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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve

@artison.bsky.social
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Mostly liberal Canadian. Collective punishment is a war crime. Don Snorleone is a pedophile. Related: The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubriated. On a lighter note, Max Verstappen is the best F1 driver ever.

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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
vedk is essential to a good fear cake.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hulkenberg’s onboard was amazing.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It was a very Drumpfian 250th. He overpromised and underdelivered. He made a fool of himself along the way and directed the spotlight away from the event itself and toward it’s rightful owner.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I hope someone in the HHS gave him the ringtone as a subversive way to call him a quack.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Melania: You brought Ivanka II here? I’m outta here fat boy.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sean: Many of us hope Carney decides to ride out your deranged orangutan’s vapid air pudding statements until your Turd Reich has crashed and burned. Election day should provide some guidance for a timeline of when the hazmat team will be needed. Love, A Massively Huge Majority of Canadians.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
We should fix that.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Nice work from these people. Not many people get to work on something that benefits humanity.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The Finns could teach us how to live with a potentially violent neighbour. They’ve had a lot of experience, we’re new at this.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It’s only a coincidence she looks like Ivanka.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ivanka’s clothes. He likes to have her wear them just because…
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I appreciate having a leader who is direct and honest. Everyone is aware what Trump and company represent and Carney is willing to say it publicly.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We have the right guy in the Prime Minister’s Office.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is what we want.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
He should just hold an Ivanka look-alike contest to find his assistants.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I can still hear her on the phone.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
After a night out plying his rough trade.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
lol
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If this is what they’re coming up with, good luck. This looks like Trump’s media guy made it.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
We should divert as much economic activity as we can away from the US. It’s not a good idea to have so much tied to one country. Especially true while Don Snorleone is in the White House.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
He still has one third support. You have to wonder what he would have to do to lose them.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
He knows all about children being embarrassed by their parent.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The headline writer will be sipping on some nice Chardonnay tonight.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
One third of the country is still onboard.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The near universal press bootlicking in those first few years was nauseating to live through. At least today, a healthy percentage of the press despise Drumpf and his administration.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
She has to be completely unnerved by the way her father sees her.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It’s refreshing to watch someone use the legal system to make his life miserable.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sparkling wordplay aside, I don’t see this guy convincing many people.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Carrying on conversations with dead people used to be career limiting
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
@mark-carney.bsky.social Do not cave to him. He’ll leave one way or another. Do Not Back Down.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This stupid scam is back again. These guys are trying to deny the power of fish milk by pushing this ridiculous piss to gold thing. The Egyptians tried this and it messed up their posture for generations. They even documented it in artwork. It’s meant to be a warning to future generations of cats.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
$8 would have been dismal in 1815, never mind 2015. Massachusetts isn’t as progressive as people think.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The bile. The vitriol. The Sun. Rupert Murdoch has harmed humanity.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
How about no.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
He should run for office.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
These guys should get time off, as much as they can. Being a national leader is a pain in the ass job.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
‘You Don’t Want to See Me Cry’. Are we talking severe emotional pain here, because…
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
@mark-carney.bsky.social Trudeau threw away the first past the post pledge once elected and a massive amount of goodwill disappeared. Do not fold to that lunatic.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The headline writer went home, poured a drink and said: Goddamn, I was on fire today.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
AI: Teaching sand to think.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
He works for an unhinged lunatic. Whatever that thing wants is what Warsh will deliver. This means it will be self-serving and colossally illegal.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The riff raff could try eating just once a day. If they get a bit faint or just want some bulk, grass provides many essential nutrients. You could bring the workers into a room with a trough of food and they could help themselves. I had no upper management was so easy.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
We are cooking the planet and we have to stop.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Mikey is a triple threat. See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Evil.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This better not be about gay frogs.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
He spent considerable time today fire hosing his audience with posts crowing about how well he’s doing. Seemed a tab defensive.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
See No Evil, Hear No Evil and Evil. - Stolen from a much better Bob Dole joke.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
You’re on the wrong side of history Rolling Stone. There was a time when you would have recognized that.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I really wish Canada would help Cuba.
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artison Guardian of the Strategic Ice Reserve @artison.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
If there ever was an Administration that made it their solemn duty to step on rakes, it’s these guys. The number of self inflicted gaffes and failures would be enough to sink all previous Administrations combined.
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