Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 20hWhen I'm given full control of the menu. These Anthropic engineers gonna be eating well 070
Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 06/10/2026We served Shanghainese today and my red braised pork belly was a hit but God damn I need a sit down. 0220
Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I feel like the "Dad bod" is coming in nicely 41025
Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You know you were raised by the restaurant industry when you've eaten family meal more than you've eaten meals with your family 0110
Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Made my famous potato leek and sauerkraut soup with seared kielbasa and marinated feta for dinner with some fresh baked sourdough fried in duck fat. 1121
Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Day 4 of running the commissary kitchen for San Francisco's newest food hall and thankfully the kimchi I started on the 7th is delightfully fermented at this point. Way ahead of schedule for the grand opening on Saturday then I fly to Australia the next day so... Good luck without me for a week 😂 0190
Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 12/08/2026When your partner gets home extremely late and you've been too busy playing WoW to think about dinner, you hit the pantry. I also made him a cherry cobbler from the garden cause he's never had cobbler 2200
Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Oldie but a goodie. Used to sell well used clothes 1495
Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Got too many Reiner cherries and now I'm debating making a cobbler and trying to take it to R3 tomorrow... 190
Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 31/07/2026The last video was meant for one of my boys, my bad 4615
Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Watching European gays deal with tipping culture in real time "no, you move the fucking decimal" 1290
Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Enjoying a celebratory My Father "The Judge" at Occidental Cigar Club in SF cause I'm now the executive sous chef at one of the restaurants in the international terminal at SFO. 6604
Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 30/05/2026One of the new hires is a recent culinary school graduate and surprise, everyone already hates her... And despite her offering me an unsolicited opinion on the difference between a bruinoise and a medium dice, I'm giving her three to one odds of flaming out within a week. 080
Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 29/05/2026The best part of making schmaltz is eating the gribenes afterwards. I tossed these in a little hot curry powder, vinegar powder and msg 1130
Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Kinda hot knowing people jerk off to your pictures 2665
Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I'm kind, apparently and that's the best compliment I've gotten in my entire life. 1130
Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 24/04/2026I just found out that my employees refer to me as "The Papa Bear" and I'm fuckin beside myself 2160
Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 23/04/2026My next mission. Bringing order to our first frozen food delivery that was just tossed onto shelves with no rhyme or reason Give me two hours and a pack of shelf labels 0250
Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I think I brushed my beard out really well today 81895
Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 13/04/2026When your boyfriend accusees you of using margarine, this is a full day French butter household my good bitch. 1332
Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 29/03/2026My face when a server rings in a ticket for a 48oz Tomahawk ribeye "well done" 0310
Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Alder smoked kombu (yes I smoke my own kombu cause I'm extra) adds a depth to stock that you simply cannot believe until you've tried it Adding a parmesan rind is just an added bonus. This is why I keep a ziplock bag of vegetable scraps from cooking in my freezer 0100
Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Dinner tonight. Koji roasted chicken with bourbon mushroom pan sauce,markut lime & lemon butter broccoli and roasted garlic risotto 1130
Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I drank last night like I haven't been pronounced dead nine times 2380
Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 17/03/2026My kimchi is finally ready to be devoured with reckless abandon She fermented as fuck 1141
Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Kurobuta pork belly and loin, trimmings from my homemade bacon, a highly secret blend of spices, smoked bourbon and plum syrup make for fuckin amazing breakfast sausage I had a craving this morning.. 2152
Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 16/02/2026I lied, here's more bread Buttermilk sourdough English muffins when we was at the cabin in Guerneville. Made the boy some epic breakfast sandwiches before we hit the rodeo 1130
Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Enough bread, here's some limp cock to break up the gluten 8957
Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Didn't need google photos to remind me of what I looked like in 1997.. 0160
Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 05/02/2026There's a certain beauty to taking flour, water, salt and yeast and being able to amend a dough with things like hand milled chocolate powder or dehydrated chicken skins to create something new. It's alchemy at the end of the day and I'm so grateful for a career of creation 0211