavened (sometimes sourdough) bread which is commonly about 4 in (10 cm) in diameter and 1.5 in (4 cm) tall. It is generally split horizontally and served toasted.[2] They are unsweetened and frequently eaten with sweet or savoury toppings, such as butter, fruit jam, honey, eggs, sausage, bacon, or cheese. English muffins are an essential ingredient in eggs Benedict and a variety of breakfast sandwiches derived from it, such as the McMuffin.
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 21/08/2026
in what other game can you do this
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 19/08/2026
bro think he
"funny looking old dude", as furry hater has put itThe cover art for Chumbawamba's one-hit-wonder album "Tubthumper", with the cursed fucking baby on it
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 13/08/2026
That fucking purple moon (The End) from Sonic Frontiers
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 08/08/2026
me when furry hater nick afton rolls me again
A cropped screenshot from some video about a hypothesis about a parrot learning a guy's favorite swear word, flying away and spreading it among other parrots. Said guy is doing the Scream face thing as he is (off-crop) surrounded by parrots swearing at him with his favorite swear word
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 06/08/2026
Windows Vista/7/8 folder icon
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 31/07/2026
here it is
A post that reads:

The creator of ChatGPT is named "Altman," as in "alternative to human" and he leads OpenAI, which is completely closed.

His main opponent is the company Anthropic, meaning "human-centered" is led by "Amodei," as in "loves gods".

Then there's "Gemini," meaning "two-faced," from a company that said that it will do no evil.

Brilliant work as always Kojima!

Followed by a picture of Hideo Kojima holding his glasses.
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 21/07/2026
7 Grand Dad
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 12/07/2026
honestly a lot of what you posted flew right over my head
Screenshot of Metro Man from Megamind looking unimpressed with a stone cold face save for a raised eyebrow. It's captioned "Me witnessing horrors beyond my comprehension (I don't get it)"
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 05/07/2026
at this point it's also jeff crump arctic monkeys day
A post on Facebook from July 5, 2006 by Jeff Crump. It says "Arctic Monkeys" and has a photo of supposedly Jeff Crump looking zonked out in front of Arctic Monkeys playing
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 26/06/2026
The image of the bidet spraying water into the air from the Wikipedia article preview, cropped into a square aspect ratio and with a Parental Advisory sticker on the bottom left
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 24/06/2026
read it like this
Demoflower (TF2 Demoman as a sunflower) saying "youre doin good lad"
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 17/06/2026
The Homelander pic from that Twitter post that went "when someone has the exact same opinion as you but they express it in such an annoying and obnoxious way that you lowkey don't want to agree"
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 12/06/2026
Screenshot of the 3 emoji replies above, but the emoji renders properly. It's what Unicode calls "distorted face", and it's a recently added emoji that's an inflated flushed face emoji (😳). You could make it in Google/Gboard's Emoji Kitchen by putting two of the flushed face emojis together, and that's possibly its origin
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 06/06/2026
they made him say this in the xbox reveal stream
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 01/06/2026
huh, i just checked and it's still there. did they do it in an update i didn't get yet or something?
Cropped screenshot of Gboard's emoji picker on my phone, with the trans flag still being on the first row in a second-to-last column of the Flags section
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 20/05/2026
oh fucking hell there's more coming up is that why (i heard, i haven't watched much of s5 yet) they're taking so long to tie up all plot points, just to serve as spinoff bait?
Television series:
The Boys (2019–present)
Gen V (2023–2025)
Vought Rising (forthcoming, 2027)
The Boys: Mexico (TBA)
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 03/04/2026
they should've based it on this instead
A quite compressed Discord screenshot that says: "Found out that tung tung sahur is ai generated so I made an ai free version you can use instead." The picture is of a drawn Tung Tung Sahur, an anthropomorphic wood log holding a bat, but with slutty eyes, a cat face, some stickers including trans and I think  bisexual pride flags, blue spiky hair, one sleeve, and one thigh high.
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 02/04/2026
yeah it's poor rewording of this from the site
Support Indie Game Developers
Your subscription fee is split with the creators of the titles you play!
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 01/04/2026
Xavier Renegade Angel from Xavier Renegade Angel saying the post above
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 21/03/2026
An image demonstrating a bias in AI upscalers or something. It turned a low resolution picture of Barack Obama into some white guy
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 18/03/2026
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 15/03/2026
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 08/03/2026
Quote from some IGN article: "There's a tendency among the press to attribute the creation of a game to a single person," says Warren Spector, creator of Thief and Deus Ex.
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 05/03/2026
that actually seems to be bluesky being weird, probably because of the handle becoming invalid but also not really. the post is still up, but the profile links to the old account with a pinned post linking to the new one, where this post originally was
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 05/03/2026
anyone got spare 200k dollars
computer.app is for sale for 200,000 USD
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 20/02/2026
are they related
Jim "Caddicarus" Caddick's character, Sam Widge (portrayed by him wearing a chef outfit and speaking with a French accent) eating a sandwich
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 17/02/2026
A two-page magazine ad for Microsoft Flight Simulator from 1995. It has a photo of pre-9/11 New York with the Twin Towers still being there. The text over it says, "Remember, as you buzz the 42nd floor of the twin towers and rudder into a power-off spin recovery above Times Square, safety is a pilot's first and foremost concern."
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 16/02/2026
it's funny seeing this internet anarchist guy (not internet *historian*, anarchist is the sunnyv2 drama "documentarian" kinda guy) getting called out for plagiarizing other people's videos when he got briefly mentioned in hbomb's plagiarism video for doing the same thing
Screenshot of hbomberguy's famous video, Plagiarism and You(Tube), at 1:22:49. He's talking about his montage of Brian Deer's Wakefield MMR documentary and its plagiarism by iilluminaughtii (is that how her nickname's spelled?) having gone through so many drama YouTubers that other drama YouTubers are erroneously crediting previous drama YouTubers for said montage. Internet Anarchist is used as an example. Later, hbomb points out that the drama YouTuber's name isn't even spelled correctly in IA's video
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 10/02/2026
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 10/02/2026
super hans peep show my beloved
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 03/02/2026
for reference
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 02/02/2026
we're not playing bleeding pictionary, it's a made up game
Screenshot from Peep Show, Series 7 Episode 5, Seasonal Beatings, where Mark's dad says the line that I posted, to kinda nail the reference down for those who didn't get it's a reference
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blake the fucking thing!!!!!111 @arty1f.neocities.org · 21/01/2026
honestly, better than expected. a bunch of them were in the opposite direction, but there was one where i first said "not sure" and then when i saw the cover i was totally like "oh yeah that's definitely ai"
Me scoring an 18/24 (75%) on this survey
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