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@arsonkidder.bsky.social
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pen for hire, tamer in a lion's den, 18+ only please. I'm not your mom. 🇵🇷

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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
oughhhh celine kpop demon hunters oughhhhhhhhhhh make me a parody of myself w/how i fixated on you, a character who had 5 total minutes of screen time and maybe 20 lines of dialogue total
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
you should read The Star-Strewn Sea if you like lesbians getting fisted before kissing her love interest (and a mysterious glowing ocean) available for free on my Patreon www.patreon.com/posts/star-strewn-sea-149621601 And on AO3 archiveofourown.org/works/788073...
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
new zoey/celine is up, and celine is a bad mentor. or maybe a very good one? with C+ aftercare archiveofourown.org/works/798184...
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
are you reading my zoeyline. will you read my zoeyline. when will you read my zoeyline. unless you're not into mentor/mentee omegaverse "my best friend's mom" alpha/alpha shenanigans archiveofourown.org/works/798184...
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
The face of all time
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
if you feel up to it, maybe check out the first chapter of my free book, about a lady who consented to having a stranger's kid, but she didn't realize the stranger would be an evil lesbian dragon necromancer paid tier doesn't give you anything extra. book is free. www.patreon.com/posts/star-s...
book "trope map" that lists: "toxic yuri? no no. radioactive yuri." "Dubcon breeding kink." "Mmm full of eggs." "No foreplay without loreplay." "you will read thirty thousand words of worldbuilding before anyone touches a pussy and that;s a threat" "the victorians were awful people and they were weird about egypt" "Gothic means women in white dresses running away from spooky castles." "hey dragonfucker! pspsps [rubs fingers together] pspsps" "I can forgive any atrocity committed by a milf in mourning" "Pelvic exam as foreplay". all these tropes point to an image in the center of two women embracing passionately
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Read my fanfic 👍zoey and mira fuck #kpopdemonhunters archiveofourown.org/works/689545...
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
cognitive horse kicks at mass scale
tweet by @merman_melville that reads: Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost $20,000 and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day.
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
My genuine reaction to everything Betty says to me #dateeverything
Elmo kubrick staring into the camera
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
s o o n
image of the game "date everything" download progress bar
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
hell followed with us?
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
SOMEBODY CHECK HIS FUCKING HARD DRIVE
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
POOB HAS IT FOR YOU!
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
She’s just a little old lady. A geriatric dame. Una abuelita
picture of my cat
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
ARKNIGHTS, BABY!!!!!! AND SHE WAS THE ONE WHO HIRED TEXAS TO “DELIVER” HER!!!!!!
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
still not over the official Texsora meet cute being THIS
Screenshot from the game arknights 1/4: There’s a girl inside, bound tightly with rope, her mouth taped shut. But that isn’t what makes Texas freeze— after all, she’s seen this scene plenty of times before.No, it’s because she recognizes the girl.It’s Sora, the pop idol who’s befome viral lately. Texas likes to listen to her songs when she drivesSora: *muffled screams*!!!
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
oh cool, new info + images from kpop demon hunters just dropped. looks like they got TWICE to do a song for it!
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
screenshot of a discord message that reads "MKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM,,,K,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;"
 then a message saying "Fionna's message" followed by a picture of Fionna, who is a cat, and who presumably stepped on the keyboard
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
starts crying and throwing up at this combo of pictures and words
lappland from arknights saying "in famiglia saluzzo, it's only natural to send the young heiress on dangerous missions" she is smiling insincerely with exhausted eyes
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
.... my lightning warrior nun Ziva?
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
It's actually quite bad when Texas shows up, for very predictable reasons
fanfiction screenshot. it reads: The two women had stood alongside each other in Sora's mind for so long, she had begun to forget their differences. Texas had a good five inches of height over Lappland, and Lappland never looked so frail and so delicate as she did in Texas's broad, brutal hands. 

The sword fell from Lappland's limp fingers.

Then Lappland's fist arced out and caught Texas square in the jaw. She dropped the other sword too, somehow forgetting it all in anger as they rained blows on each other, raw and bloody and beastly.
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
if i can be 100% honest I haven't posted the new lappsora because what the fuck
a screenshot of a google docs page count (42) and word count (15,850)
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Everyone warned them, but why listen when you could step on a rake over and over again, I suppose!
a drawing of a distraught man in a maga hat covered in medals that all read "FELL FOR IT AGAIN AWARD"
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
🐰⭐🐺
screenshot of a google doc, a fanfiction reading: "Mm-mm," Lappland said, shaking her head to pull it free. She leaned away from Sora. Then, thickly, "Side effects... the medicine." A thoughtful pause. "Rare one."
Sora imagined they must look like quite a sight. Lappland covered in blood and Sora on the verge of tears, cleaning her face with a warm, wet hand towel. 
"I'm so sorry," she kept saying, even though Lappland reiterated that it wasn't her fault. "Let's stop for now. Okay? You shouldn't push it like this. Your body can't take—"
It was only instinct and luck that kept her fingers intact when Lappland lunged forward, as far as her chains would allow, and ripped the hand towel out of her grasp. 
She spat it aside, snarling, "Don't fucking tell me what my body can take."
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
the literal leaders of the country: oh noooo somebody thweatened me wahhh average americans living under the constant reality that they might get gunned down in a theater or a school or church or a grocery store:
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
“Texas was disgusted with her?” No 💖🫶🥰 we call that an unreliable narrator, baby
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
🐰🐺
screencap of a fanfiction wip. it reads: “Another massage?”
“No. I’m going to fuck you. By the time we land in Lungmen I’m going to fill every hole you have." 
Lappland got very quiet. 
“Sound good?” Sora prompted. 
"Even..." Lappland flicked one ear forward, trying very hard to sound both scandalized and unimaginably coquettish. “Even my ear hole?”
Sora burst into laughter; Lappland settled back into her restraints, looking smug. 
“Okay.” Sora wiped a tear from her eye. “We'll start with the ears and work our way down.”
Her ears perked up in shock, then flattened defensively. “You aren’t serious.”
“I’m thorough!”
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
honestly she could stay perched just like this but with the piano lid shut so that she doesn't accidentally fall in. Either that or bent over it! Or on the bench.
sora from arknights sitting on the edge of a piano
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
get fucking flipped idiot
a scuba diver holds a small shark upside down, triggering tonic immobility
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
this on a post about how conservatives of all stripes are trying to censor erotica and we need to stick together. we're so fucking cooked bro like no we don't write ICKY sex in this house, only god-fearing feminine pleasure ig. please, an ounce of self awareness
screencap of a tweet with the OP's name cropped out. it reads: "this is one of the reasons why i choose to write my romance and erotica not based on trends, but based on what I'd like to read more: feminine pleasure and enthusiastic consent. If only the ads in my mobile games would stop shoving omegaverse nonsense in my face. MY werewolves aren't like that"
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
⭐🐍
A screencap of a fanfiction that reads: Then, abruptly, "I mean that's why I thought Akali was your girlfriend."
(Urk.)
Evelynn says absolutely nothing. Because, well, Akali is her girlfriend, but she's trying to do some damage control here and saying "actually sera! everyone is fucking her except you!" probably won't help + they haven't agreed yet if they want to let anyone know about their polycule situation
Seraphine rests her face in her hands. "I thought you hated me because you could tell I had a crush on her. And I thought— I know it's stupid, but I thought— I don't know. I don't know what I'm even saying. I'm sorry."
"Many people lose their head around their idols," Evelynn says, being shitty on purpose, and consoling her badly to make her mad. "I'm used to it."
"Look, we have to go back up there in five and finish our jobs. Can you just give me a minute alone to get ahold of myself?"
Evelynn considered that, then offered, "I can help you."
"Oh. Okay?"
Evelynn said, "You're not going to enjoy it."
"Oh. Okay...?"
Evelynn steps out, finds a sweating drink and plucks an ice cube from the cup. She sucks it clean as she steps back in, and corrals Sera against the sink. She leans back, gripping the sink behind her and gulping visibly and looking up to her.
Evelynn rips out some paper towel (she's accustomed to people being nervous when she stands close to them) and wraps the icecube to it and puts it under Seraphine's eyes. "This will help them not look so puffy. Try to relax."
Seraphine is just like "MMM..... MHMM....." (I'M NOT SAD ANYMORE, TRUE, BUT ALSO NOW I'M TRYING REALLY HARD NOT TO BE HORNY AS I HAVE ONLY PLATONIC RESPECT FOR EVELYNN )
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Evelynn when Ahri runs from her vs Evelynn when Kai'sa runs from her
a person stares at their computer screen with binoculars, and their cartoonish erection somehow also has binoculars and an eager expression at whatever is on the computer screena collage of four images of donald duck with an increasingly large and destructive boner. lightning and energy beams are flashing everywhere in the final image
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
🦂
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
a lot of people share "write it badly" advice which is true but I think you should also "write it fun". Have fun! put the memes in!
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
[this is what my first / rough / zero drafts always look like.] anyway in this chapter Eve bends KK like a pretzel and Sera doesn’t get sushi
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
save me kaikali, kaikali save me, KAIKALI SAVE ME SAVE ME KAIKALI
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
its the era of sera baby
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
if I'm not getting usernames confused, you left the comment telling me I cracked your egg on Jan 1, 2022. The chapter that prompted you to take a look was published December 28, 2021. You genderversary indeed! What an amazing way to start the new year!!!!!
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
new fanfic out. archiveofourown.org/works/62022706
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
First bread of the year!
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
tw needles / being used consensually as a lab rat
(a screenshot of a fanfiction work in progress, reading) Seraphine screamed, short and pained and clipped. Mostly from shock, Renata was sure. It didn't hurt that much. 
She let Seraphine go as she curled up defensively. She clutched herself where Renata had stuck her, in the thick meaty part of her shoulder. "Renata! Ow!"
"Temper temper," Renata sang.
"How many doses do I need?" 
"Just three," she said, in the same lilting voice. Such was the danger of only having one lab rat. "If you'd known, you wouldn't have said yes." 
This part was half the fun. Of course further iterations would take patient satisfaction and dosage efficiency into consideration. It wasn't Renata's fault being this early in development meant things were going to get a little bloody.
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
And where are all the gods?
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Eve wears dem big old sunglasses to maintain her mystique cause she has KITTY EYES
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
[dark souls boss music]
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Cradle of Eternal Night by Ladz!!!!
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Arson @arsonkidder.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
“The good boyfriend loves girl with all his heart. He not afraid to point to girl in front of hisfriends and to says “that’s her”. “That’s the puppet master that cursed my dick.” source is everyteenagers on tumblr
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