Jacob @artistjacob.bsky.social · 16/07/2026One thing about me- you put a jolly rancher in my mouth, I will bite it. 160
Jacob @artistjacob.bsky.social · 30/06/2026The rumors are true! I have returned to the internet. Convince me to stay 3120
Jacob @artistjacob.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I’ve been moving to a new apt in town all week and just realized I haven’t eaten in 4 days 030
Jacob @artistjacob.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Things I want to do today: 1. Play Pokémon Leaf Green 2. DM cute boys from the comfort of my bed Things I have to do today: 1. Department Meeting 2. Dishes Things I will do today: 1. Disassociate 140
Jacob @artistjacob.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Brother and I dismantled Reagan-nomics for our dad this weekend and he’s still non-verbal. “You’re broke as fuck because you forgot the rich could just buy a bigger cup” 010
Jacob @artistjacob.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Someone come fix the lighting in my work bathroom. Thanks 🙏 1190
Jacob @artistjacob.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Here me out: Monday: 🔵 Tuesday: 🟢 Wednesday: 🟡 Thursday: 🟠 Friday: 🔴 Saturday: ⚫️ Sunday: ⚪️ 001
Jacob @artistjacob.bsky.social · 07/01/2026media.tenor.coma cartoon of a snake with a yellow beakALT: a cartoon of a snake with a yellow beak 020
Jacob @artistjacob.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Maybe its the holidays approaching but I am officially opening boyfriend applications: inquire within 140
Reposted by JacobAnthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 05/11/2025There, my friends, is an urban-suburban-rural, multiracial coalition. 291478222
Jacob @artistjacob.bsky.social · 27/10/2025Rainy October Day calls for a leather jacket and cowboy boots 1230
Jacob @artistjacob.bsky.social · 01/10/2025It’s Wednesday my dudes and this bathroom has shitty lighting 280
Jacob @artistjacob.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Headed to Charlotte this evening for a weekend of debauchery. Any of y’all gonna be there? 1130
Jacob @artistjacob.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Just got into an exhibition in California! Now accepting donations to help cover shipping costs. 💸💸💸 030
Jacob @artistjacob.bsky.social · 13/09/2025My will to live is almost zero these days. I need a vacation. 030
Jacob @artistjacob.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Going to be in Atlanta this weekend. Anyone going to be around? 0140
Jacob @artistjacob.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Look good, smell good, feel good 😌 Happy First Day of Classes 0270
Jacob @artistjacob.bsky.social · 15/07/2025To my followers and friends in the following cities: Atlanta, Chattanooga, Louisville, Cincinnati, Indianapolis: Im about to road trip through you and if my car breaks down can I get a lift please? 🥸 040
Jacob @artistjacob.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Was asleep for 24 hours with a migraine. What did I miss? 020
