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ArtsulSelva

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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 16h
yeah like I understand that he just lies and lies about everything and whaddya gonna do, blah blah blah—- but this seems like a different kind of lie
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 17h
I still cannot comprehend how this emerged, Trump said “it’s fake” and then everybody just... moved on? Like, is there no way to interrogate this claim that somebody made a fake Trump-Epstein birthday letter? No further investigation needed?
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 22h
The Dirty Dunkin’
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 23h
We hope to have some in about three weeks, let’s circle back then
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Obi-Wan Kenobi: Haven't Heard That In A While
Alt: Obi-Wan Kenobi: name I’ve not heard in a long time
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
well I learned a new word from this post anyway
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Jed Clampett: What In Tarnation?
Alt: Pa Clampett: What In Tarnation?
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yep I wandered over there with Nitter about a year ago to see what people were saying about a relatively obscure sporting event that wasn’t getting much chatter here turns out they were saying racist stuff
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
yeah sorry, I signed up for it yesterday
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
it‘s a good thing we didn’t wait until we understood the mechanism of general anesthesia before starting to use it for surgery
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
lol this looks like a perp walk
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Looks like a smaller number of players started and the rest followed suit they were presumably watching the third base coach also do it They‘ve all seen a stop sign thrown up like this thousands of times in their careers So, it doesn’t seem like something they’d have to plan in advance
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
at least there weren‘t two outs though
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
alternatively, kinda sane
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
excuse me that title belongs to Stephen Miller
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
blockee, if you’re out there you‘re welcome to use my pfp if you have any characters in your novels that are calamondin trees
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
cool story, but finishing third in a Senate race is not going to help “rebuild the party brand“
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nobody will care about her views or her experience after she comes in third in this election and fades into obscurity. The only reason we‘re even hearing about her is that unlike many no-chance Dem candidates, she’s helping her Republican opponent win the race.
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
not crazy, just stupid
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it’s just the truth really
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t even know what my video game preferences are, and I like it that way
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this was my first attempt, I’m not entirely convinced
Cold Feet,
Warm Guns A mild-mannered funeral director, Tom Hanks, is remarrying - but his fiancé, a retired hostage negotiator, Antonio Banderas,
arrives at the snowed-in Vermont inn trailed by his own past: a devoted ex-bodyguard, Dolph Lundgren, with flowers, a rifle and a speech. Hired by Hanks's mother to end the
engagement, a corrupt local sheriff, Randall 'Tex' Cobb, keeps inventing crimes so nobody can leave. Doors slam, beds rotate, and by morning Hanks must choose between the man
he loves and the man who won't check out. TOM HANKS • DOLPH LUNDGREN •
ANTONIO BANDERAS • RANDALL 'TEX' COBB
A MIKE NICHOLS FILM
R FOR STRONG SEXUAL CONTENTr, PERVASIVE LANGUAGE
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
their recorders are good too (the higher-end ones, although the cheapies that kids use in schools are fine too) and they made some cool tennis racquets back in the day
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Turns out that Democratic voters are angrier at Donald Trump than they are at Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries shocking
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It seems like Ossoff is trying to revive the idea of shame as a real thing that politicians might want to take into account
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
my guess is it’s just stealing more funds to send out another attempted vote-buying check
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We know that there are some people who join the military primarily because they want to legally kill; now we’ve put one of those people in charge of the military.
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
when he talks about “lethality” like he thinks the only point of war is the killing, that’s because he does
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Homer Simpson: It's Funny Because It's True
Alt: Homer Simpson: It's Funny Because It's True
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
that‘s too dignified for him, I want him to be forced to play a full round of televised golf on a course he doesn‘t own
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it did not
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I honestly think it won’t happen, maybe I’m too optimistic
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Deserves death! I daresay he does.
Frodo and Gandalf, painted by Alan Lee
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The ALT stands for “Animal Larceny Time”
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it can only stupid happen
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
3 laws of Trump: 1) The stupidest possible explanation of a phenomenon is the most likely 2) No matter how stupid things appear, the reality is almost certainly stupider 3) No matter how stupid things are now, they will get stupider
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean this is bonkers even by his standards what is the trajectory for the next two years, yikes
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they will stash it here
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Rocky: Sylvester Stallone's Iconic Meat Punch
ALT: Rocky: Sylvester Stallone's Iconic Meat Punch
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He’s much too clean on opsec for that
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
hahaha it’s about time
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
looks like they‘re having trouble finding enough vetted idiots to fill the seats
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what’s the point of having money if you still have to debase yourself like this
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One more rec… if you happen to be in a Florence on a Tuesday morning, the weekly market at the Cascine park is a fun and very Italian scene and could be a place to get non-touristy gifts or souvenirs. Looks like it will run on Sundays in December as well.
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also— if you are interested in Roman stuff and have the time, Ostia Antica (the old port of Rome) is an awesome site a short train ride from Rome.
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
too dark, test audience hated, please rethink
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
is this your house bro
Upside-down American flag flying outside the Alito family home in the haftermath of the 2020 election
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
effettivamente i medici dicono che fa male usare il cellulare a letto
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
not many people know about that
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(To be clear, ”candidate quality” here refers to electoral prospects and nothing else)
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ArtsulSelva @artsulselva.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And the thing is that candidate quality is a sword that cuts both ways. Dems hit the jackpot on candidate quality in TX and KS this yer— if they do lose a winnable race in MI that’s just part of the deal
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