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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
npr.org
At a meeting with a deputy director at
DHS, he says, his company proposed an alternative: FEMA-style camps in Texas that would be more humane.
He says that idea was swiftly shot down.
While White House adviser Stephen
Miller was not at the meeting, they were told that this was not what Miller wanted.
The contractor says his understanding from that meeting was that "Miller did not want the facilities that were comfortable.
He did not want facilities that were humane. We were told point-blank that that was not what the administration wantedỊi
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*does an online search*
Search results say Todd Blanche is the only AG in US history to speak at a political rally.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My HS had a computer lab with a few of these in there.
Apple 2e computer with 2 5-1/4” floppy disk drives.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This is what Apple Maps is showing me this morning. The word “America” is south of the border. Apple is still capitulating cowards. 😡
Apple Maps showing Lake Ontario renamed Lake America
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
So easy to debunk.
Strait of Hormuz online tracker showing only 13 ships are in transit today, 21.7% of the 60 day normal. 215 vessels are waiting.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Oldie but sadly still pertinent.
Kate McKinnon as Hillary Clinton holding a sign saying “he will kill us all.”
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Is Grassley’s social media team poking fun at him on FB?
On this day 20 years ago X formerly known as Twitter launched to the public. As one of the first members of Congress to embrace social media to communicate directly with constituents, Senator Grassley has built a loyal following with his signature shorthand and authentic tweets. Here are a few of Grassley’s greatest hits, including the pidgin tweet.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Oldie but a goodie.
Kate McKinnon as Hillary Clinton holding a sign that says “he will kill us all.”
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Let’s tune in…oh, it’s a guy in the rain hauling trash.
Worker at Great American State Fair dragging a trash can in the rain.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
This was a toughie! Can I count this one?
Movie poster for how to succeed in business without really trying.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
He claimed licenses for Sinclair stations were not approved by the previous administration. That’s a lie.
Screen shot from sources saying no Sinclair stations had their licenses not renewed during the Biden administration.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The Denmark account on FB is doing it right. 😁
AI image of Trump golden statue sleeping in a chair. Denmark account comment from Facebook reads “history will remember him. A faux gold monument to greed, grifting, and the abuse of power…and 14 hours of Fox News.”
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
We had one under a tree in our backyard last year. Mom came and got it in the evening. 🙂
Fawn in grass
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Did you see this one on TS, or is it a fake?
Trump baby born of Lady Liberty with Trump in Jesus robes again.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Watching reporting in tuxes is wild.
NBC News Ryan Nobels reporting in a tux on the shooting incident at the White House Correspondents Dinner
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
It keeps getting better…
Screenshot of BlueSky page saying rate limit exceeded in a red bar at the top of the page, the middle of the page saying no notifications yet, and the bottom right bell icon showing there are 12 notifications.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
It’s working now, but just seconds ago I was forbidden to read the posts of the people I follow. “Discover” was working fine. What up, BlueSky?
Screen shot of BlueSky page with the word Forbidden in a red bar with an exclamation point at the top of the feed.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
And in order to stay you have to bow before the golden Trump idol inside. 🙄
Auditorium in proposed Trump Presidential Library with huge gold statue of Trump on the stage.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I read this and thought of this👉 external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%...
Woman painted in gold in movie “Goldfinger.”
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
The buds on my maple trees just want to explode after yesterday. Hope they survive this colder weather.
Fuzzy buds on a maple tree
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
This showed up in my memories today from December of 2015. We’ve been doing this for over 10 years. When is enough going to be enough?
You might not care if Donald Trump says Muslims must register with the government, because you’re not one. And you might not care if Donald Trump says he’s going to round up all the Hispanic immigrants, because you’re not one. And you might now care that Donald Trump says it’s ok to rough up black protesters, because you’re not one. And you might not care that Donald Trump wants to suppress journalists, because you’re not one. But think about this. If he keeps going and he actually becomes president, he might just get around to you, and you better hope that there’s someone left to help you. Attributed to Air Force colonel Tom Moe, a prisoner of war in Vietnam. Posted on Facebook in December of 2015.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I had to look it up. Spot on.
Definition of logorrhea: excessive and often incoherent talkativeness or wordiness.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Make polio great again.
Sign says he will kill us all.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
NY Times article clip: when paramedics arrived at 9:42am, Ms Good was in the driver’s seat, unresponsive, with blood on her face and torso, the records say. After they removed her from the vehicle, she was not breathing and had an irregular pulse. She had two apparent gunshot wounds on the right side of her chest, another on her left forearm and a possible fourth on the left side of her head. Blood was flowing from her left ear and her pupils were dilated, the fire department’s report said about 10:30 am resuscitation efforts were stopped.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Got a crazy dictator-wannabe in office but the Northern Lights show last night was spectacular.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Raise your hand if your Republican rep held a town hall to meet with anyone who showed up for it. This is what my rep, Zach Nunn, said he did this week for Iowans. Not town halls. Selective events.
Rep. Zach Nunn of Iowa said he met with families and local leaders in Perry as they continue navigating the fallout from the Tyson plant closure. while in Dallas county I also joined the groundbreaking of a $135 million pork processing facility.”
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
In honor of #Portland and their protesting joy.
Bloom County Sunday strip where military comes to Oliver Wendell Jones’ house accusing him of hacking Trump’s Twitter account and posting “America, don’t be moody, shake your booty.”  Oliver’s mom says “That’s it? No orders to fire the FBI or lock up critics?” She then proceeds to “shake her booty” and gets the soldier at the door to join in. Catching himself, the soldier says “Sneaky effing liberals! Move in!” Oliver’s mom tells Oliver “lock yourself in the potty, honey.”
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Glad I switched to DuckDuckGo
DuckDuckGo AI query into if Trump shows signs of dementia
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Update via FB post on the emergency Des Moines school board meeting held today concerning Dr. Ian Roberts, who is still in ICE custody 👉
Des Moines school board notes saying all protocols, including background checks, were done before Dr. Roberts was hired.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Kate McKinnon as Hillary Clinton holding a sign that says “he will kill us all.”
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Omg. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Opus in the latest Bloom County strip is in a Mongolian gulag. He’s exiled to Don Jr’s pit because he told the truth on Fox News that the bitcoin is backed by poop. Opus decides to make new friends with fellow prisoner next to him…who happens to be Kimberly Guilfoyle.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
They’re all in, folks. I asked my rep to please exercise the brakes Congress has to counter this administration’s actions. This is the reply I got back.
Letter from Chuck Grassley approving of the actions Trump took in Washington DC of mobilizing the National Guard.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
The headlines the media is running for this story suck.
$500 million fraud penalty found excessive by a NY court in the trump fraud judgment. The court largely agreed with the original ruling of findings of fraud against Trump and his companies.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Because the headline sucks, read the details below it. 👉
$500 million Trump fraud judgment in New York was struck down because the court ruled the damages were excessive; the court did largely agree with Judge Engoron’s findings of fraud against Trump and his companies.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Well, math has never been this administration’s strong suit. This is the map the BBC had just 5 days ago 👉
Map of Ukraine showing what areas Russia occupies in Crimea, Kherson, Zaporizhzhia, Donetsk, and Luhansk.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Kate McKinnon as Hillary Clinton holding a sign that says “he will kill us all.”
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Omg…🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bloom County character Bill the Cat with breasts and Trump’s message to Jeffrey Epstein on the drawing: “Jeff—Happy Birthday and may every day be another wonderful secret. Donald.”
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I’ll never look at old gum in the same way ever again. 🤣
Bloom County strip: Invader processing guy asks Opus if he’s male or female. Opus says he’s “muddled.” Guy tells him to check his naughty bits. Opus can’t find them at first but then sees something between his legs that makes him ask “is that old gum?” The invader processing guys says he’s sending Opus to a Mongolian monkey dung mine.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ #BloomCounty
Bloom County strip: Opus says he’s a sleek waterfowl hottie, while the guy at the “invader processing” desk calls Opus a squalid smelly penguin. Opus indignantly says he will choose his personal identity. The man concludes Opus is trans and Opus says “trans am of water chickens yes.”
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Oh dear… #BloomCounty
Steve’s mom made a MAGA quilt with Kristi Noem on it, only wearing chaps. Opus is in custody of ICE.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Uh oh… Newest #BloomCounty strip 👉
Opus has overstayed his tourist visa by 43 years. ICE is on the chase.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
The saga continues. 😁👉
Bloom County Opus continued encounter with ICE. ICE agent calls Opus a sweaty fat foreigner after Opus calls himself a warmish pudgy polar pilgrim.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
He’s BAAAAACK!!! New strip today 👉
Bloom County strip with ICE coming after an oblivious Opus
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Latest propaganda mailer from Rep. Zach Nunn of Iowa.
Zach Nunn mailer trying to claim that the BBB is so great for Iowa working families.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Upside down American flag
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
This was the fawn who hung out under one of our trees a couple of weeks ago. Mom came back at twilight, fed the fawn, and then they walked off. Haven’t seen them since.
Fawn hanging out in the grass in a yard.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Showed up on my FB memories today. I’m feeling this (and I miss Berkeley Breathed; last original strip was almost 2 years ago.)
Bloom County strip of Opus going to the hospital and needing TLC, because the sign said urgent care. Frank the janitor gives him a hug.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
#NoKings in Des Moines, Iowa at the State Capitol (photo courtesy @polkdems.bsky.social from their FB page)
No Kings protest in Des Moines, Iowa.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Apple AI is behind but hey, at least you can have fun with Playground…🤣
Robot on the beach enjoying a drink while in a beach chair.
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Artesian Mystic @artesianmystic.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Kate McKinnon as Hillary Clinton holding a sign referring to Trump saying “he will kill us all.”
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