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Ars Hermetica

@arshermetica.bsky.social
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Aspiring bog witch NPC trapped in the body of a nerdy Alaskan chef who only recently realized why choo-choo trains and counting things are so soothing...

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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 20h
When I'm given full control of the menu. These Anthropic engineers gonna be eating well
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We served Shanghainese today and my red braised pork belly was a hit but God damn I need a sit down.
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I kinda wanna make beef cheek pastrami...
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Love how the smoke goes straight to my cock
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I feel like the "Dad bod" is coming in nicely
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You know you were raised by the restaurant industry when you've eaten family meal more than you've eaten meals with your family
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Made my famous potato leek and sauerkraut soup with seared kielbasa and marinated feta for dinner with some fresh baked sourdough fried in duck fat.
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sometimes I just need to pound an ass
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
enjoying a haul
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You really can't beat my view from work
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Day 4 of running the commissary kitchen for San Francisco's newest food hall and thankfully the kimchi I started on the 7th is delightfully fermented at this point. Way ahead of schedule for the grand opening on Saturday then I fly to Australia the next day so... Good luck without me for a week 😂
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
When your partner gets home extremely late and you've been too busy playing WoW to think about dinner, you hit the pantry. I also made him a cherry cobbler from the garden cause he's never had cobbler
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
When you need a throat...
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Enjoying lazy bear
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Oldie but a goodie. Used to sell well used clothes
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Got too many Reiner cherries and now I'm debating making a cobbler and trying to take it to R3 tomorrow...
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The last video was meant for one of my boys, my bad
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Till the tube is full..
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A lil dick wag to get the day rolling
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A lil something to take the edge off
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Watching European gays deal with tipping culture in real time "no, you move the fucking decimal"
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Enjoying a celebratory My Father "The Judge" at Occidental Cigar Club in SF cause I'm now the executive sous chef at one of the restaurants in the international terminal at SFO.
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I fuckin love making vinegar
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
One of the new hires is a recent culinary school graduate and surprise, everyone already hates her... And despite her offering me an unsolicited opinion on the difference between a bruinoise and a medium dice, I'm giving her three to one odds of flaming out within a week.
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The best part of making schmaltz is eating the gribenes afterwards. I tossed these in a little hot curry powder, vinegar powder and msg
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Nothing beats a relaxing cigar
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Kinda hot knowing people jerk off to your pictures
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I'm kind, apparently and that's the best compliment I've gotten in my entire life.
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I just found out that my employees refer to me as "The Papa Bear" and I'm fuckin beside myself
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
My next mission. Bringing order to our first frozen food delivery that was just tossed onto shelves with no rhyme or reason Give me two hours and a pack of shelf labels
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
My tiddies
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I think I brushed my beard out really well today
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
When your boyfriend accusees you of using margarine, this is a full day French butter household my good bitch.
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
My face when a server rings in a ticket for a 48oz Tomahawk ribeye "well done"
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
My idea of offering a bump
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Alder smoked kombu (yes I smoke my own kombu cause I'm extra) adds a depth to stock that you simply cannot believe until you've tried it Adding a parmesan rind is just an added bonus. This is why I keep a ziplock bag of vegetable scraps from cooking in my freezer
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Just a hoe doing hoe things
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Dinner tonight. Koji roasted chicken with bourbon mushroom pan sauce,markut lime & lemon butter broccoli and roasted garlic risotto
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I drank last night like I haven't been pronounced dead nine times
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
My kimchi is finally ready to be devoured with reckless abandon She fermented as fuck
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I fuckin love the library
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
I fuckin love suspenders
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Kurobuta pork belly and loin, trimmings from my homemade bacon, a highly secret blend of spices, smoked bourbon and plum syrup make for fuckin amazing breakfast sausage I had a craving this morning..
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I lied, here's more bread Buttermilk sourdough English muffins when we was at the cabin in Guerneville. Made the boy some epic breakfast sandwiches before we hit the rodeo
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Enough bread, here's some limp cock to break up the gluten
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
God fuckin damn, I love making bread
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
For all your longshoreman needs
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Didn't need google photos to remind me of what I looked like in 1997..
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Ars Hermetica @arshermetica.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
There's a certain beauty to taking flour, water, salt and yeast and being able to amend a dough with things like hand milled chocolate powder or dehydrated chicken skins to create something new. It's alchemy at the end of the day and I'm so grateful for a career of creation
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