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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 15m
What is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child? Well, well, well. I think many of you can figure this out for yourselves. In honor of this meme, I want to take the opportunity recall the oft quoted @/lychgate comic from 8 years ago: tapas.io/episode/1090...
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Read fartings :: subliminal fetishes | Tapas Community
Read fartings and more premium Comedy Community series now on Tapas!
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Been fortunate enough to spend the past couple weeks with a lot of likeminded friends. Surprising them with spells and charms to blush and squirm when they least expect it has been SUCH a treat 😈
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Ease🔞 @easenbsquirrel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FA is the only anti-ai, ACTUAL functional gallery site left on the internet not ruined by algorythmic bs, support if you can
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
After years of waffling, I finally got this D&D accoutrement. I donut have a problem~
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Y'all. New bear game is gonna drop! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/d...
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the past five days on the road summarized in five pictures
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Literally had to pry this chair off my childbearing hips after lunch 👀
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"You're gonna love the New Mexican desert-scape we'll be driving through. there's a certain beauty to the dry desolation and the life that thrIves amidst the arid mesa... oh."
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This diner in Oklahoma has a livestock auction building attached. I feel like I'm in an @indigorho.bsky.social story. Careful what you eat or you might just end up on the auction block 👀🫐
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I always forget about fat bear week... hope it's not too late to start bulking up...
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Big Bun Burger by Gill Panda
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Kansas looks like my bear sat on it.
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wisconsin here committing to the bit. Getting hints of cheese everywhere.
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There's a national hispanic heritage month selection for movies on this flight and they have Paddington but just Paddington in Peru and I am struggling to recall any hispanic actors or authenticity... like am i taking crazy pills?
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The two fattest guys on this plane randomly selected adjacent seats. hahah. Lord. 😵‍💫
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's a friend-from-another-life's birthday today. They've long since left the fandom, but I recall their decade long unrequited crush over a pretty insensitive mutual. They were a good person and I regret lacking the words and sympathy to urge them to get help and find some productive way...
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This happens every campaign. Every time. you're supposed to be nice to foxes on their day! *pout* (Thanks, 🐓! Your pieces are always filled with so much toony joy and whimsy!)
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I feel like Homer in that one episode of the Simpsons... "I was gonna tell ya but, what the heck! I'm purposefully shifting my circadian rhythm so I don't fall asleep while driving according to early Central Daylight Savings Time!" (Said when I'm caught eating brekkies at 3:30am hahah)
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hey locals! Are you in search of a good independent dentist who's not part of some weird private equity Dentist Support Organization? Mine got openings and is super nice and thoughtful. And in Sunnyvale! I've been seeing her since 2009 and she's got openings (she's lost some older patients) ^^;
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Y'all, @furcon.bsky.social never ceases to amaze me with how professional and thoughtful they are! From big issues like not throwing their paws up in a "post-mask society" like other cons (🙄) to lil issues like mine. Truly focused on HELPING the community. 🫡
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey @furcon.bsky.social , your 2nd party vendors for payment processing have locked me (a furry, shocking) out. I can't use any form of payment associated with my identity to register; and reg gates gettin a hotel room. Is there some alternative means of paying? Any help would be appreciated!
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Trying to make a kinda artsy and craftsy but also technically detailed present while suddenly depressed is brutally hard hahah ^^;;;
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I can't believe someone made a yt video about @indigorho.bsky.social
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me having run out of expressive outlets and creative distractions granting the intrusive thoughts of reality free rein over the vast and barren void that is my dumbass mindscape.
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's remarkable how relaxing and energizing the physical act of painting miniatures can be. Not to disparage those in the hobby, but a part of me feels like I got in touch with my inner five year old (particularly when I dropped my first miniature shattering it).
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Me: *finishes painting miniature* Also me, not 2 minutes later: *butterfingers*
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Earlier this week I mentioned I was working on some Obsidian templates for tracking players' stats in D&D. I cleaned up the code and have a short tutorial on how to install and use it in your vaults:
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5e PC Sheets for Obsidian - artfulreggie's cakery
Overview of the 5e Player Character stat notes I use in Obsidian.
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My desk has been festooned with sticky notes for the past couple of weeks-- all highlighting various gotchas for an upcoming road trip. I'm FINALLY able to compile them in my homemade green book for the trip including a bespoke atlas for steering clear of /that/ American element. exhausting😛
It's too dangerous to go alone, take this!Maps of the Oklahoma and Texas panhandles featuring sticky notes reminding me to avoid Sundown towns (in red)More maps highlighting rush hour traffic and MORE historical Sundown towns. :PInterary with notes for possibly travel times.
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hey, hey! Anyone have advice for what/how to disassemble a PC and pack its internals to minimze static charge and destructive torque on a long and bumpy road trip? I've never moved a PC before as a laptop boy since college and I'm collecting first-hand knowledge/tips to narrow my research.
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I cleaned and re-shaped all the paintbrushes for my roo's birthday so that they'd be ready for him to spend aaaaaall night painting miniatures. (And I think I'm still a little high from the fumes tbh)
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Me: Hey, how can we best get you our character information for D&D? GM: Oh just send me a text file. Me: SO I spent Sunday making a small dashboard for the party AND dashboards for each of the PCs. You can link snippets from their BIG notes files so it's easier to digest while gaming and...
Screen shot of three panes in Obsidian. Top left: Simple party dashboard for checks. Top right: example NPC stat block (a fractal mascot). Bottom: Shiff's character dashboard with a table showing his ability mods, skill mods, and basic combat info. Below are his ideals and bonds peeking into the bottom of the frame.Instruction on how to install the files in Obsidian and a macro button for Adding new Player Characters.
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
@baddieholly.bsky.social 😏
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Please state a character of your liking and your head-canon for them~ (( Also, re: softening a movie title -- One Annoyance After Another Inconvenence. )) #dumbmeme
The meme text: Tell Me You Head-Canon About My OCS! (with a directional arrow pointing to the next picture in the carousel)Characters and the artists depcting them starting top left and going clockwise: Reggie by Chickensnpies, Shiff by Baddie Holly, Summit by Eligecos and Bouncing Bere by Hefty (HEFTY HEFTY).
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"Work, huh? Lemme guess: computer programmer? Computer magazine columnist? Something with computers..." ( @/ty-pesh.bsky.social depicting me, a dashing hacker on the latest warez )
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Distinguished Fatass by Ty Pesh
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'd installed BetterDiscord for vanity and it left some vesigal py scripts liying around my ~/Library. BD /seems/ to exploit some flaw in Discord's launch process by way of the DiscordHelper process (yikes) such that if the py script doesn't load properly, it'll kill the update. 🤦‍♂️ #helloFutureMe
The UPDATES banner from Unsolved Mysteries. For furs of a certain age.
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Y'all. LN the roo got the airbrush tuned so he can paint 28mm miniatures (or whatever scale Heroforge exports) with nigh surgical precision. I'm too scared my dumbass will clog it or scratch the barrel n needle cleaning up, so I guess I'll just use my cheap brushes and magnifying glasses. 😤
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
As I get older, I realize how precious it is to have people around to keep you in check. There are so. Many. People. who surround themselves with sycophants (intentionally or not) and it just ruins their ability to maintain perspective. You see it in everyone used to holding power, and it sucks.
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
hornt people like to hornt~~ 😈🫠
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I just walked in on my roo soflty chanting to himself while bouncing between an R script and Excel: "Ade due Damballa. Give me the power, I beg of you..." I think he's been pulling too many hours. 😬 💼
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Oh no. Discord broke on my computer and I spent all morning with support only to be passed off to engineering with a bug. Guess they just care about windows people. that's it for me~ (not like i was using it besides watching videos with a friend hahah)
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I made a friend watch "I 🩵 Huckabees" (2004) this weekend. (I took my bf-and-future-husband to see it ~22 years ago on our first date 😅) Its execution is far from perfect, but I definitely appreciate its (usually) measured and (sometimes) understated satirical approach. They can't all be EEAO.
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I Heart Huckabees - Trailer - HQ
YouTube video by ryy79
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
LP: (And now the urge is HIGH to cоmmіssіоn a latin artist to draw Reggie in a way-too-tight flamenco outfit. But WHOOoooOOo can I squeeze into a red flamenco dress that's -tight- in the bodice and buns before ERRUPTING into the ruffled plummage of a skirt? hahah. 💃)
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Planning this trip through the southwest got me thinking about this one public domain/easily licensed song that ALWAYS used to play during local PBS interstitials (and on loop in Barnes & Noble) when I was a kid. After 30 years as lost media, I FINALLY found the title. Now for the muzak version. 📻
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Nouveau Flamenco 1990 Ottmar Liebert
YouTube video by Tio Ngee Ping
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Having known my partner for exactly 22 years and 22 hours~ 🤓💘🦘
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This would fix me~
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I haven't had a chance to camoflouge my greys and apparently my temples have gone Reed Richards white. Now my partner keeps calling me "Mr Fat-tastic" and "Pedro kiloPascal". Not sure what he's trying to sayyy... 😳 artfulreggie.com/references/c... #inflationart #furryinflation
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FWOOMPH!!! by Kygen
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Also, real-talk my fellow queersons and/or bipoclytes, is there a site or guide or app of some sort that functions as a kinda modern Green Book? It’s 2026 and y’boy is nervous (behave yourself, rural Iowa 👀). artfulreggie.com/references/c...
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Beep beep! by Kitsunezero
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I am gonna CRUSH that US travel meme. Also, whycome it's 2026 and Google maps et al still suck at road trip planning? Why do we have to have like 10 tabs open fot this? (Like I KNOW why. BUT STILL. Maybe STOP revamping the map UI and cards ever 4 years and risk building something new and useful?)
Goofy & Max's road trip map from "A Goofy Movie".
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Not me eating kola nuts at 9pm like a fat dog who just got into the trash. 🫨
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Totally NOT hyper fixating over revamping* my D&D character and notebook gear** *Fun fact: Reggie was an editor for his HS publications. **Yes I know eeeveryone uses dndbeyond but Im trying my best not to! Wotc will only get so much from me. Something something no ethical consumption 😤
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reggie @artfulreggie.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Water is out at home, so I'm out trying to find AC and restrooms. Sauntered into a fast food joint for lunch where I found myself /trying/ to help translate some septuagenarian's complex order. But he left in a huff whining at me why "they can't just speak English".
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