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Steve 🇵🇸

@artificialsteve.bsky.social
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📍Berlin Trans rights are human rights • Never stan anybody or anything • He/Him • Painfully suffering LCFC fan • End the genocidal Israeli occupation of Palestine 🍉

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Steve 🇵🇸 @artificialsteve.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Oh who put 50p in the lying warmonger?
Guardian headlines of Tony Blair
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Steve 🇵🇸 @artificialsteve.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
I also still maintain he looks like a Goomba from the 90s Super Mario movie with Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo
A picture of a Goomba from the 1993 Super Mario Bros movie
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Steve 🇵🇸 @artificialsteve.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
All you ever need to know about Wes Streeting is drawn from the inimitable Dawn Foster, may she RIP.
Dawn Foster tweet from Jan 3, 2021: I knew Wes when I was a student and he was the NUS president - always been a right wing lickspittle cunt
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Steve 🇵🇸 @artificialsteve.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Classic Wes.
dril tweet that says "and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad."
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Steve 🇵🇸 @artificialsteve.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
If you want to know what the state of the UK job market is, this is a job description I just came across. This is for one position, they're asking for an entire marketing department.
Job description with various roles that would traditionally be done by a department falling under the remit of one person.
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Steve 🇵🇸 @artificialsteve.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Ooh yeah I’m up for this. Perfect albums from when I was 16. “How Many Licks?” is a fucking masterpiece.
The Art of Drowning by AFI album coverLil’ Kim album cover The Notorious K.I.M.The album cover for Cursive’s DomesticaThe album cover for The Distillers by The Distillers
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Steve 🇵🇸 @artificialsteve.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Nope, sticking with Ellie, that's one hell of a Freudian Slip for a psychologist. #TheTraitors
Ellie from The Traitors UK sitting in her talking head interview. The subtitles on the screen read "and watching as a kind of Secret Traitor."
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Steve 🇵🇸 @artificialsteve.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Goomba looking mfer.
A picture of a Goomba from the seminal 1993 live action retelling of Super Mario Bros. The resemblance to Wes Streeting is uncanny.
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Steve 🇵🇸 @artificialsteve.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Fantastic article from @jonathanliew.bsky.social about the ridiculousness of the Maccabi Tel Aviv fiasco. Particularly this last few paragraphs. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
But of course none of this fits neatly into a clicky, media-friendly race-war narrative, fed by social media algorithms and all the usual provocateurs. We are spun the line that a few hundred far-right ultras with a history of violence are somehow representative of all Jews everywhere, in much the same way that the Netanyahu government appoints itself the mouthpiece for an entire religion of 16 million people based around the world, many of whom despise him and actively mobilise against him every day. We are expected to believe in the existence of a hostile antisemitic conspiracy co-hatched by the police and the residents of Birmingham.

And yes, on the face of it this is all fairly small-scale stuff: a decision affecting the fans of one football club in a second-tier game that would scarcely attract the slightest attention otherwise. But at the same time it is a fascinating case study into the instincts of our political and media class. You want concerted international action against Israel for its crimes in Gaza and elsewhere? Good luck with that when you can’t even get a few violent far-right football fans turned away at Birmingham Airport.

The quiet part, of course, is that when Maccabi fans speak out against refugees, chant “death to Arabs”, associate their enemies with Hamas and commit violence in our city centres, there is a small but significant part of our country that tacitly agrees with them, and a much larger part of our country willing to humour them out of expediency.

And really Robinson is just the thin end of the wedge here, the racist canary in the mine, the reductio ad absurdum of an impulse that has long been embedded in our politics. Choosing to stand with the far-right foreign football hooligan against the local police force: this, apparently, is what British patriotism looks like in 2025. Truly, we are through the looking-glass here.
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Steve 🇵🇸 @artificialsteve.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Shouting "Wheeeeeyyyyyyyyyy" when a someone drops a glass in the pub.
Keir Starmer "That's real Britain"
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Steve 🇵🇸 @artificialsteve.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
11 hours between image one and image two.
Trump is waging culture war on Europe by promoting rightwing allies, report finds.

Study says US president seeks to interfere in elections and 'move the ideological centre of gravity' in European politics.

Picture of Trump and Meloni'Your countries are going to hell,' Trump tells UN as he rages against 'failed experiment of open borders'
Continuing his discussion of immigration, Trump says that “proud nations must be allowed to protect their communities and prevent their societies from being overwhelmed by people they have never seen before, with different customs, religions, with different everything.”

He specifically makes a claim that “migrants have violated laws, false asylum claims or claimed refugee status for illegitimate reasons.”

“They should, in many cases, be immediately sent home,” he says.

He insists that “we have to solve the problem, and we have to solve it in their countries, not create problems in our countries.”

He says that a high percentage of inmates in Austrian, German, Greek, and Swiss prisons were foreign nationals, as he says – in the Swiss context – that “so-called asylum seekers … repaid kidness with crime.”

“It’s time to end the failed experiment of open borders. You have to end it now. See I can tell you, I’m really good at this stuff. Your countries are going to hell.”
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Steve 🇵🇸 @artificialsteve.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Then irony here being that 450 people were arrested this weekend for holding cardboard signs and sitting on the ground.
UK prime minister Keir Starmer has shared a message on X about the shooting of Charlie Kirk. He said “we must all be free to debate openly and freely without fear”.

Starmer wrote:

My thoughts this evening are with the loved ones of Charlie Kirk.

It is heartbreaking that a young family has been robbed of a father and a husband.

We must all be free to debate openly and freely without fear – there can be no justification for political violence.
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Steve 🇵🇸 @artificialsteve.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Unless that compromise is appointing a Prime Minister from the left-wing parties who have more seats than Macron's centrists.
Gabriel Attal, a former prime minister and head of Macron’s centrists, told France Info radio that France was suffering from an “absolutely distressing spectacle” of instability in which “the government falls every three to six months.” He said “we have to get out of this spiral”, adding there had to be a form of compromise agreed between all the political blocs.
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Steve 🇵🇸 @artificialsteve.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Apparently this was onside.
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Steve 🇵🇸 @artificialsteve.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I mean
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Steve 🇵🇸 @artificialsteve.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Snitches get stitches.
A screenshot of a Guardian news update about the UnitedHealthcare killer. It reads 

"The suspect was at a McDonald’s in Altoona, Pennsylvania and was recognized by an employee who then called local police.

New York authorities said that responding officers questioned the suspect, who was acting suspiciously and was carrying multiple fraudulent IDs as well as a US passport.

Upon further investigation, officers recovered a firearm on the man, as well as a suppressor, both consistent with the weapon used in the murder."
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Steve 🇵🇸 @artificialsteve.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Name your top four albums from the year you turned 17.
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Steve 🇵🇸 @artificialsteve.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
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Steve 🇵🇸 @artificialsteve.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
🥊 🥊 🥊 🥊
The Pokemon LucarioThe Pokemon AnnihilapeThe Pokemon MachampThe Pokemon Kommo-o
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Steve 🇵🇸 @artificialsteve.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Timeline cleanse. As much as I love seeing 🍆, it’s embarrassing when I’m on public transport.
A bowl of stir-fry. Hoisin chicken with onions and bell peppers, on a bed of jasmine rice.
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Steve 🇵🇸 @artificialsteve.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Quick! Reposts this with a pic of you and your favourite Pokémon.
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Steve 🇵🇸 @artificialsteve.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
Boyfriend Reveal:
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Steve 🇵🇸 @artificialsteve.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Fuck it. I’m turning this into a cooking blog. Thai basil, beef and cabbage stir-fry.
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Steve 🇵🇸 @artificialsteve.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
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