A soft whistling drones from some distant Elsewhere, as if something forgotten were begging to be remembered.
He is 20 years old.
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art page for @scump.net i use paint.NET do whatever you want with the art i post here (except AI bullshit). credit is appreciated
!["MID-CENTURY MODERN" style movie poster for Suburban Knights, a film in 129 minutes by Douglass Darien Walker, pictured in the key art for the poster which is his iconic recline on a lawn chair. Doug is rendered in gray while the rest of the scene retains its original color. A large Triforce graphic is pointing at his balls.
starring
Doug Walker, Lindsay Ellis, Lewis Lovhaug, T[cut off]
Brad Jones, Noah Antwiler, Joe Vargas, Paul[cut off]
Phelan Porteous, Allison Pregler, Bennet Wh[cut off]
[list trails off the screen]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hyfc7ezyxnflhoql2a2a6tmk/bafkreicervrnn2zvnd23unhfkjdx2b5m43xvnic6dy6qmn77np7ln5sqlm)
![[header] Gaming just got better than SEX.
[subheading] thats right baby. we just made the sexiest conroller.
All plastic. All buttons.
All gamer.
For her pleasure.
[small caps]
PACKED WITH AN ANALOG TRIGGER, ANALOG STICK, AND PATENTED ANALOG "SEX" BUTTON, THE DICKSCO SEXSTICK 1000-C IS THE MOST FUN YOU CAN HAVE OUTSIDE THE BEDROOM... IN YOUR LIVING ROOM, PLAYING A VIDEO GAME INSTEAD OF HAVING SEX.
COMPATIBLE WITH ALL MAJOR SYSTEMS.
MSRP 33.00
[diagram]
the SEXSTICK is a controller that resembles the left side of a modern controller attached dogbone-style to a sort of fidget toy. it is north american super nintendo colored
[item] analog trigger in back
[item] analog stick (dog nose)
[item] middle part made of a weird flexible rubber)
[item] u and v (clicky)
[item] SEX button (analog, deep travel, clicky bottom, feels like SEX)
[logo] DICKSCO](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hyfc7ezyxnflhoql2a2a6tmk/bafkreigdgka5cwwncvathcxiuzuuo6torusut446r7iyks36jz6wfxiiou)
