Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026This latte tastes thick and fatty and not much like oatmilk Ugh wish me luck. 030
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026My neighbor and I share a driveway and when I came home from walking the dog there was paint all over her side. Then husband came home and asked why my car was all stained under it and it looks like she sprayed the water from washing it all under my car 😤🙄 Of course I didn’t snap a pic. 000
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026My husband, comparing the comfort of his sneakers: “I just love my sketchers though.” Me: “that’s because you don’t have a Prada backpack” 040
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It was raining so hard I had to pull off the highway because my wipers couldn’t work fast enough and I couldn’t even see the car in front of me. After calling my boss panicking, she told me to go home. Now that I’m home it’s barely misting and I feel silly. 040
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I won a goodreads ARC and it came a little jacked up but ‼️‼️‼️ 2170
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Made coffee this morning before my walk. Came back ready to pour myself coffee. I never put the coffee grounds in. I just have a carafe of hot water. 030
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Doing laps around the house in circles because I can’t walk outside 😵💫 011
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 24/06/202610 years ago I’d have a shower beer while getting ready to go out. Now I’m show iced coffee-ing while getting geared up for a presentation at work. 🫠 120
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I have said “well we’ll cross that bridge when we get there” like 90x in the past week. Can I please have a bridge-less journey after this. 020
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 18/06/2026About to get my haircut and just remembered this new girl I’m seeing gives the best head massages 💆🏼♀️ 010
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 08/06/2026The kindergarteners I worked with right after graduating are graduating this month and I am not ok 😭 010
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Is the “your body changes every 7 years” thing true because I’ve never really had allergies and now I’m divisible-by-seven years old and it feels like someone poured acid in my eyes every time I walk outside. 020
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Ew why did my kindle move the home & library buttons to a ribbon down the lefthand side of the screen instead of the bottom? 040
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Accidentally wore my office claw clip home on Friday and grabbed my work bag claw clip on Saturday when I needed one quickly and now I’m at work and have no claw clips 😩 120
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Getting dinner with my girlfriends and then we’re going to b&n. I love girls nights. 140
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 22/05/2026A coworker went “you’re from nj? That checks out” And I immediately went “the fuck does that mean?” And then I realized I sounded likestatic.klipy.comTony Sopranos What Are You SayingAlt: Tony Sopranos What Are You Saying 020
Reposted by RachaelArloween 🎃 @feraldactal.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Listen I don’t need Brendan Fraser to get into shape for the new Mummy movie. All I need is for that man to still look at Evie like she’s the most valuable treasure he has ever seen. 28211
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 28/04/2026In even more devastating news, we bought ice cream last week so that’s been my *sweet treat* the last few days and I’m breaking out all over my face 😫 010
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 22/04/2026How did all my makeup AND skincare AND hair stuff run out within 2 weeks. 💸💸 000
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Though my mom tossed my seatbelt belt with bottle caps from Hot Topic. Pretty upset tbh. 000
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Ngl right now I’m fine with my parents’ hoarding tendencies. 010
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Somehow the only two games in the house. BUT THE BUFFY GAME. 020
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 27/03/2026My dad has been in & out of the hospital for months & allegedly (my dad is fairly out of it) a Dr made a joke “well we messed up huh” when they gave him WAY too low of a dose while trying to ween him off something & ended up hospitalized again. I stg. Time to get some bail money ready for me. 220
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Ginger was so anxious and wouldn’t eat her food. Her water bowl was 1/2” inch moved towards/in front of the food bowl. I moved it back to where it normally sits, equal to the bowl, and now she’s devouring her food. 010
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026It is insane how much better my mood is when it’s 70° and doesn’t get dark at 4pm anymore. Too bad it’s false spring and it’ll starting being cold again tomorrow 😫 010
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Every now and then I remember a bunch of my friends were featured on PBS Frontline: Growing up Online at their LAN party and it just makes me 🤣 😂 000
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Huge asterisk on that because the world is a fucking dumpster fire and my dad has been super sick and that’s a whole different story but OTHER THAN ALL THAT I’m feeling 😄♥️🌈🎉💃🏼😃 000
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Seeing my therapist next week for the first time in 3 months after switching jobs (health insurance is so dumb) But I cannot wait to tell her how it was the best decision and I have been feeling 😄♥️🌈🎉💃🏼😃 ever since 020
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 18/02/2026My friends and I just made a chart to check of all our availability on weekends in 2026 so we can plan girls weekends ♥️ 010
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Woke up at 2:30am feeling 1000° and couldn’t fall back asleep. Now I’m sitting at my desk likemedia.tenor.coma cartoon cat is holding a camera in his hands and looking at it .Alt: Tom, the cartoon cat from Tom & Jerry, is visibly tired and taping his eyelids open 010
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Sobbing at my desk about James Van Der Beek but everyone at my office right now is in their 20s or late 50s and apparently have no idea who he is. 030
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 10/02/2026I made chocolate snacking cake with pistachio buttercream over the weekend and it’s just not good that I can make random delicious treats whenever I want…because I always want. 000
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 30/01/2026I started playing Starwdew Valley and interacting with the npcs in this game is reminding me of twin peaks Or, specifically, the characters in the Psych twin peaks episode 040
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 12/01/2026I can’t stop hiccuping for the last couple hours and not to be dramatic but I want to die. 130
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 12/01/2026My face wash: here’s this fine grain desert sand to gently remove any dead skin. My husband’s face wash: here’s liquid 40 grit sandpaper to remove all skin. His does make my face so soft though. 000
Rachael @artiemes.bsky.social · 10/01/2026I’m still annoyed with this iMessage search feature. What do you mean the town I mentioned in a text message the other day can’t be found. 010
