iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

67% of my Spotify streams come from playlists. So if you’ve added ANY of my music to a playlist, you’re a fuckin legend

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Only way we are taking that gorilla is if we gaslight him to death

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Pop Quiz: what do you think would happen to any of you if you disregarded an order from the court. How about the Supreme Court lol

Everyone who voted for this man twice has to write an essay as to why they should be allowed to vote again. No crayons.

Better Off Alone was peak human melody writing and we’ve been chasing that high ever since

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100k streams and I’ll get myself an Oreo blizzard. As a treat.

artimus wolz @artimuswolz.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

It won’t fix your problems, but it’ll make your problems sound better for 30 Minutes youtu.be/6j_iaB3WUz0?...

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SOMNITECT - Distance (Full Mix) 30+ Minutes Easy Listening Music

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artimus wolz @artimuswolz.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

Middle Lyric Video is Up! Full Ghost Servo EP DROPS MAY 1 on all platforms! youtu.be/yJ9HDtrdfJk?...

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Middle (Official Lyric) - Artimus Wolz

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artimus wolz @artimuswolz.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Two years ago I made my first @billboard.com chart appearance!

artimus wolz @artimuswolz.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Then in 2011 I won YouTube’s first “Creator’s Institute”: a nation wide contest for YouTubers to receive additional training. Out of thousands of entries I was voted, then selected as one of the 20 winners. I was doing VFX at the time.

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artimus wolz @artimuswolz.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

YouTube’s birthday reminded me my first ever channel is hella old lol

artimus wolz @artimuswolz.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Allergy Gang til I die (soon) 🌻🌹🌺🌻🥀🥀💐🌷🌸🥀🥀💐🌷🌸🌻🥀💐

artimus wolz @artimuswolz.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Rare sighting of all four slushies working. May this bless your day and bring you luck

artimus wolz @artimuswolz.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

I be in my dreams like “I just had the weirdest reality” and no one there believes our current events are possible

artimus wolz @artimuswolz.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Spotify went down today which is the PERFECT reminder that you can own my music on CD and VINYL! Stick it to our digital overlords by owning some physical media 😏 somnitect.com/collections/...

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You ai generators need to generate a personality

E-Courses be like “How To Get Your Script Made By Netflix” Then start off with “Ok so you’ve called your uncle who is an exec at Netflix. Here’s how you crush the pitch meeting!”

I’ve been saying this for years and I’ll say it again They nerfed THE FUCK out of autocorrect at some point in the last decade. My thumbs did not get bigger. My eyes did not get smaller. YOU, keyboard, have gotten lazier and there’s only room for one of us.

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If you’ve ever compared yourself to me and felt in anyway “behind” lol don’t. I am not “crushing it”. You still got time. My success was MOSTLY luck and even still I struggle to maintain the small window of relevance I have compared to some of my peers who seem to be ROCKETING past me.

I’ve never been asked to solve a murder (jury duty) and I’m slightly offended

artimus wolz @artimuswolz.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

We need to accept that billionaires KNOW they could mathematically pay more taxes to help extend life expectancy… …but that they actually don’t think “the poor” deserve extra life

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artimus wolz @artimuswolz.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

You gotta give it to David Attenborough This mfr monetized the shit out of bird watching

artimus wolz @artimuswolz.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

There’s a difference between “holding grudges” and “having respect enough for yourself to remove the possibility of people disrespecting you a second time”

Don't Tread on Me (Penguin Edition) - Sticker: Proceeds go to Charity

Ok yall can stop emailing me, we’re making 300 more Don’t Tread On Me Penguins but THIS IS IT. 50% of all profits go to National Wildlife Federation at the end of April. Those who ordered last week yours are already in the mail! somnitect.com/products/don...

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Matte sticker Proceeds go to the National Wildlife Federation In production, will ship ASAP

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“I made it with ai!” I could tell. Immediately.

If you live in Hartford, Connecticut and like my music I have some really random and awesome news to announce soon lol

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If yall put the same energy into engaging with my music posts as my light Minecraft jabbing I’d be able to buy all of you Coachella tickets. Or at least finance them.

I understand there’s a lot of frustration at the chicken jockey trend for the Minecraft movie but if I could remind you film buffs of a very important fact It’s a Minecraft movie. Fucking relax.

There’s a lot of great stuff here there’s also a lot of bullshit

artimus wolz @artimuswolz.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

All stickers are shipped! There’s a couple Don’t Tread On Me Penguin stickers left over at Somnitect.com!

artimus wolz @artimuswolz.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

The Don’t Tread On Me (Penguin Edition) orders are packed and shipping out in the AM! Www.somnitect.com

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Mage Against The Machine @sassyphus.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Stickers are now sold out, and we raised hundreds for charity. I've added more items so you can still grab this design 🐧🩵

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artimus wolz @artimuswolz.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

So let me get this right. The so called “non-tax paying immigrants” are having their ~checks notes~ tax return information used against them Republican scum. Am I hearing this right?

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artimus wolz @artimuswolz.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

We’ve raised over $200 for the Wildlife Federation Action Fund so far with the Don’t Tread On Me Penguin stickers! They get here in two days and ship out the next! Thanks everyone who grabbed one! Www.somnitect.com

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artimus wolz @artimuswolz.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Anti-vax is domestic terrorism.

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artimus wolz @artimuswolz.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

It’s easy to get discouraged with the amount of throttling and auto unfollowing TikTok does to my account… But the fact yall have kept me above 100k monthly listeners on Spotify for 2 years straight DESPITE the algorithm is really special

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artimus wolz @artimuswolz.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

DJT supporters get quieter and quieter every day. Keep going. This was your last hurrah. When this dust settles you’ll have no place to feel comfortable again.

artimus wolz @artimuswolz.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Over a dozen shirts and stickers have been sold! Reminder half of all proceeds are being donated to National Wildlife Federation’s Action Fund at the end of the month! Www.somnitect.com