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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Is it true that this bag of filth hasn't been seen in public since May 30th? Can this douchebag nightmare be nearing an end? Crossing all available fingers!

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

When he first began collecting my work, I must admit I was flattered. Now it just seems a little bit weird. I mean come on, man. Obsessed much? In other big news, congratulations to KKKaroline Leavitt on the birth of a healthy baby jackal!!!

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Seen last night on my evening walk.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

If I were a gambling man and didn't find the prediction markets to be a morally vacuous cesspool of Fascist decay, I guess I would probably bet the farm on his being fired in the next two weeks. Krash Patel, aka J. Edgar Boozer, aka Elliot Mess.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Another Heroes of MAGA WIP: JD Vance, looking worse for wear after a long night of romancing the couch. Not even sure what to do do with this guy, I have to say. He's so very hollow and has such a total void of personality that it's hard to get to the meat of him.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Thanks, buddy. I volunteer them all for the revolution.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Another MAGA work in progress. This one is unemployed Annie Oakley, lookin' snatched as per usual. She may have nowhere to go in the morning, but she still needs all of her hats and outfits for photo ops and psychotic breaks, so I plan to load her up with accessories. Hide yer dogs and husbands!

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Can I say how many DM's like this I've received on Facebook in the past few days? I mean, where do these silly assed hobgoblins come from? Is there some kind of MAGA alien queen that perpetually shits them out? Whatever the case, if I didn't know better I'd almost say he doesn't care for my art.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Did anyone hear this raccoon dick story? I mean, come on now. What the hell? This guy and his dead animal fetish.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Just by sheer luck I've managed to be topical with this one today. It's soon to be unemployed, drunken reprobate, K$sh. I await my $250MM lawsuit. Discovery is a bitch!

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Greggy B., offering up a turn on the catwalk to show off his new toddler safety helmet. More of these dopes up on deck!

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Over on FB, I really seem to have set off some troglodytes yesterday with my Andrew Taint. I don't know if I've ever upset so many sensitive petunias. Anyhoo, here is a turn around of Stephen Miller in his fancy dress up hat. I've got more of these guys up on deck. Will post as they all take shape.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Riding on the coattails of Charlie Kirk, here is another Hero of MAGA work in progress - this one his brother from another dumpster, human trafficker/rapist, Andrew Taint - seen here looksmaxxing in two directions at once.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Another Heroes of MAGA work in progress: this one Charlie Kirk, patron saint of enormous gummed racist trolls. May turn him into a neck spouting birdbath for placement at the Arc De Trump or Department of Education, and I'll probably make his wife as well, all dripped out like late stage Fat Elvis.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Another work in progress, this one the Hermann Goering of our time - little Nosferatu, Stephen Miller.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Another work in progress. This one of course is prison bound Pam. I'm definitely leaning now toward making them all full bodied. I like the idea someone suggested the other day of throwing them into a game engine for a Mortal Kombat styled choose your own fighter death match extravaganza.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Another Heroes of MAGA work in progress starting to come together. This one's recent retiree, Greg Bovino, showing off the smile that made him beloved by Nazi assholes everywhere. Hope they let him keep the toddler safety helmet. I think he looks naked without it.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Another work in progress from my new Heroes of MAGA series. It's Homan, of course, looking boozy, hairy and open to bribes of $50K or higher. I'll probably make him a rumpled, vomit stained jacket and tie, then move on to finish his predecessor.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

I haven't really been posting much at all, but I have been quietly plugging away - currently on a new HEROES OF MAGA series. Anyway, here is a WIP of our most distinguished Secretary of Health. Much more to come in time. Currently have 10 of em going, and am thinking around 20 in total.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Happy Valentine's Day and all that.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Word on the street is this sonofabitch isn't feeling his best at the moment. Thoughts and prayers that someone steps up to flip back onto his stomach. Or not. It's a rest in piss moment just waiting to happen. Perhaps not the #1 rest in piss moment. But still. It will sure be satisfying.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

I don't know what I could possibly add to the discourse that might be helpful, but this was a murder by masked gestapo, and I'm sick and tired of this shit. To everyone who voted for this, I fucking hate you. Truly. That's all. That's all I've got. My rage is eating me alive.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Never posted this one last month during my flurry of making FIFA Peace Prizes, as I felt I'd already kinda peaked with his dripping micropenis award. But now, with his embarrassing Nobel nonsense front and center in the news, I suppose I will share this lesser award for cognitive super abilities

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Don't feel like laying out a best of '25 art thread. Instead, here is my sad little alien, expressing my feelings for me through the magic of interpretive dance. Happy New Year to you from a beat to shit Van D'lay Industries. May Donald Trump lay dead & stinking before the next one is through.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

In recognition of what Mike Johnson has called "the most glorious penis I've ever seen", I am proud to bestow the FIFA VIRILITY PRIZE 2025 to Donald J. Trump, President of the United States (and all around specimen of a man).

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

In recognition of not having shit his pants in nearly three days now, I am proud to bestow the FIFA BIG BOY PRIZE 2025 to Donald J. Trump, President of the United States.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Toughen up, Hayes. How will you feel next week when he receives the Kid Rock Haven't Fucked a Toddler Since My Dick Stopped Working award?

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

And one of the worst is actually finishing it.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

I'm a fan of both you and The Bulwark, but this was such an absolute head scratcher and utter fail in general. Why offer this vaseline lensed mediocrity a platform to sell her shitty book? And why lob nothing but softballs to her for well over an hour? You never even mentioned Mark Sanford.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Agreed. I like Tim Miller and The Bulwark, but this was a real head scratcher.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

Can someone PLEASE shoot this motherfucker in the face?

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Just some random scariness for Halloween. Boo and all that.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Look, I'll be the first to admit I've been feeling humbled by this nutsack's embrace of my work. Seems inconsistent with his gilded Temu design aesthetic, but what can I say? He's a sophisticated patron of the arts!

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

So fucking sick and tired of this.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

The reality of the day was awesome enough. There's really no need or benefit to posting bullshit AI images that can only dilute the message while plundering the planet.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

An Indubitably Fancy Affair (2025) Something for the Martian jet set.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Pro tip: Don't try and walk on your hind legs like the human people, and you won't fall on your ass every time you're asked an uncomfortable question.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Because sometimes, apropos of nothing, a guy's gotta get off the extended, months long project train and make an impromptu abstract thingamadoodle, simply for the sheer fuck of it.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

AND it's conditioned upon his favored party being re-elected. No re-election, no $20BB. On the other hand, that floppy neck pussy is making me thirsty!

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

Not easy being an artist in 2025, having to compete with a daily tsunami of insipid AI bullshit. So, here is some recycled biz to remind the world that I do in fact still exist, as it scrolls endlessly through hysterical videos of JD Vance romancing furniture and Stephen Hawking being brutalized.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Nicely done. I wish that everyone who ever mentions him on air would refer to him at all times as a 34 time convicted felon, and an adjudicated rapist. As that is exactly what he is.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Good god. Someone waterboard this motherfucker.

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Art Van D'lay @artvandlay.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

Bailiff, will you please taze and gag the witness?

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